Why do boobs get more attention than Ass?

[Lron]

What are you guys, gay?

Ass > Boobs

[Neno]

It is well documented that the love for ass within white society increased 10 fold when white media began to take parts of black culture and use it as selling points for profit. Look at 'hot' white chicks back a few decades. Huge tits NO ass. Sir Mix-a-lot even describes the white man's attitude in his class "baby got back" -- "Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!". Obviously we can draw the conclusion from this passage that the ass was not on the priority list. We do know that tits were a big thing and thanks to some field work, by ZZ Top, legs were also a big thing. Some of the first signs of ass worship would appear on a song by Queen "Fat Bottom Girls", however, this song appeared on album JAZZ which is a style of music closely associated with black people. The release of JAZZ and the references to liking big asses is nothing more the continuous theft of black culture by white people to make money. So in conclusion you are either A) a black man or b) a pawn of the white man's world.

[myriverse]

Seems that appreciation for a big butt is natural across most cultures, except when they start becoming ultra-repressive.

[radditsu]

Ass is where poopoos come from

[Peatree]

What are you guys, gay?

Ass > Boobs

Not gay. Gays don't like boobs. However, you did solidify to all of us that you are an idiot with the inquiry. And for that, we thank you.

[Laok]

It is well documented that the love for ass within white society increased 10 fold when white media began to take parts of black culture and use it as selling points for profit. Look at 'hot' white chicks back a few decades. Huge tits NO ass. Sir Mix-a-lot even describes the white man's attitude in his class "baby got back" -- "Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!". Obviously we can draw the conclusion from this passage that the ass was not on the priority list. We do know that tits were a big thing and thanks to some field work, by ZZ Top, legs were also a big thing. Some of the first signs of ass worship would appear on a song by Queen "Fat Bottom Girls", however, this song appeared on album JAZZ which is a style of music closely associated with black people. The release of JAZZ and the references to liking big asses is nothing more the continuous theft of black culture by white people to make money. So in conclusion you are either A) a black man or b) a pawn of the white man's world.

You forget Z Z Top's ode to the hind end, [I]Tush[I].

But there's one good reason boobs>booty...

Poop doesn't come from the breasticles. Boobs provide life giving nourishment to our newborns. Butts provide smelly winds, strange noises, and poop.

[Tasslehofp99]

It is well documented that the love for ass within white society increased 10 fold when white media began to take parts of black culture and use it as selling points for profit. Look at 'hot' white chicks back a few decades. Huge tits NO ass. Sir Mix-a-lot even describes the white man's attitude in his class "baby got back" -- "Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!". Obviously we can draw the conclusion from this passage that the ass was not on the priority list. We do know that tits were a big thing and thanks to some field work, by ZZ Top, legs were also a big thing. Some of the first signs of ass worship would appear on a song by Queen "Fat Bottom Girls", however, this song appeared on album JAZZ which is a style of music closely associated with black people. The release of JAZZ and the references to liking big asses is nothing more the continuous theft of black culture by white people to make money. So in conclusion you are either A) a black man or b) a pawn of the white man's world.

damn dude

[myriverse]

Ass is where poopoos come from
If you've got poopoos on your ass, you're not doing it right.

There's a difference between the ass and the asshole.

[Swish]

Best thread in months.

[radditsu]

If you've got poopoos on your ass, you're not doing it right.

There's a difference between the ass and the asshole.

I watch the wrong kind of porn then....

[aborted]

Idk face imo, because tits are great in all sizes above A, and asses can be worked into shape.

I guess if ya put a bag over their head, face doesn't matter at that point.

[Dr. Edge]

http://avantourists.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/img_82561.jpg

this might be why other cultures evolved into being "ass" men

[Gaffin 3.0]

here is your answers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF7K5bsj7mk

[Rellapse36]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhYRtK0fBU

[Rellapse36]

naw naw dis 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uULtNlUk2_g

[katrik]

I am an ass girl.

[SamwiseRed]

OP a virgin

ass > boobs

[Peatree]

I am an ass t-girl.

Corrected.

[Laok]

OP a virgin

ass > boobs

If you're that into butt, why not swing both ways? Everyone's got one, it doubles your options...

[SamwiseRed]

If you're that into butt, why not swing both ways? Everyone's got one, it doubles your options...

I dont like to put it in their pooper, i just like to look at it.

[Laok]

I dont like to put it in their pooper, i just like to look at it.

OK, I can get behind that... (See what I did there?)

Some dude's sole motive with women is to play the back 9. It's a power thing, I guess. As stated before, that's where poo comes from, not sure if they know that.

[Tecmos Deception]

As stated before, that's where poo comes from, not sure if they know that.

Guess you don't go down on or fondle chicks then either?

[Laok]

Sure, I just don't venture any farther south that I have to.

[Tiggles]

OP a virgin

ass > boobs

[jaybone]

What are you guys, gay?

Ass > Boobs

http://memecrunch.com/meme/S21U/look-son-a-dumbass/image.png

[Lron]

looks like the line is drawn in the sand. Anyone who is a "boobs" guy is a repressed homosexual who doesnt actually find women attractive but rather subconsciously wishes to be nursing on their mother for emotional comfort once again.

The ass and hips throughout history has been the main thing kings have desired in their harem of whores.

If you are an ass man, you are a king.

If you are a boobs man, you are an emotional basket case with mommy issues.

I have demonstrated this empirically and there is no more debate, this is science.

[Tecmos Deception]

Leon the Legend!

Assmanlicenseplate.jpg

[Sidelle]

looks like the line is drawn in the sand. Anyone who is a "boobs" guy is a repressed homosexual who doesnt actually find women attractive but rather subconsciously wishes to be nursing on their mother for emotional comfort once again.
The ass and hips throughout history has been the main thing kings have desired in their harem of whores.

If you are an ass man, you are a king.

If you are a boobs man, you are an emotional basket case with mommy issues.

I have demonstrated this empirically and there is no more debate, this is science.

Maybe adult baby fetish enthusiasts?

http://www.therealsupermumblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fetish3.jpg

Btw, I've got both. Not even worried... Nope, not showing you nerds. Lol. :D

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6728674560/h78683991/

[Orruar]

Let's step through this logic.

1) Both men and women have asses.
2) Only women have tits.
3) Therefore, if you like tits, you must be gay.

Looks pretty airtight to me.

[Lron]

The shape of a man's ass is totally different and by this logic, both men an women have lips, so if you kiss a girl you are totally in the closet gay.

Amazing critical thinking skills RnF.

[Mac Dretti]

Pics or gtfo

[radditsu]

I wish buttcheeks had nipples.

[Sidelle]

Pics or gtfo

:cool:

I wish buttcheeks had nipples.

Almost choked on drink. :D

[Sidelle]

Pics or gtfo

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0a/0adb1cb6db82ad3e15fa0e1f8d0651064a8ba336e408a08265 ca4d2e420b86ab.jpg

[Sidelle]

I am an ass girl.

Technically, that is the only kind of girl you can be right now.

P.S. Good to see you posting again. :) <3

[radditsu]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0a/0adb1cb6db82ad3e15fa0e1f8d0651064a8ba336e408a08265 ca4d2e420b86ab.jpg

Why aren't you gtfo?

[Visual]

Btw, I've got both. Not even worried... Nope, not showing you nerds. Lol. :D


Show us them pancakes Aunt Jemima

[Sidelle]

Why aren't you gtfo?

Yeah, yeah. Going. Making dinner. Shut up.

[radditsu]

Yeah, yeah. Going. Making dinner. Shut up.

Bring me back a sandwich and an old Milwaukee woman.

[JayN]

see'ing one to many sets of jiggaboo flopper's has turned me into an assman over the years.

[Doors]

Big ol' butt.

[Dr. Edge]

Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner Fudge is made

[Lron]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/0a/0adb1cb6db82ad3e15fa0e1f8d0651064a8ba336e408a08265 ca4d2e420b86ab.jpg

This is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

[Alawen]

False dichotomy.

[Barkingturtle]

This is really simple to explain, Lron.

Take a gander at our peers. You'll notice a significant number of underdeveloped man-children. They have barely been weened. Most of them reside in the same dwelling as their mothers. They view a breast as more than a mere mass of erogenous tit-meat. To them it is also a food-source.

Asses, on the other hand, have really negative connotations for fat dudes. Asses are just opportunities for hemorrhoids and prolapse. And they can never really clean themselves back there because the crevice is too deep.

[Shaakglith12194]

This is really simple to explain, Lron.

Take a gander at our peers. You'll notice a significant number of underdeveloped man-children. They have barely been weened. Most of them reside in the same dwelling as their mothers. They view a breast as more than a mere mass of erogenous tit-meat. To them it is also a food-source.

Asses, on the other hand, have really negative connotations for fat dudes. Asses are just opportunities for hemorrhoids and prolapse. And they can never really clean themselves back there because the crevice is too deep.

Ahahahaha! Very amusing!

<---Ass man but titties are really nice.

[Sidelle]

This is really simple to explain, Lron.

Take a gander at our peers. You'll notice a significant number of underdeveloped man-children. They have barely been weened. Most of them reside in the same dwelling as their mothers. They view a breast as more than a mere mass of erogenous tit-meat. To them it is also a food-source.

Asses, on the other hand, have really negative connotations for fat dudes. Asses are just opportunities for hemorrhoids and prolapse. And they can never really clean themselves back there because the crevice is too deep.

Lol. Good stuff.

[Ahldagor]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rd7CSTnTBcM/T9QLnW6qkwI/AAAAAAAAAxA/_fQf4ODMjKk/s1600/5-He-Man-Laughing-gif.gif

tits are for fags

[Lron]

Tits are indeed, for fags.

[Tune]

nice tits a lot harder to find

tits win stfu

[SamwiseRed]

like eldermoran once said, marry the ass and buy the tits.

[Sidelle]

see'ing one to many sets of jiggaboo flopper's has turned me into an assman over the years.
Jigaboo? What is this, 1930? Lol. Had to be said.

[Lron]

I think sidelle has a thing for me btw

[Sirken]

http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/411444/thumb_picard-wtf-meme-generator-wtf-why-is-this-thread-still-open-79ed62.jpg

[Sidelle]

Lol

[Derubael]

Can we all agree on a few things here?

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both is amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes

3) Red heads are pretty much sexy no matter what

4) Big hips make for great fucking

5) Different strokes for different folks. The world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

[Lron]

Deru and Sirken can kindly not post in my thread if they are not on the ASS team. This is no place to come to a compromise, tit guys are gross and gay.

[Tanthallas]

Can we all agree on a few things here?

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both is amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes

3) Red heads are pretty much sexy no matter what

4) Big hips make for great fucking

5) Different strokes for different folks. The world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

Proposal B

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both are amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes.

3) Red heads are sexy sometimes.

4) While big hips make for great fucking, tiny women are easier to position and generally bigger freaks.

5) Blondes > Brunnettes unless Brunettes > Blondes however sometimes Red Heads > Blondes and Brunntetes but other times Brunettes > Blondes and Red Heads in situations where Blondes are not > Brunettes and Red Heads.

[Tanthallas]

TL;DR - Brunette can be spelled many ways.

[Derubael]

We will not budge on points 3 and 4 sir, and we also feel the inclusion of a 'different strokes' clause is important for reasons other than terrible puns, so i present

Proposal C:

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both are amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes.

3) Red heads are sexy most of the time.

4) Big hips make for great fucking, tiny women are easier to position, and petite women are generally bigger freaks regardless of hip size.

5) Blondes > Brunettes unless Brunettes > Blondes however sometimes Red Heads > Blondes and Brunettes but other times Brunettes > Blondes and Red Heads in situations where Blondes are not > Brunettes and Red Heads.

6) Different strokes for different folks, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

[Sidelle]

when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes

Yep. And maybe smarter. :)

[Tanthallas]

We will not budge on points 3 and 4 sir, and we also feel the inclusion of a 'different strokes' clause is important for reasons other than terrible puns, so i present

Proposal C:

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both are amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes.

3) Red heads are sexy most of the time.

4) Big hips make for great fucking, tiny women are easier to position, and petite women are generally bigger freaks regardless of hip size.

5) Blondes > Brunettes unless Brunettes > Blondes however sometimes Red Heads > Blondes and Brunettes but other times Brunettes > Blondes and Red Heads in situations where Blondes are not > Brunettes and Red Heads.

6) Different strokes for different folks, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

Says the man who deletes not one, but two perfectly fine pairs of tits. Seems to me like the sole reason he is posting is to deny everyone else the pleasure of seeing beautiful tits so he has the satisfaction of hording them for himself.

[Godefroi]

http://i.imgur.com/ZGfVw.jpg

how can you people be tits persons ?

Ass all the WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Derubael]

Says the man who deletes not one, but two perfectly fine pairs of tits. Seems to me like the sole reason he is posting is to deny everyone else the pleasure of seeing beautiful tits so he has the satisfaction of hording them for himself.

I present to you, proposal D, which is proposal C in picture form to better represent my intentions of a fair, balanced system of tits, ass, and women for all:

1)
Ass:

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/attachments/off-topic/160338d1375067670-what-should-i-put-my-avatar-wow-great-ass-nice-thigh-high-stockings.jpg


Titties:

http://i.imgur.com/YdZxFTj.jpg

2)

Blonde:

http://i.imgur.com/jWC7LaN.jpg

Brunette:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f398/dlowsi/FamkeJanssen.jpg

3)

Redheads:

http://sexynerd.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/alyson-hannigan-wispy-bangs.jpg


http://wallpaperswa.com/thumbnails/detail/20120708/felicia%20day%201330x2000%20wallpaper_wallpaperswa .com_60.jpg

4)

Hips:

http://i2.listal.com/image/236402/600full-evangeline-lilly.jpg

5)

Sloan's complicated rules on hair color and ass:

http://i.imgur.com/vy3ATyY.png

6)

Different strokes for different folks:

http://i.imgur.com/1Zhfv0E.png

[Derubael]

o,

/thread.

[Barkingturtle]

Honestly, tits and ass are both passe.

I'm a cunt man, myself.

[radditsu]

Honestly, tits and ass are both passe.

I'm a cunt man, myself.

[Sidelle]

I present to you, proposal D, which is proposal C in picture form to better represent my intentions of a fair, balanced system of tits, ass, and women for all:

1)
Ass:

http://www.blowoutcards.com/forums/attachments/off-topic/160338d1375067670-what-should-i-put-my-avatar-wow-great-ass-nice-thigh-high-stockings.jpg


Titties: c.f.

http://i.imgur.com/YdZxFTj.jpg

2)

Blonde:

http://i.imgur.com/jWC7LaN.jpg

Brunette:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f398/dlowsi/FamkeJanssen.jpg

3)

Redheads:

http://sexynerd.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/alyson-hannigan-wispy-bangs.jpg


http://wallpaperswa.com/thumbnails/detail/20120708/felicia%20day%201330x2000%20wallpaper_wallpaperswa .com_60.jpg

4)

Hips:

http://i2.listal.com/image/236402/600full-evangeline-lilly.jpg

5)

Sloan's complicated rules on hair color and ass:

http://i.imgur.com/vy3ATyY.png

6)

Different strokes for different folks:

http://i.imgur.com/1Zhfv0E.png

Lol, Derubael. The fair & balanced Fox News of p99. I might just have to love you now, whether or not it's inappropriate.

[Laok]

I'm pretty sure Derubael just won the internet or something...

[Origin]

Honestly, tits and ass are both passe.

I'm a cunt man, myself.

Nothing quite like burying your face in a wet, warm, hairless pussy.

Fuck tits and asses.

Pussy ftw.

[Raavak]

At the risk of ruining something magical, did you know there is scientific theory behind the tit and ass thing?

When we walked around on all 4's the male looked for the female ass to come up behind and fuck.

Then when we started walking upright we needed the same signal, so over the millennia females with larger, fattier breasts got laid more often... because the closer their breasts looked to asses the more guys wanted to bone them. Human's I think are the only animal with big, fat filled tits (not udders). Yes, its because tits remind us of asses.

Tits or ass?
http://gdurl.com/K19s

[Bardalicious]

grats lron only took you 1000's of threads to get 1 right

[Unidus]

I'm pretty sure Derubael just won the internet or something...

Considering 4 out of 6 of his women he posted are ugly I doubt he did.

[Bones]

ugly? waaat

[nichomachean]

3) Red heads are pretty much sexy no matter what

Are we talking natural red head or the alternative?

[Bones]

natural of course

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130809063061/sucker-punch/images/7/72/600full-emily-browning.jpg

[Derubael]

definitely natural.

[Tanthallas]

Requesting an ass and tits discussion thread where the representatives from each guild can negotiate terms to open up the ass and tits scene on p99 for everyone.

I am tired of being crushed under the weight of greedy men who believe in neither ass nor tits. I have to change that.

[Funkutron5000]

I'd likely post in that thread a lot more than raid discussion. Doraf would probably still troll it, though.

[Sirken]

Proposal B

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both are amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes.

3) Red heads are sexy sometimes.

4) While big hips make for great fucking, tiny women are easier to position and generally bigger freaks.

5) Blondes > Brunnettes unless Brunettes > Blondes however sometimes Red Heads > Blondes and Brunntetes but other times Brunettes > Blondes and Red Heads in situations where Blondes are not > Brunettes and Red Heads.



We will not budge on points 3 and 4 sir, and we also feel the inclusion of a 'different strokes' clause is important for reasons other than terrible puns, so i present

Proposal C:

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both are amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes.

3) Red heads are sexy most of the time.

4) Big hips make for great fucking, tiny women are easier to position, and petite women are generally bigger freaks regardless of hip size.

5) Blondes > Brunettes unless Brunettes > Blondes however sometimes Red Heads > Blondes and Brunettes but other times Brunettes > Blondes and Red Heads in situations where Blondes are not > Brunettes and Red Heads.

6) Different strokes for different folks, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

god damn it guys, must i do everything for you? every third redhead will be FFA, with the first going to Deru, and the second going to Sloan. you gentlemen will have 30min to engage your women before they go FFA.

Blonds and Brunettes will always be considered T2 targets, and will also be rotated, but you must still engage your target within 30min, or it becomes FFA.

you must take down a red head to enter in to T1.

simulated repops will always be FFA on all women the day of the repop, HOWEVER there will be a bag limit of two women, which should allow for some women to still be available for other people that could be interested in experiencing some classic content the way it was intended.


youre all welcome

[Dr. Edge]

Nothing quite like burying your face in a wet, warm, hairless rose budded pink sock.

Fuck tits and asses.
prolapse butthole ftw.

also

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/2658/carrottop2ta7.jpg

[Peatree]

3) Red heads are pretty much sexy no matter what


I'm a firm believer that true red heads are either super sexy, or ugly as fuck.

There's just no such thing as an average ginger. :D

[Laok]

god damn it guys, must i do everything for you? every third redhead will be FFA, with the first going to Deru, and the second going to Sloan. you gentlemen will have 30min to engage your women before they go FFA.

Blonds and Brunettes will always be considered T2 targets, and will also be rotated, but you must still engage your target within 30min, or it becomes FFA.

you must take down a red head to enter in to T1.

simulated repops will always be FFA on all women the day of the repop, HOWEVER there will be a bag limit of two women, which should allow for some women to still be available for other people that could be interested in experiencing some classic content the way it was intended.


youre all welcome

Look at Sirken, coming through again. Gingers for everybody!

[Strifer]

Both are awesome, no need to pick just one!

[nilzark]

At the risk of ruining something magical, did you know there is scientific theory behind the tit and ass thing?

When we walked around on all 4's the male looked for the female ass to come up behind and fuck.

Then when we started walking upright we needed the same signal, so over the millennia females with larger, fattier breasts got laid more often... because the closer their breasts looked to asses the more guys wanted to bone them. Human's I think are the only animal with big, fat filled tits (not udders). Yes, its because tits remind us of asses.

Tits or ass?
http://gdurl.com/K19s

Science

[Tanthallas]

god damn it guys, must i do everything for you? every third redhead will be FFA, with the first going to Deru, and the second going to Sloan. you gentlemen will have 30min to engage your women before they go FFA.

Blonds and Brunettes will always be considered T2 targets, and will also be rotated, but you must still engage your target within 30min, or it becomes FFA.

you must take down a red head to enter in to T1.

simulated repops will always be FFA on all women the day of the repop, HOWEVER there will be a bag limit of two women, which should allow for some women to still be available for other people that could be interested in experiencing some classic content the way it was intended.

youre all welcome

Signed on behalf of FE.

FE and IB will not be joint raiding during FFA periods in the name of fairness.

[Tanthallas]

Edit - FE and IB will not be joint raiding period. We would like to promote a competitive atmosphere wherein there are more readheads as a whole. But they are all mine.

[Orruar]

At the risk of ruining something magical, did you know there is scientific theory behind the tit and ass thing?

When we walked around on all 4's the male looked for the female ass to come up behind and fuck.

Then when we started walking upright we needed the same signal, so over the millennia females with larger, fattier breasts got laid more often... because the closer their breasts looked to asses the more guys wanted to bone them. Human's I think are the only animal with big, fat filled tits (not udders). Yes, its because tits remind us of asses.

Tits or ass?
http://gdurl.com/K19s

So you're saying it is scientifically proven that tits guys are more evolved?

[Raavak]

So you're saying it is scientifically proven that tits guys are more evolved?Lol, I guess according to whoever it was who made the documentary I saw, yes, guys who are more into tits than asses walk more uprightly!

[Sirken]

Edit - FE and IB will not be joint raiding period. We would like to promote a competitive atmosphere wherein there are more readheads as a whole. But they are all mine.

gdi Sloan, if you take the red heads designated for derubael, you can expect to see yourself and your guild suspended from all red heads.

i understand that u both want to loot all the red heads, but staff can not accept any proposal that doesnt give derubael an equal opportunity to engage red heads.

[zanderklocke]

http://butipoopfromthere.ytmnd.com/

[nwin]

Lol, I guess according to whoever it was who made the documentary I saw, yes, guys who are more into tits than asses walk more uprightly!

Alright-who's that in your avatar? Tinyeye yields nothing.

[Raavak]

Some random chick from Google images. Probably was searching boobs or cleavage or something.

[Raavak]

Fuck, I did a search on "cleavage" and my dick almost popped out of my pants... nfws... think of grandma taking a bath... grandma taking a bath...

[Portsche]

http://i2.listal.com/image/236402/600full-evangeline-lilly.jpg

That looks....familiar.

[Dr. Edge]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/b45f9f3a6215fbfe8a69eb4d6f5e42ae/tumblr_mgbbsfmKeo1r74voeo1_400.gif

[Dr. Edge]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/201b917852fb4fd17600440c7d811d28/tumblr_mg9s17ZEuI1ruz6zso1_500.gif

[Lron]

Even though i am an ass man...i do not understand the black man's premonition to want a girl with an out of shape, gelatinous mound of lipid mass that has no form of shape. A big ass is phenominal, but it has to be in shape.

Also, there is no such thing as an attractive black girl so lets keep them out of my thread.

[Bones]

Even though i am an ass man...i do not understand the black man's premonition to want a girl with an out of shape, gelatinous mound of lipid mass that has no form of shape. A big ass is phenominal, but it has to be in shape.

Also, there is no such thing as an attractive black girl so lets keep them out of my thread.

damnit man don't make me agree with you

[Jarnauga]

People who like boobs have the advantage to be able to both look at face and tits at the same time. Therefore they can ensure that they're actually looking at a girl.

And avoid this:
http://i.imgur.com/YPQy0.gif

Tl;dr ass guys are gays.

[Dr. Edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVgxqeYBARM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Funkutron5000]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv3uYDIxo3s

[Tanthallas]

gdi Sloan, if you take the red heads designated for derubael, you can expect to see yourself and your guild suspended from all red heads.

i understand that u both want to loot all the red heads, but staff can not accept any proposal that doesnt give derubael an equal opportunity to engage red heads.

Everyone knows Derubael cries after sex. That means for 29 minutes after he is done, he wont even notice she is gone. He just wants to monopolize the content for the whole 30 minutes regardless of using it or not.

[YendorLootmonkey]

Look, I don't understand why everyone is making this more complicated than it has to be. If you can just get nilbog to modify the code, we can get more boobs per month for everyone. Then, we can split them up like this:

http://i.imgur.com/loxCdKM.jpg

Everyone wins.

[Tanthallas]

Derubael still cries after sex.

[Godefroi]

Derubael still cries after sex.

http://www.troll.me/images/misc-corrupted-husband/he-took-my-virginity-said-friends-that-he-made-the-first-blood.jpg

[Nirgon]

Skipped to last page but I'll just leave this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhR-NXv5Tma0&has_verified=1

[Orruar]

It's not all that surprising that in modern America, guys are starting to get into asses more and more. I mean, when you open yourself to the 50% of women who are obese, you suddenly have much more to choose from.