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Barkingturtle
11-21-2009, 09:56 PM
But I'm sorry.

I can't help but notice that the other thread which existed in here, the one which I infected with my special brand of gross, is now gone. I want to apologize if I crossed an unspoken line.

Honestly, I was tickled when I saw a flames and rants section open up here, because as much as anything the vitriolic banter of old server boards is as nostalgic to me as the game itself. I sincerely harbor no ill will against any one of you, and in fact feel a certain kinship with folks who want to play a game from last century as much as I do, so going forward I just want it made clear that I am not really a sociopath or an astronaut pornstar. I'm just a dude who likes to trade insults and has a certain knack for doing it in the foulest way possible.


Your Friend and Sometimes Nemesis,
Barkingturtle

PS: Seriously, please don't ban me. I like it here.

Bubbles
11-21-2009, 11:43 PM
You're gonna have to get used to threads mysteriously disappearing. It's one of the features of this board :)

magic
11-22-2009, 10:51 AM
this ^ and which is part of the reason i don't play on this trashcan of a server anymore

President
11-22-2009, 11:51 AM
this ^ and which is part of the reason i don't play on this trashcan of a server anymore

Yet you still troll its board... looks like someone needs some attention from mommy.

Noser
11-22-2009, 11:55 AM
Despite everything i still think this server is much more enjoyable than any other eq-related servers out right now.

magic
11-22-2009, 12:14 PM
Yet you still troll its board... looks like someone needs some attention from mommy.

more along the lines i am bored on a sunday after getting sloshed the night before? sheetz food doesn't cure hangovers btw

magic
11-22-2009, 12:19 PM
Despite everything i still think this server is much more enjoyable than any other eq-related servers out right now.

definitely true. this server wins hands-down until you hit 50 and realize your guild tag doesn't = <Inglourious Favouritism>

Barkingturtle
11-22-2009, 12:50 PM
this ^ and which is part of the reason i don't play on this trashcan of a server anymore

Because you can't take a joke? I'm not sure I get your point.

I mean, you realize that flames can't really hurt you, right? That it's just good fun? You do understand that even though I wrote it, Derazzer and Blink probably didn't really 69 each other to death and Oprah doesn't really leave a trail of steaming, acidic pussy juice everywhere she goes, right? Well, that one might be true. It'd explain why Stedmond's so light-skinned.

Or do you mean you don't play on this server anymore because you were afraid of getting banned for flaming too spectacularly? Because you realize that's what my original post said, yes?

Well, sir, this is my profession, I don't judge your puma killing skills.

In any event, none of this is why you're not playing on this server any longer. None of us are playing here because those among us who most needed to take a step back and gain some perspective failed to do so and instead threw a tantrum my two year-old nephew would be proud of. Except that I don't have a nephew, because last time he threw a tantrum I stomped on his skull till the walls were painted with his brains.

Goobles
11-22-2009, 12:51 PM
definitely true. this server wins hands-down until you hit 50 and realize your guild tag doesn't = <Inglourious Favouritism>

YEAHHH.. because ALL the GMs were in IB and giving us priveledged information. Remember, ALLL of the GMs sir.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a74/RiddlN/troll.jpg

magic
11-22-2009, 12:55 PM
barkingturtle, you need to get some help, seriously.

goobles, i've never said that ib has a ton of gms in it. misinterpretation wins. i'll get my account back from my buddy when the server is back up and duel you sometime if you want to settle this in-game

Barkingturtle
11-22-2009, 01:01 PM
barkingturtle, you need to get some help, seriously.

Help with what? I can make you look like a fucking idiot with no one's help but yours.

Again, you're jealousy shows. Jealous of IB's, uh, "success" in a fucking video game. Jealous of my gift with words. Tell me, how many times did you read my posts while stroking it into your own mouth, little fella? If you'd like, I've got something like 19,000 flames I've written on the internet. I s'pose I could share them with you. You could rub yourself raw a million times over, I'd reckon.

Aeolwind
11-22-2009, 01:24 PM
Help with what? I can make you look like a fucking idiot with no one's help but yours.

Again, you're jealousy shows. Jealous of IB's, uh, "success" in a fucking video game. Jealous of my gift with words. Tell me, how many times did you read my posts while stroking it into your own mouth, little fella? If you'd like, I've got something like 19,000 flames I've written on the internet. I s'pose I could share them with you. You could rub yourself raw a million times over, I'd reckon.

Srsly, are you Vendrix Muk?

magic
11-22-2009, 01:48 PM
Help with what? I can make you look like a fucking idiot with no one's help but yours.

Again, you're jealousy shows. Jealous of IB's, uh, "success" in a fucking video game. Jealous of my gift with words. Tell me, how many times did you read my posts while stroking it into your own mouth, little fella? If you'd like, I've got something like 19,000 flames I've written on the internet. I s'pose I could share them with you. You could rub yourself raw a million times over, I'd reckon.

"you're jealousy shows" ..... "jealous of my gift with words" .... "19,000 flames"

man, you're amazing.

Barkingturtle
11-22-2009, 02:01 PM
Really dude? That's what you're gonna go with? A typo?

I mean, if I were going to attempt to insult you, I'd probably begin at the beginning: by inferring that your mother got sodomized by your uncle and nine months later you came out in a diarrhea afterbirth. You were raised in abject squalor, but it was the best Mommy could do when the menfolk would only offer handfuls of nickels to shove objects into her vagina, and she didn't really have any other marketable skills. As time passed by and you grew up into a young man, you found that it really wasn't worth any more than those spare nickels to fist your own mother, but you paid it anyway because let's face it: action's action.

By the time you were old enough to make your own way in the world, you'd tasted a lot of semen. It tasted like the affection of a man, and it made you whole since you'd barely known your daddy. Sure sometimes they hit you, but that was just their way, and deep down you knew you deserved it.

College was a tough period for you. Mostly because it's hard to get accepted when you lack the genetic material requisite for critical thought. Not really your fault, though. I mean, your dad was your uncle, after all. Just thinking about him reminds you of all those times he'd read you stories at bedtime, and how he'd always kiss you on your forehead goodnight, mostly because he was afraid you'd snowball him if he kissed your lips or cheek. You remember the way your torn little baby anus tingled when he'd give you that goodnight kiss? Is it tingling right now as I end this post and you float away into fantasy? I bet it is.

magic
11-22-2009, 02:08 PM
Really dude? That's what you're gonna go with? A typo?

I mean, if I were going to attempt an insult you, I'd probably begin at the beginning: by inferring that your mother got sodomized by your uncle and nine months later you came out in a diarrhea afterbirth. You were raised in abject squalor, but it was the best Mommy could do when the menfolk would only offer handfuls of nickles to shove objects into her vagina, and she didn't really have any other marketable skills. As time passed by and you grew up into a young man, you found that it really wasn't worth any more than those spare nickels to fist your own mother, but you paid it anyway because let's face it: action's action.

By the time you were old enough to make your own way in the world, you'd tasted a lot of semen. It tasted like the affection of a man, and it made you whole since you'd never known your daddy. Sure sometimes they hit you, but that was just their way, and deep down you knew you deserved it.

College was a tough period for you. Mostly because it's hard to get accepted when you lack the genetic material requisite for critical thought. Not really your fault, though. I mean, your dad was your uncle, after all. Just thinking about him reminds you of all those times he'd read you stories at bedtime, and how he'd always kiss you on your forehead goodnight, mostly because he was afraid you'd snowball him if he kissed your lips or cheek. You remember the way worn torn little baby anus tingled when he'd give you that goodnight kiss? Is it tingling right now as I end this post and you float away into fantasy? I bet it is.

You try way, way too hard. If you want some info about me and my family.. I'm currently in college, and yes it is tough. As far as a requisite for critical thought, I'm about a year away from graduating with an Environmental Sustainability degree. My mother is actually the nicest person I know, I've only ever heard her yell a handful of times in my 24 years of existence. She is a very successful woman making around $100k a year. My dad wasn't my uncle, he was a Viet Nam veteran and was a Police Officer / Lawyer in the Montgomery County, MD area. My uncle has a degree in Chemistry and is a farmer in Nebraska. He has roughly six-thousand acres. He mostly raises cattle and sells them to CAFOs once they meet the proper weight requirements. As for crops, he uses an eco-fallow farming system, drip irrigation, and cover cropping to achieve maximum synergistic benefits.

What's it like outside today where you live? You should go interact with people in real life the same way you do here. I bet you'd be in jail in about an hour.

Barkingturtle
11-22-2009, 02:22 PM
Your dear ol' saint of a whore mom would be really disappointed if she saw you getting trolled this hard, dude. Lucky for you she can't see anything after the neighborhood kids finish making her live up to her nickname of Bukkake Betty.

Seriously, what the fuck made you think I give a fuck about you or your family, moron? So you're some dumb little kid, big fucking surprise there. I don't care. I can't believe you keep indulging me even after I flat out tell you I'm only here to fuck with you because I can sense how weak you are.

magic
11-22-2009, 02:37 PM
The point is that you openly talk about how skilled you are and how much you will make me appear to be an idiot. You've failed. The only thing you're capable of doing is spending 10 minutes to come up with overly elaborate posts that are extremely offensive. Nobody thinks that you or your posts are cool, except for you. You spend way too much time online.

Hasbinbad
11-22-2009, 02:39 PM
Nobody thinks that you or your posts are cool, except for you.

Magic, not only is this true, but also applicable to you.

You guys should both have a cup of coffee and calm down.

Goobles
11-22-2009, 02:42 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a74/RiddlN/issue.jpg

Barkingturtle
11-22-2009, 02:47 PM
The point is that you openly talk about how skilled you are and how much you will make me appear to be an idiot. You've failed. The only thing you're capable of doing is spending 10 minutes to come up with overly elaborate posts that are extremely offensive. Nobody thinks that you or your posts are cool, except for you. You spend way too much time online.

If they're overly elaborate it's because you're under-developed, you whiny little bitch. If they're extremely offensive it's by design, you stupid fucking cunt. And I'm sorry, but I don't require affirmation of my "coolness". I am the epitome of cool. Cool comes to me and asks, "Hey BT, what should I be next?"

Hasbinbad
11-22-2009, 02:48 PM
/facepalm

magic
11-22-2009, 02:52 PM
man hasbinfag, don't act like you're cool or liked. you got kicked out of ib and begged to rejoin how many times? 3? your nerdvoice on vent is pretty amusing. "dude pawstitute has been in and out of our guild vent all day long and he was here yesterday" ... i was there for about 15 minutes, total.

at least you're not begging me for loot anymore. grats on planar lewt brah.

Barkingturtle
11-22-2009, 02:56 PM
/facepalm

Go fuck yourself.

Seriously, it's the flames section of the board. You should post flames, not self-righteous judgments. And for the record, I'm perfectly calm, I just gain gratification from writing weird shit on the internet. How many times do I need to spell that out for you dumbshits? It's all in good fun. Or at least I'm having fun.

Hasbinbad
11-22-2009, 03:01 PM
man hasbinfag, don't act like you're cool or liked. you got kicked out of ib and begged to rejoin how many times? 3? your nerdvoice on vent is pretty amusing. "dude pawstitute has been in and out of our guild vent all day long and he was here yesterday" ... i was there for about 15 minutes, total.

at least you're not begging me for loot anymore. grats on planar lewt brah.

SPINNING TIGER FOREARM BLOCK!

Go fuck yourself.

Seriously, it's the flames section of the board. You should post flames, not self-righteous judgments. And for the record, I'm perfectly calm, I just gain gratification from writing weird shit on the internet. How many times do I need to spell that out for you dumbshits? It's all in good fun. Or at least I'm having fun.

FLYING DRAGON AXEFOOT PARRY!

I have successfully avoided the attempt by The Troll Twins to drag me into whatever their stupid conversation is about!
My style is leet! Your troll-fu is weak! You hate me!

magic
11-22-2009, 03:03 PM
reaffirming my assertion that you're a fucking moron, hasbingay

Barkingturtle
11-22-2009, 03:05 PM
reaffirming my assertion that you're a fucking moron, hasbingay

I feel closer to you than I ever have before. Let's spoon.

magic
11-22-2009, 03:06 PM
only if i can be little spoon. not being hugged enough as a child makes me yearn for the feeling of being held

cassaruby
11-22-2009, 03:10 PM
85% crappy posts 15% crappy posts kinda funny.

hasbinbad, BT, and magic have alittle chemistry, maybe you could be friends?

if not for... your hated... oh man, you could be best friends.

Hasbinbad
11-22-2009, 03:11 PM
Haha am I really being successful in trolling the trolls?
That is so full of win.

You guys are like 2 rabid dogs in a pit chained so their teeth can barely touch in the center at full extension. I bet if I threw a steak between you two, there'd be some action worth betting on.

As it is, you guys are just making yourselves look stupid by throwing insults at each other like you are.. Nobody cares. Nobody thinks you're righteous, or that you're clever. ..except maybe that one dude who is your fan. ..and he's not really "who we're talking about right now," are they?

I'm sure that if you two have some point or another, you could write it up in a decently organized list of grievances. I'm sure if you did something like that, you'd have support and explanations within a week or two for nearly everything you find that you just can't abide without dragging dirt to the forums.

*Yawn*

Blink
11-22-2009, 03:28 PM
Hey, leave Barkingturtle alone!

He was the one who first inspired me to not just leave the server but to fight back! If not for him I would be playing some other game by now and not enjoying this chaos (that I had nothing to do with(because its bold you have to believe me)).

Thanks again for showing me the ways of a real man Barkingturtle! I hope sometime in the near future we can meAt up. ;)

Goobles
11-22-2009, 04:26 PM
Rare video footage of Magic (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MzRn60irvc)

EliteJackson
11-30-2009, 07:46 PM
reaffirming my assertion that you're a fucking moron, hasbingay

You keep calling him "Hasbingay". A couple things I notice about that:

1) That means he's not gay anymore, so you're attempting to insult him by calling him straight. I'm no expert on insults, but isn't that kind of weak?

2) You...SOMEHOW...have explicit carnal knowledge of his apparently gay past deeds. Hmmm...

I've noticed this trend from internet tough guys all over. They'll say shit like "I'm gonna rape your ass, you faggot" in an attempt to put someone down. When really all they are doing is proclaiming their own desire to have relations with another man's colon. I still don't really understand this. Might as well skip the bullshit and move straight on to "I'm gonna kiss you and fondle your nuts while we lie by the fire on a tigerskin rug and pinch each other's hairy nipples, you big gay stud."

It'd save all you tough guys a lot of time.

EliteJackson
11-30-2009, 07:48 PM
I hope sometime in the near future we can meAt up. ;)

Gold.

Zarniwooop
11-30-2009, 09:53 PM
i'll get my account back from my buddy when the server is back up and duel you sometime if you want to settle this in-game

I seriously cannot believe you even posted this.

This is why I take everything said by the malcontents on this board with a grain of salt.

Ronas
09-27-2010, 02:49 AM
Jumping back in time you jackasses been jacking up shit long time huh.

Rogean
09-27-2010, 03:00 AM
Every single decision ever made in relation to a guild dispute always.. always results in people saying a guild was favored. People just can't accept the fact that their guild didn't win a decision and they have to make themselves feel better by saying "Oh well the other guild was favored by the GM. We should have won that."

Every.. Time.

RKromwell
09-27-2010, 03:43 AM
Should have waited a little longer to necro this, there is still meat on these bones.

Ronas
09-27-2010, 04:11 AM
No wat I mean is there are jerk offs like hasbingay and goobby back then talking some messed up shit but it wasn't as out of it as it is now. Trying to see where the turning point was when people started to work out that this area of the thread turned into a place they can let loose. That asside, yeah some fucked favourism back then too. But now I think a lot of the guides and gms woke up and though to themselve, fuck you all I fuck you all up cos I can. While back at this time it was, okey these guy could rally more people to the server. Let help them pomote wat we are about.

Rogean
09-27-2010, 04:12 AM
oh wow I didn't even look at the post dates before I replied, haha.