BREAKING NEWS: "HARRISON CLAUSE" PASSED SENATE

[Strifer]

-RANTS_AND_FLAMES; A new bill passed today apparently allows postings of RL pics, something that has been for many years a bannable offense. This bill has a clause however, as it really only allows pictures of Harrison to be posted. Whom is a long time rival and advocate of anti-TMO server activity.

When asked for commentary, Harrison refused to speak as he had severe heartburn and his tums wern't kicking in yet.

While this clause is not yet confirmed by GM's and admins, it can be assumed that if veto'd by President Rogean there will be a shitstorm as half of all threads on the front page of RnF will be closed, easily dropping the S&P 500 by at least 3%.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THIS GROUNDBREAKING SAGA? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!

[odiecat99]

Newflash:

Let Admins, Admin.

Harrison is a very angry individual. He is exposing the fat slobs for what they really are, fat greasy slobs who talk trash about everyone, call everyone fat basement dwelling, cheeto eating, mountain dew drinking scrubs.. but in reality they are speaking about themselves. That is why they know so much about the whole being 30 and living in mom's basement.

[odiecat99]

lol who that

[Razdeline]

Hi tiggles

[GODPARTICLE]

PRAISE BE TO GOD

[odiecat99]

thats not tiggles. I don't know who that handsum feller is

[Arclyte]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/ArclytePS/lolharrison.jpg

[Ephirith]

Meh, the pics of Eccezan lingered around the forum longer than this latest barrage of harrison stuff has. Try making this thread again in a week or so.

[Strifer]

WHO IS EQDWELLER AND HOW DOES HE HAVE ACCESS TO SO MANY PICTURES OF HARRISON? WE WILL PROVIDE INFORMATION AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE.

[baub]

lol that fuckin beetlejuice avatar gets me everytime

[quido]

Harrison, the other thread got deleted for some reason (instead of just the post) so I figure I should re-state what I said there. The picture of you holding your child with such a forlorn look on your face filled me with such a sense of saturated pity that I have decided to just ignore you now. I've always known you have issues - that much is clear to most people - but I genuinely never felt bad for you until I saw that picture. It gave me back a piece of my humanity, and consequently I think it is best to just leave you be rather than just try to aggravate you on a daily basis; you have enough problems. It was fun while it lasted, buddy, and hopefully there's no hard feelings. Get off these forums, Harrison, and get out there and advance your skills so that the next time you have a kid you don't look like you want to kill yourself. I wish you luck.

[orsk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/ArclytePS/lolharrison.jpg

whats with the combat medic thing i keep hearing about harrison?

[Stinkum]

whats with the combat medic thing i keep hearing about harrison?

a while ago Harrison got caught red-handed straight up lying trying to impress others by claiming he was a combat medic and was deployed to Afghanistan

in reality he never was in the military and the whole thing was a complete fabrication

it was both funny and sad that even his own brother came in the thread and called out him a lying piece of shit

[Stinkum]

so you're saying the guy who got caught red handed lying about being a combat medic is now denying he said it?

shocker

[quido]

Wasn't there something about him referencing the wrong form/paperwork?

[Strifer]

Harrison! I have some questions for you from the press!!!

1. What will your agenda be in the unlikely event of TMO's demise?

2. What would you do to make this a "real" 14 year-old elf simulator?

3. Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one. Barbara Walters, Gotrocks gf, the nunu from the teletubbies !

[Hasbinbad]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/ArclytePS/lolharrison.jpg
wait i cant tell if that's him or not

[Razdeline]

Harrison! I have some questions for you from the press!!!

1. What will your agenda be in the likely event of TMO's demise?

2. What would you do to make this a "real" 14 year-old elf simulator?

3. Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one. Barbara Walters, Gotrocks gf, the nunu from the teletubbies !

[Razdeline]

Why does everyone hate Harrison? I think he's a pioneer.

[Razdeline]

Harrison and Lron are leading the great purge of TMO from p99.

Lron even said it himself, if you leave now he will spare you.

[quido]

Yeah Razdeline, you're in good company among those who think the same thing.

Relapsee, Tasslehoff... who else we missing?

[Hasbinbad]

fuck marry kill

rosie o'donnel

http://i.imgur.com/CGQzViZ.jpg

jocelyn wildenstein

http://i.imgur.com/KqIGwS1.jpg

susan boyle

http://i.imgur.com/419yjSD.jpg

[Strifer]

I'm kind of perplexed that you think he's being serious.

Please answer the questions inquiring minds need to know!!!

[Ephirith]

marry rosie, she's the most intelligent
fuck that ogre faced thing, maybe it has a decent body and you can turn her around
kill susan boyle. sorry susan. isnt she developmentally disabled or something?

[Strifer]

marry rosie, she's the most intelligent
fuck that ogre faced thing, maybe it has a decent body and you can turn her around
kill susan boyle. sorry susan. isnt she developmentally disabled or something?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b2ce29d5e147c9560888ebb9f3cece5/tumblr_mna2m5gDju1sr6pmno1_500.jpg

[Hasbinbad]

wtf happened to this woman
america

[Skywarp]

Botched plastic surgery is a mother fucker!
http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/03/brucejenner.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaEWBjU3UUSOBaR68Pgt2evpMXkXI9s ve2lnVcwguUJJNeLUEPXA

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/7/6/12/creepy-michael-jackson-baby-25525-1246897710-8.jpg

[Hasbinbad]

can't blame everything on americahttp://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a359_Hang.jpg
if there is one thing i can blame on this idiot country, it's western female beauty standards becoming so intrinsic to life that a.) people do that stupid shit to themselves and b.) your daughter is a whore.