DMX vs George Zimmerman in the boxing ring

[a_gnoll_pup]

http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/04/george-zimmerman-boxing-match-dmx/


Place bets now!

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Oh, my God. DMX boxing George Zimmerman. This is about the best day of my life.

[Bazia]

Bet depends on whether or not X is supplied an eight-ball before the fight.

[Nocsucow]

I'll take dmx on cocaine ....Zimmerman is dmx is clean

[Daysprung]

What is Zimmerman hoping to accomplish bloodying up more Black people?

[Aaron]

Double KO would be ideal. They're both pieces of shit.

[Aaron]

I'm sure the hivemind thinks Zimmerman is the bad guy and the hero DMX will give him what he deserves.

Here's the arrest record for one of the two...


Since becoming a public figure, DMX's multiple arrests have been for offenses including: animal cruelty,[30] reckless driving,[31] unlicensed driving, drug possession,[32] and identity falsification.[33]
1998-99
DMX was tried for rape and sodomy, sexual abuse, and unlawful imprisonment.[34][dead link] The case was dismissed when the DNA evidence did not match his own DNA.[35]
DMX joined rappers Jay-Z, Method Man, and Redman for Jay-Z's 1999 Hard Knock Life tour, during which he was arrested for charges of a stabbing at a tour stop in Boston, Massachusetts; he was cleared of the charge (and another assault charge during the same year in his hometown of Yonkers).
DMX and his wife were arrested in 1999 after his uncle (and then manager) was accidentally shot at a hotel in New Jersey, charged with animal cruelty and possession of crack cocaine and weapons.[36] DMX successfully plea-bargained, which reduced his sentence to paying fines, probation, and community service.
When officers of the Fort Lee Police Department executed a search of his home in 1999, DMX promptly surrendered himself on weapons possession charges.[37]
2000-05
DMX served a 15-day jail sentence in 2000 for possession of marijuana.[38]
Following a concert in Buffalo, New York in March 2000, DMX was arrested from a vehicle on New York State Route 33 in Cheektowaga, New York. He was charged with aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, speeding, failure to signal, driving without a license, failure to notify the DMV of an address change, and possession of marijuana. He failed to appear at the subsequent hearing scheduled for March 21 in Cheektowaga, which lead to a warrant for his arrest. He later turned himself in, pled guilty to a reduced charge of driving without a license, and was sentenced to 15 days in jail and fined $400.
DMX served another jail sentence in 2001 for driving without a license and possession of marijuana. His appeal to reduce the sentence was denied; rather, he was charged with assault for throwing objects at prison guards. DMX entered rehab to treat his addiction to drugs in 2002.[39][40]
In June 2003, DMX was arrested for using indecent language during a performance at Saint Kitts and Nevis. The country's Information Minister alleged that a contract signed before the concert stipulated the show would be without indecent language on stage. DMX was released on $376 bail.[41]
DMX was arrested in June 2004, at the John F. Kennedy International Airport, on charges of cocaine possession, criminal impersonation, criminal possession of a weapon, criminal mischief, menacing, and driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol, while claiming to be a federal agent and attempting to carjack a vehicle.[42] He was given a conditional discharge on December 8, 2004, but pled guilty on October 25, 2005, to violating parole.[43]
DMX was sentenced to 70 days in jail on November 18, 2005, for violating parole; the lateness charge added a 10-day extension to the original 60-day sentence.[44] DMX was released early (for "good behavior") on December 30, 2005.[45]
2008-11
DMX pled guilty to charges of drug possession, theft, and animal cruelty, at a hearing on December 30, 2008; he was sentenced to ninety days in jail on January 31, 2009.[46][47]
On May 22, 2009, DMX entered a plea agreement/change of plea, and pled guilty to attempted aggravated assault.
After serving four out of six months for violating drug probation, DMX was released from jail on July 6, 2010.[48] That day, a television pilot was filmed to portray his road to recovery; however, DMX was arrested three weeks later and the pilot did not evolve into a series.
On July 27, 2010, DMX turned himself in to Los Angeles Metropolitan Court for a reckless driving charge he received in 2002. He was sentenced to serve ninety days in jail.[49][50]
DMX was arrested in Maricopa County, Arizona on November 19, 2010, on charges of violating his probation by consuming alcohol (at a performance). On December 20, 2010, DMX was moved to the Mental Health Unit of the Arizona State Prison,[51] and released on July 18, 2011.[52]
DMX was arrested on August 24, 2011, for speeding (recorded as 102 mph in a 65 mph zone), reckless driving, and driving with a suspended license. While DMX admitted to speeding, he claims he was driving 85 mph, not 102 mph as charged.[53]
2013
DMX was arrested on February 13, 2013 in Spartanburg, South Carolina for driving without a drivers license.[54]
He was arrested again on July 26, 2013 in Greenville County, South Carolina and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, as well as driving without a license.[55]
DMX was arrested on August 20, 2013 in Greer, South Carolina during a traffic stop after a car he was a passenger in made an improper u-turn. He was arrested due to an outstanding warrant for driving under suspension. Four packages of marijuana were also found in the vehicle, and he along with the driver were cited for them.[56][57][58]
DMX was again arrested on November 4, 2013 by the Greenville-Spartanburg International Airport police near Greer, South Carolina after police, who were familiar with his prior arrests, noticed DMX behind the wheel of a vehicle at the terminal. DMX was booked on charges of driving under suspension, having an uninsured vehicle, and not having a licensed vehicle. He was subsequently released after spending three hours in jail.[59]

[Swish]

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[myriverse]

Bet depends on whether or not X is supplied an eight-ball before the fight.
Only way this ends well for Zimmerman is if he's armed with a gun and X with a bag of Skittles.

[Songla]

Hopefully the fight is in Florida. That way Zimmerman can shoot DMX if he becomes scared for his life. Must see TV.

[Orruar]

Hopefully the fight is in Florida. That way Zimmerman can shoot DMX if he becomes scared for his life. Must see TV.

Self defense doesn't apply outside of Florida? Or was that a reference to a law that was never used in the Zimmerman defense?

[Songla]

Was simply implying that there is already solid legal precedent for Zimmer defending himself against other thugs in his home state.

[Orruar]

Yeah, but the self defense argument they made is a common doctrine that is in place in all 50 states (and most countries of the world as well). So it doesn't matter whether the fight is in Florida, Flat Rock, Flint, or Florence.

[Zadrian]

I don't give a shit about Trayvon Martin - I just want DMX to come out to Bring Your Whole Crew

[radditsu]

I thought zimmerman was being raped in jail for beating his wife in the face?

[Songla]

Judge decided he was not at fault and agreed that his estranged wife in low light conditions looks like Jabba the Hutt. Who could blame him from trying to defend self and property from that.

[Swish]

who cares?

[Estolcles]

I got Zimmerman in the fight. He's been training for months, and has the youth advantage (30 to DMX's 43). DMX will need to get into shape fast, because doing a movie once with Steven Segal doesn't count as any type of training.

[Rzaa]

I got Zimmerman in the fight. He's been training for months, and has the youth advantage (30 to DMX's 43). DMX will need to get into shape fast, because doing a movie once with Steven Segal doesn't count as any type of training.

Zimmerman is fat, never really had any muscle or functional strength in his life, and is 5'5. His "mma" training was the more the stuff fat old ladies try for a fun workout.

DMX is a crackhead who has probably been in a couple fist fights before. He may have even beat up a 17 year old before, as opposed to confirmed getting his ass kicked by one.

Zimmerman is the one who needs to workout, cardio everyday, if he hopes to last more than 30sec in the ring.

People going to get mad at facts, but yeah... Zimmerman and his 6" reach and gynecomastia need to workout more methinks.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

If this does happen, the outcome will be Zimmerman will win by DMX disqualification. MMA has rules, dude, it's not 'Nam.