Rap battles for FTE

[Strifer]

GM's have approved this method
Why the hell don't we use it.

[kotton05]

Half these men are afraid of my javelin

[quido]

wat

[Neno]

I'd also like to suggest the ability to create new challenges that if are accepted by both parties become the deciding factor on first shots. Would solve so many problems and prevent massive wastes of time. Think of it like when big armies would send forth their greatest champion to battle the opposing champion. Except in this case instead of master swordsmanship you could just see who could eat the most $1 menu double cheeseburgers in 5min. Put that shit on twitch and you are good to go.

[quido]

i would win

[kotton05]

Wat

[Sirken]

ive said it before and ill say it again, i 100% fully support rap battles for FTE

[Laok]

Could we expand it to a yo momma dis off OR a rap battle?

[Songla]

Just when I thought I may have a hard time joining a top tier guild with my play time... Hell with my skills at hamburger and taco eating I just may have all dem guilds begging me to be their ringer!

[Peatree]

Yo momma so fat, she sweats gravy.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Half these men are afraid of my javelin

CUZ YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE HOW FAST IT BE TRAVELIN'

POP POP YELLOW TEXT BITCHES BE READIN'

MY NAME IN THE CHAT BOX AND THEIR RAID BE RETREATIN'

[Laok]

Yo momma so fat, she sweats gravy.

Yo momma teef so yellow, Bitch spits butter.

[Laok]

CUZ YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE HOW FAST IT BE TRAVELIN'

POP POP YELLOW TEXT BITCHES BE READIN'

MY NAME IN THE CHAT BOX AND THEIR RAID BE RETREATIN'

Your rhymes, like your raid skills, be casual
Camp your alts out in zone? That's irrational
Socks full of shit cause you're waitin'
Non raiding guilds all be hatin'
Can't touch the lyrics I'm throwin'
All your pixels are mine cause I'm flowin'

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Your rhymes, like your raid skills, be casual
Camp your alts out in zone? That's irrational
Socks full of shit cause you're waitin'
Non raiding guilds all be hatin'
Can't touch the lyrics I'm throwin'
All your pixels are mine cause I'm flowin'

Loved the first 4 lines :3

[Laok]

Thanks lol

[Detoxx]

IB/FE have no reason to disagree
Raid with two guilds, avoid 1 guild penalties
Every other guild gets 2 CoTH mages
IB/FE is ripping all the pages
Out the book, take a look
Trak spawned today, and 4 Coth mages it took.
But soon these games will be the same
TMO A and TMO B will bring the pain.

*****s be frontin, you 2 guilds or 1?
Make up your mind, before we make you run
Off this server again, don't ignore my pen
Derubael, Ambrotos and Sirken step in!
This should have been decided, day one
When the server was still on suspension
2 bag limits for all else, thats fine you see
Not all deserve 4, Just IB/FE
Fair or not, I can't say its true
On behalf of everyone else, I say fuck you!

<3

[Detoxx]

Im just playing ladies, you know I love you.

[baalzy]

Fuck you punk!

<shoots opponent>

Thats how rap battles go right?

[Detoxx]

You forgot to drop the mic bro!

[Sidelle]

Could we expand it to a yo momma dis off OR a rap battle?

Yo mama so fat she irons her pants in tha driveway.
She also so ugly when she walk past the bathroom the toilet flushes by itself.

Im just playing ladies, you know I love you.

And I thought we had something special, Detoxx.

:D

[Sidelle]

Your rhymes, like your raid skills, be casual
Camp your alts out in zone? That's irrational
Socks full of shit cause you're waitin'
Non raiding guilds all be hatin'
Can't touch the lyrics I'm throwin'
All your pixels are mine cause I'm flowin'

Not a bad rap shout-out from the suburbs. ;)

[Halfelfbard]

Top of the food chain to joinin a chain gang, TMO/FE/IB dont playa hate
Casuals try to raid but its always Loading Please Wait

Causal alarm to raid a kazoo in the wazoo while playing a didgeridoo
Its like the first of the month for you

Oh lookie here its my turn to raid Fear
Lets all get up stand and cheer
Lets start the kite over here

Hardcore raiders kickin rocks, for years of shittin in socks
Blown out tendons from twisting for hours, EQ raidin fuckin rocks!
A game for the masses while we sit on our asses
wait your turn dont assist
Or the GM's Ban you so hard you'll slit ur wrists

[Nefarum]

It would look something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs

[Lisset]

The easiest solution is Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

[Sidelle]

The easiest solution is Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

I own dis t-shirt.

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/b9c7_rock_paper_scissors_lizard_spock_babydoll.jpg

[Kagatob]

If you guys could even approach this then maybe it's be worth investigating, otherwise forget it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPT2IRyxTS0)

[Sidelle]

My fav. Adam vs Eve (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=liLU2tEz7KY)

[Kagatob]

My fav. Adam vs Eve (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=liLU2tEz7KY)

That one was terrible. There was no punchline.

[radditsu]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WFY2kJ96jNY

I won 30 years ago.

[Strifer]

Yo...yo yo...Beetlejuice in the house motherfucker

Ain't got a character maxed
but I dont give a shit
I just log on relaxed
If I die I'll prolly just /quit.

Y'all think with my old info I was an FE spy
But hell im not, I just like to see bitches on RnF cry.
My Rhymes, are fatter than dredge
Never even been to kedge
Casual scum to the core
Epics I'll never score.

My rhymes are like Velious,
bitches cant wait, they're my fans.
Your rhymes are like Harrison,
pity reply then banned.

*drop mic*

[Gaffin 3.0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrOuJY3G5fU

[iiNGloriouS]

Someone get me a toon on blue, Ill win you every FTE if this is implemented.

[Nune]

I will, then, bid my services of the illest e-mc on p99. I expect a full pixel package, PL to 60 with the class of my choice, full VP.

Your guild will never lose another fte, preach

[quido]

http://www.jeremyirons.com/gallery/albums/Batch%20Files/KOH%20Caps/normal_koh_00002.jpg

[Sidelle]

http://www.jeremyirons.com/gallery/albums/Batch%20Files/KOH%20Caps/normal_koh_00002.jpg

I like this one. A well-placed scar on a man can be straight-up sexy.

[Executiveutven]

i caught 2 types of std's while in europe, what r they? bump

[abacab-bansdontwork]

[Verse 1]
I've never seen a blue diamond in the flesh
I cut my teeth on platinum fire rings in Perma Keep
And I'm not proud of my DPS
In a torn-up robe*, no manastone, envy

But every shout's like gold teeth, red shoes, wiping in the throne room
Blood stained tunics, black flowing gowns, tashin' the lord room,
We don't care, we're boxing necros in our dreams.
But everybody's like port out, mez that, two yaks for your sash please.
bind in planes, /duel on islands, pets on a /hold leash.
We don't care, we aren't hammering to overthere.

And we'll never be Class C (Class C).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of raid just ain't for us.
We camp a different kind of bzzzt.
Let me be your puller (puller),
You can call of the hero me
And baby I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull.
Let me live in that proxy seat

[Verse 2]
My guild and I—we've MQ'd the rogue.
We count our platinum on the train to Alarti.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We didn't come from Remedy.

But every shout's like gold teeth, red shoes, wiping in the throne room
Blood stained tunics, black flowing gowns, tashin' the lord room,
We don't care, we're boxing necros in our dreams.
But everybody's like port out, mez that, two yaks for your sash please.
bind in planes, /duel on islands, pets on a /hold leash.
We don't care, we aren't hammering to overthere.


And we'll never be Class C (Class C).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of raid just ain't for us.
We camp a different kind of Bzzzt.
Let me be your puller (puller),
You can call of the hero me
And baby I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull.
Let me live in that proxy seat

Ooh ooh oh
We're bigger than we ever dreamed,
And I'm in love with The A-Team.
Ooh ooh oh
Life is great without Phara Dar
We aren't caught up in the rotation there


And we'll never be Class C (Class C).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of raid just ain't for us.
We camp a different kind of bzzzt.
Let me be your puller (puller),
You can call of the hero me
And baby I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull.
Let me live in that proxy seat

[Strifer]

[Verse 1]
I've never seen a blue diamond in the flesh
I cut my teeth on platinum fire rings in Perma Keep
And I'm not proud of my DPS
In a torn-up robe*, no manastone, envy

But every shout's like gold teeth, red shoes, wiping in the throne room
Blood stained tunics, black flowing gowns, tashin' the lord room,
We don't care, we're boxing necros in our dreams.
But everybody's like port out, mez that, two yaks for your sash please.
bind in planes, /duel on islands, pets on a /hold leash.
We don't care, we aren't hammering to overthere.

And we'll never be Class C (Class C).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of raid just ain't for us.
We camp a different kind of bzzzt.
Let me be your puller (puller),
You can call of the hero me
And baby I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull.
Let me live in that proxy seat

[Verse 2]
My guild and I—we've MQ'd the rogue.
We count our platinum on the train to Alarti.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We didn't come from Remedy.

But every shout's like gold teeth, red shoes, wiping in the throne room
Blood stained tunics, black flowing gowns, tashin' the lord room,
We don't care, we're boxing necros in our dreams.
But everybody's like port out, mez that, two yaks for your sash please.
bind in planes, /duel on islands, pets on a /hold leash.
We don't care, we aren't hammering to overthere.


And we'll never be Class C (Class C).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of raid just ain't for us.
We camp a different kind of Bzzzt.
Let me be your puller (puller),
You can call of the hero me
And baby I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull.
Let me live in that proxy seat

Ooh ooh oh
We're bigger than we ever dreamed,
And I'm in love with The A-Team.
Ooh ooh oh
Life is great without Phara Dar
We aren't caught up in the rotation there


And we'll never be Class C (Class C).
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of raid just ain't for us.
We camp a different kind of bzzzt.
Let me be your puller (puller),
You can call of the hero me
And baby I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull, I'll pull.
Let me live in that proxy seat
http://i.imgur.com/VUAWW.gif

[Cecily]

Skipin them verses like TMO skimpin IB on Phara Dar.
Too many words, Yo that shits TL-DR.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Only thing in life that you've skipped, can be summed up here in this simple list:

Your GED for employment you desperately need, your dentist for them rotten ass teeth, your kid's graduation cause you're stealing oxy scripts, your mom's birthday; not the first time you missed, your court date for driving a bit too drunk, half of your classes that you probably flunked.

And you sit here talking about IB and PD? Have you tried getting a life? Finding a wife, not watching so much TV? Fuck it, just once turn off the computer screen.

Nerd.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Bow down and suck some dick, take your pick of any neckbeard here lurkin; no need to deep throat when you're lickin this Gerkin.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

My lines keep ya woozy like an aged wine , so divine my mind when I spit these words like prophecy, been banned 4 years and still rockin' smooth as velvet Dolce; can't keep me down playa when I'm on this groove, so fuck you dude Cab's movin' this room.

[Executiveutven]

***** boom blast I rap like I'm a gymnastt but I puff that dro yo that fine pine sippin on yu momma my flo my flo yo yo I can't hear the snare in my headphones