I fingered 2 girls last night to bring in the new year

[Lron]

I was at a bar and they had a live band playing and these 2 girls started dancing with me and right before it turned midnight i was fingering them and they were moaning with like 30 other people packed into this little dance area.

Remember that all things are possible through Christ.

[jaybone]

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[Shinko]

i was one of these girls 100% got fingered last night

[Thugnuts]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/the_mad_hero/fat-chick-drinking-from-tits-thumb.jpg

[Barkingturtle]

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[arsenalpow]

http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-26-at-17.30.58.jpg

[Barkingturtle]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/a/a7/Fingering.gif

[Lune]

http://i.imgur.com/LrXRJX2.jpg

[jaybone]

I was at a bar and they had a live band playing and these 2 girls started dancing with me and right before it turned midnight i was fingering them and they were moaning with like 30 other people packed into this little dance area.

Remember that all things are possible through Christ.

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[Barkingturtle]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121225214219/glee/images/2/21/Jenna_can_i_get_pregnant_from_this.gif

[Reguiy]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121225214219/glee/images/2/21/Jenna_can_i_get_pregnant_from_this.gif

True story: I quit EQ for the first time because I started dating a girl from church. She thought I got her pregnant by fingering her. I shoulda just kept playing EQ. /sigh /facepalm

[Lron]

No it didnt, and i was surprised.

[Gaffin 3.0]

http://i.imgur.com/LrXRJX2.jpg

[Hailto]

Voting Jaybone for best placed reaction gif of the year.

[Pringles]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/30/article-2406313-1B78BBE7000005DC-168_634x730.jpg

[Frieza_Prexus]

Remember to wash your hands before you eat anything.

[karanastorm]

You think you did, except you were fingering 2 fat girls between their sweaty rolls.

[Aviann]

You think you did, except you were fingering 2 fat girls between their sweaty rolls.

That is arm'ing my bro

[radditsu]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/30/article-2406313-1B78BBE7000005DC-168_634x730.jpg

I am pretty sure you can get pregnant from that.

[Heebo]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/30/article-2406313-1B78BBE7000005DC-168_634x730.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bqp5S0N.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/3VRsRyz.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/HRSqLjQ.jpg

[Rhambuk]

Get anything out of it besides a wet finger?

probly not, Good job? congratulations?

how is this bragworthy

[Barkingturtle]

I am pretty sure you can get pregnant from that.

Yeah, Miley Cyrus has exceptionally high feminine drive. Anytime you finger-fuck a chick like that, you're wise to wash your hands before penetrating any other ladies with your digits. You never know. You might get some sperm under your fingernail and accidentally deposit it in the next lady. If that happens, you're at least that kid's uncle. Fuck that noise.