UNDENIABLE & UNEQUIVOCAL PROOF OF GOD

[GODPARTICLE]

Start with 0's
0 = 0 + 0 + 0 + ...

Rewrite from known constant scalars
0 = (1-1) + (1-1) + (1-1) + ...

Regroup parenthesis (associative property)
0 = 1 - (-1+1) + (-1+1) + (-1+1) + ...

Thus, JESUS' DIVINITY ON EARTH, Q.E.D.
0 = 1

[Kagatob]

So an error in how humans perceive numbers is proof of a specific divine entity? Where have I been the past 6.5 billion years?

[GODPARTICLE]

THE GOD PARTICLE IS PROOF OF JESUS TURNING WATER INTO WINE SO IM NOT GONNA STOP FUCKING DRINKING JUST LIKE CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS

[GODPARTICLE]

[20:54] <@GODPARTICLE> mentioned hitchens
[20:54] <@GODPARTICLE> not the batshit crazy one
[20:54] <hitchens> GODPARTICLE
[20:54] <hitchens> This message is hidden because GODPARTICLE is on your ignore list.
[20:54] <@GODPARTICLE> but the atheist douche who wrote books
[20:54] <Wa11ace> Drink mead
[20:54] <Wa11ace> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lijwwthhJu1qinrsvo1_500.jpg
[20:54] <@GODPARTICLE> good pic
[20:54] <Wa11ace> quality inspection score 10/10 godparticle
[20:54] <@GODPARTICLE> i agree wallace
[20:54] <Wa11ace> GODPARTICLE: teleport
[20:54] <@GODPARTICLE> i will with god particle wormholes

[GODPARTICLE]

nsfw

[Hitchens]

http://i.imgur.com/xV6Ymyw.jpg

[Pico]

rodcet grant me patience to deal with this infediel

[GODPARTICLE]

http://i.imgur.com/xV6Ymyw.jpg

you know you read it you live your life vicariously through me

[Kagatob]

He's not even an amusing troll, he's simply bad at everything he does.

http://i.imgur.com/xV6Ymyw.jpg

Good idea. :)

[GODPARTICLE]

naw naw dat just aint tru

[Hitchens]

he's simply bad at everything he does.

We've tried to explain this to him countless times. The boy ain't right in the head.

[Pico]

solusek only true god you fucking heathen faggot

serenity now

[Lazortag]

The series (sum)(-1)^n (where n starts at 1) is divergent (it fails the divergence test since the limit of (-1)^n, n-->infinity, doesn't exist). All that's shown in the second line is that the partial sum for any even number of terms is 0. All that's shown in the third line is that the partial sum for any odd number of terms is 1. All that's shown in the fourth line is that the partial sum for any even number of terms is unequal to the partial sum for any odd number of terms. Not an interesting result.

So an error in how humans perceive numbers ...

wat

[Kagatob]

wat

Imperfect math leads to imperfect equations.

[GODPARTICLE]

The sum of -1^n as n->infinity would be +/-1 you moran

wolfram alpha giving me just -1

[Kagatob]

you moran

:(

[GODPARTICLE]

I proved the series was convergent. I also disagree with his premise of even vs. odd # scalars, since 0 = 0 + 0

[Hitchens]

http://i.imgur.com/l7BzzJz.jpg

[GODPARTICLE]

youse a cracker homie, you stale. need new material

[GODPARTICLE]

this IS quality you fuck

[Kagatob]

this IS quality you fuck

qual·i·ty [kwol-i-tee] noun, plural qual·i·ties, adjective
noun
1. an essential or distinctive characteristic, property, or attribute: the chemical qualities of alcohol.
2. character or nature, as belonging to or distinguishing a thing: the quality of a sound.
3. character with respect to fineness, or grade of excellence: food of poor quality; silks of fine quality.
4. high grade; superiority; excellence: wood grain of quality.
5. a personality or character trait: kindness is one of her many good qualities.

Pick a definition please, aside from #4 which it is not.

[GODPARTICLE]

I like 1 cuz it got booze in it

[gotrocks]

i just shot the god particle all over my gf's back.

proof of a grand creator is now in a tissue in the garbage can.

[Ahldagor]

i just shot the god particle all over my gf's back.

proof of a grand creator is now in a tissue in the garbage can.

she don't swallow?

[gotrocks]

she don't swallow?

it was a heat of the moment thing, i was behind her, she was on her knees, you know how it goes.

there are lots of my little god particles in her tummy too =P


.....and her tits, and her stomach, and ....

[Ahldagor]

it was a heat of the moment thing, i was behind her, she was on her knees, you know how it goes.

there are lots of my little god particles in her tummy too =P


.....and her tits, and her stomach, and ....

good lad there. keep up the good fight.

[Faerie Blossom]

Thou art God.

[Lubian]

Regroup parenthesis (associative property)
0 = 1 - (-1+1) + (-1+1) + (-1+1) + ...

Considering you were too retarded to even adjust the parentheses correctly, I doubt you'd understand that infinite sums are generally not associative.

[quido]

LOL definitely the best quote from that entire show: I can't control my horny level

[Bardalicious]

I liked Naez better when I thought he offed himself t b h.

Warning: Psychopath in the making.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYeSexNZwEc

[GODPARTICLE]

I liked Bardalicious before I ate his corpse, when I only slept next to it

[GODPARTICLE]

Considering you were too retarded to even adjust the parentheses correctly, I doubt you'd understand that infinite sums are generally not associative.

Mispelled 1 sign that did not even change the outcome of the series. Also, I proved the series is convergent, so it is associative.

[Lazortag]

Mispelled 1 sign that did not even change the outcome of the series. Also, I proved the series is convergent, so it is associative.

You didn't prove that it was convergent. And even if you did, convergence doesn't imply associativity; for example, conditionally convergent series don't satisfy associativity.
PS: hi naez

[GODPARTICLE]

Well I didn't mean all sums were associative if convergent. I was referring to alternating series as we see here.

Here is the proof of convergence:

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=lim+%7C-1%5En%7C+as+n-%3Einfinity+

[Hitchens]

You shouldn't let yourself be baited into debates with an alcoholic schizophrenic.

[GODPARTICLE]

Further proof

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=integrate+-1%5En%2B1%5En+from+0+to+infinity

[GODPARTICLE]

err should be

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=integrate+%28-1%2B1%29%5En+from+0+to+infinity

[Lazortag]

Well I didn't mean all sums were associative if convergent. I was referring to alternating series as we see here.

Here is the proof of convergence:

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=lim+%7C-1%5En%7C+as+n-%3Einfinity+

That's not a series, that's a sequence. Also, you put absolute value bars over it so that every term would be equal to 1. This is the correct way to input it into Wolfram: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=sum+of+%28-1%29^n

PS: I 100% fully realize that this is a troll (probably naez, maybe japan or ironlion).

[GODPARTICLE]

That's not a series, that's a sequence. Also, you put absolute value bars over it so that every term would be equal to 1. This is the correct way to input it into Wolfram: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=sum+of+%28-1%29^n

PS: I 100% fully realize that this is a troll (probably naez, maybe japan or ironlion).

Yes I know it was a sequence I didn't know how to do summation on WolframAlpha. The correct summation would be:

sum of (-1+1)^n

Which does diverge via geometrical multiplicity but not arithmetically. Since we are not talking about a coordinate vector or plane of any sort, the proof stands.

[GODPARTICLE]

Also absolute value signs are part of the calculus test for divergence.

[Jburks8]

This dude (along with Khan Academy) helped me get through Calculus. He basically shows that the math is flawed (as previously stated in this thread), but it's interesting nonetheless.

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[Lubian]

This dude (along with Khan Academy) helped me get through Calculus. He basically shows that the math is flawed (as previously stated in this thread), but it's interesting nonetheless.

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Bro, do you even FOIL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FOIL_method)?

[GODPARTICLE]

yea, patrickjmt = WRONG

[GODPARTICLE]

that guy got me through some math classes but I'm in grad school at the level where he doesn't have any videos of what I need. Even just his linear algebra stuff (class after calc) is lacking.

Took half my math final yesterday and walked out

[this user was banned]

FACT: it was originally intended to be called the "goddamn particle"

in conclusion: go fuck yourself

[GODPARTICLE]

wow no shit look at my sig retard

[this user was banned]

wow no shit look at my sig retard

FACT: it was originally intended to be called the "goddamn particle"

in conclusion: go fuck yourself

bolded my point

[GODPARTICLE]

me2
wow no shit look at my sig retard

[this user was banned]

you moran

wow no shit look at my sig retard

Keep tryin' man! Somday you'll be as cool as dredge!

[GODPARTICLE]

get a brain

[Hitchens]

Don't mind him, he's been drunk since around nine this morning.

[GODPARTICLE]

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