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Dr. Edge
02-05-2014, 04:54 PM
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Shannacore
02-05-2014, 04:56 PM
perhaps you shouldn't graduate if you have no idea what you are doing

Tenlaar
02-05-2014, 04:57 PM
Not to be a dick or anything, but...if you can't do the work you don't deserve to pass the class.

Study more.

Too slow!

Tenlaar
02-05-2014, 05:03 PM
here's what me and my class partner came up with the last time I took the course

nilbog
02-05-2014, 05:06 PM
Study.. a lot. Experiment.. a lot!

Develop at least a non-working prototype yourself *then* ask questions. People will be more willing to answer specifics to help than doing the entirety of it for you.

Shannacore
02-05-2014, 05:38 PM
lol

Shannacore
02-05-2014, 05:46 PM
are you laughing at me or your alcoholic drug addict boyfriend? or are you laughing at the piles of cat shit piled up all over your stink house? just saying, also isn't that profile pic like 12 years old now?

Laughing at you. You have a very distorted idea (and strange obsession) of my personal life.

That pic is probably around a year or so.

r00t
02-05-2014, 05:52 PM
I think you want

netstat -a -p TCP

Tenlaar
02-05-2014, 05:56 PM
Takes class twice, still has no idea what he's doing, needs other people to help him graduate, calls others twits.

Shannacore
02-05-2014, 06:02 PM
that might mean something if I cared at all about writing scripts, I'll pass the class, get my diploma and move to better things while you're sitting in front of your pc at 3 am pretending your an Elf in fantasy land

What degree are you pursuing? Bachelor degree..?

Derubael
02-05-2014, 06:10 PM
also I changed the txt file to a bat file but it only runs for a few seconds before it closes, are my settings wrong or is the code bad?

That you are asking this is a really bad sign >_<

I'm not sure what class you are taking or what's involved, but before you start scripting, regardless of whether or not its something you want to pursue or are interested in learning, read up on the windows command line. Shouldn't take more than a couple hours to get the basics and is very much worth your time to learn.

That being said, I echo what nilbog said above.. study a lot, experiment a lot. It's really the only way to learn anything computer related. Asking for help is fine, but learning why you are having trouble and reaching your own solution is really the only way this stuff will stick with you.

r00t
02-05-2014, 06:12 PM
open cmd.exe and cd to the dir of the bat file, then run it from there. if an error occurs the window won't auto-close on you and you might have an easier time isolating the issue and debugging it

Shannacore
02-05-2014, 07:07 PM
What degree are you pursuing? Bachelor degree..?

Shannacore
02-05-2014, 07:22 PM
yes this is a Bachelors program, are you building up to a insult?

That depends. How old are you / what have you done with your life up to this point / are you single, married, or divorced / what is your current employment situation?












no, I was just wondering. Calm yer tits.

Derubael
02-05-2014, 07:28 PM
Google is your friend! Tons and tons and tons of free resources out there to help learn code/networking/etc. try some creative google searches. all the information you are asking for is out there on the net.

Also, naez just gave you some big help on why you're having trouble =X

good luck!

Ahldagor
02-05-2014, 10:53 PM
maybe computers aren't for you. have you tried ditch digging yet dredge?

Ahldagor
02-05-2014, 11:26 PM
do you like digging ditches? you'd probably be good at it with your personality and humor

here i'll reply with a catechism.


How upon the reading of the first question did Ahldagor reply?

i'm not opposed to it. it's good pay if you can do the labor.

How upon the reading of the lackadaisical commentary that seemed to be suggesting an insult upon a brief, close examination of the tone of the post which was a likely reply due to Ahldagor's previous commentary within the thread about a said Dr. Edge (an aspiring coder who has asked for help in regards to their homework for a class that is in a four year, Bachelor's Degree, B.A. program for Dr. Edge) did Ahldagor reply?

says the guy who is constantly looking for the short cut.

Ahldagor
02-06-2014, 01:12 AM
How did upon the reading of the grammatically incorrect spelling of the word "Fag" contained in the comment of "A simple yes of no would do Fag" did Ahldagor react?

Ahldagor reacted with a puckered lip moved to the left, a head tilted slightly to the left, and one eyebrow, right, raised as the capital "F" had seemed as an obvious error left to incite a reaction continuing a channel of interactivity within which Dr. Edge would be receiving, once again, an amount of attention, being any, that would satisfy said "doctor's" amounts that have been desired by Dr. Edge while the notion of the form of catechism could be conducive to helping the aforementioned Dr. Edge with their homework.

Shannacore
02-06-2014, 12:51 PM
lol

Ahldagor
02-06-2014, 10:02 PM
Curious, do you really think his response is witty and clever or are you just bumping the thread and poking fun at me?

You know the only reason I'm a dick to you is because you threw the first stone with your comments after some A-hole posted pics of my fiancee and I.
I couldn't care less about your personal business.

is this how you got your financier, i mean, fiance

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130710191854/villains/images/5/5b/Chicken_man_Toy_Story_2.png

ymw
02-06-2014, 10:35 PM
It's 2014. Not to be a dick, but if you can't use Google, you probably shouldn't graduate in any program that may, at some point, require you to use a computer.

BigHurb
02-07-2014, 01:06 AM
at least he has the decency to call it scripting and not programming. thats progress in these times.

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 03:56 AM
had a conference session with my teacher, got the help I needed and he let me retake the test, this time getting 38/40.
Confident I will pass the class and graduate while you homos call up the stairs for your Mothers to bring down more pizza rolls.

Good luck slaying dragons




LOL

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:59 AM
is Dr.Edge rlly Dredge?

Millburn
02-07-2014, 04:01 AM
The fuck is wrong with every single one of you? Why do these forums have to be so toxic? It boggles me to no end.

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 04:03 AM
Well if Dr. Edge is Dredge it would explain why he is so angry

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 10:52 AM
had a conference session with my teacher, got the help I needed and he let me retake the test, this time getting 38/40.
Confident I will pass the class and graduate while you homos call up the stairs for your Mothers to bring down more pizza rolls.

Good luck slaying dragons




LOL

They're 'professors' in college, not 'teachers'. Wut is this, 6th grade?

Grats on your first degree at the age of 47*




*age guessed from photos of dredge previously posted on forums

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 11:15 AM
They're 'professors' in college, not 'teachers'. Wut is this, 6th grade?

Grats on your first degree at the age of 47*




*age guessed from photos of dredge previously posted on forums

1. Not all instructors are professors, look up the definition;
"a faculty member of the highest academic rank at an institution of higher education"
I have always been told this would be the dean of each discipline. At least that's how my boss explained it when I worked for the "Dean of technologies".

2. This is my third degree, I had my first while you were in diapers

3. I'm not 47

4. You're an attention whore cunt

5. Go fuck yourself fatty

6. this forum is full of toxic assholes

congrats on meeting your drug addict alcoholic boyfriend in fantasy dragon land elf game,
hope the rehab goes well

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 12:24 PM
1. Not all instructors are professors, look up the definition;
"a faculty member of the highest academic rank at an institution of higher education"
I have always been told this would be the dean of each discipline. At least that's how my boss explained it when I worked for the "Dean of technologies".

2. This is my third degree, I had my first while you were in diapers

3. I'm not 47

4. You're an attention whore cunt

5. Go fuck yourself fatty

6. this forum is full of toxic assholes

congrats on meeting your drug addict alcoholic boyfriend in fantasy dragon land elf game,
hope the rehab goes well

1 I have had many professors who only have their masters degree and they are still referred to as professor (in their official title and in the classroom). Perhaps this is a university-by-university basis. If I spent the time to earn a masters or PhD and my students were referring to me as 'teacher' I would be a lil' offended, I think - just reminds me entirely too much of high/middle school. Are you going to a proprietary or community college? Maybe it's a different culture. Can anyone else chime in on this?

2 What are your other two degrees in? Why are you having to pursue a third degree at this time? I'll have three degrees (two of them masters btw) by the time I'm 25, so don't try pullin' seniority on me~

3-7
lol, u mad

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 12:26 PM
2. This is my third degree, I had my first while you were in diapers


If this is the case, you're between 41 and 45. Sorry I said you were 47.

Asap
02-07-2014, 12:52 PM
The fuck is wrong with every single one of you? Why do these forums have to be so toxic? It boggles me to no end.

Are you serious? Do you not know Dredge? If you are unaware, I understand

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 01:09 PM
1 I have had many professors who only have their masters degree and they are still referred to as professor (in their official title and in the classroom). Perhaps this is a university-by-university basis. If I spent the time to earn a masters or PhD and my students were referring to me as 'teacher' I would be a lil' offended, I think - just reminds me entirely too much of high/middle school. Are you going to a proprietary or community college? Maybe it's a different culture. Can anyone else chime in on this?

2 What are your other two degrees in? Why are you having to pursue a third degree at this time? I'll have three degrees (two of them masters btw) by the time I'm 25, so don't try pullin' seniority on me~

3-7
lol, u mad


We get it, try to be less obvious

You saw this thread and thought "wow, here's a chance for me to be a bitch and brag about my education"


Btw only retards get their masters from the same college they got their previous degree from, derp

But this is coming from the girl that couldn't meet anyone locally so had to date guys from online game land

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 01:41 PM
We get it, try to be less obvious

You saw this thread and thought "wow, here's a chance for me to be a bitch and brag about my education"


Btw only retards get their masters from the same college they got their previous degree from, derp

But this is coming from the girl that couldn't meet anyone locally so had to date guys from online game land

If I wanted to brag about my education, it would have been long before page four. I like UNM and the things they are doing in the field of Urban Planning, so why not stay? I have a very good job in Albuquerque and recently purchased a house, plus the city has really grown on me since I moved here about five years ago - I don't see a reason to up and move.

You seem very obsessed with my relationship. Some people meet in the grocery store, some people meet over online dating sites, I happened to meet my significant other while slaying pixels. Keep making up things about me and my boyfriend tho, you are fairly delusional.

Aren't you divorced? Lol @ judging any relationship.

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 01:55 PM
If I wanted to brag about my education, it would have been long before page four. I like UNM and the things they are doing in the field of Urban Planning, so why not stay? I have a very good job in Albuquerque and recently purchased a house, plus the city has really grown on me since I moved here about five years ago - I don't see a reason to up and move.

You seem very obsessed with my relationship. Some people meet in the grocery store, some people meet over online dating sites, I happened to meet my significant other while slaying pixels. Keep making up things about me and my boyfriend tho, you are fairly delusional.

Aren't you divorced? Lol @ judging any relationship.

score so far

Me: called it on the going to the same school for both degrees, called it on meeting bf in elf land, called it on you being way fatter than your pic would suggest, called it on you being an attention whore etc...

You: wrong about my age, wrong about my education, wrong about my marital / past relationships status, wrong about me being mad, wrong about everything...

how bout you just shut the fuck up and go blow another homeless drug addict.

this has become the "shannacore attention brag thread" and nobody gives a shit.

Derubael
02-07-2014, 02:06 PM
Welcome to dat rnf forum I hear so much about

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 02:07 PM
how bout you just shut the fuck up and go blow another homeless drug addict.

I like when you have to make things up, it proves a point.

Me: called it on the going to the same school for both degrees, called it on meeting bf in elf land, called it on you being way fatter than your pic would suggest, called it on you being an attention whore etc...

Half of these proclamations are subjective, and the other half are common knowledge. Dunno what you're claiming as victory here.


You: wrong about my age, wrong about my education, wrong about my marital / past relationships status, wrong about me being mad, wrong about everything...


Like I said, you are in your early 40s (based on your own comments). Sorry for calling you 47!!!11 You are right about the divorcee thing, I was mixing that up with you not remembering if your lovething was your girlfriend or fiancee in quite a few threads. My b.



this has become the "shannacore attention brag thread" and nobody gives a shit.

I'd say this is actually a "Shanna argues with Dredge because he's sensitive about what people on duh internetz say about him" thread.



Let's keep goin' though, I've got about three more hours before I'm out of the office for the weekend.

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 02:12 PM
Welcome to dat rnf forum I hear so much about

Thanks beau

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:01 PM
Dredge hows being fat going for u

VanDriessen
02-07-2014, 03:11 PM
OK, people, its clear we're all a little excited. I think I'll cool things down with a clip from a song I wrote. Its called "Touch a Mountain". OK?

Children of the earth, rejoice!
Each new day, we have a choice, so
Touch a mountain
Climb a mountain
Be a mountain

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 03:16 PM
Dredge hows being fat going for u

getting thinner every day.

How's having a mental handicap going for you?
they find a cure for stupid retard yet?

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:17 PM
You ever tell that yoga teacher you wanted to suck his penis?

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 03:18 PM
I was born with a mental disorder and have been picked on all my life due to this disorder that I HAD NO CONTROL OVER. Gm's making RL attacks about my disorder now.

Can we get more professional guides?

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:19 PM
So that is a yes, You sucked his dick?

hatelore
02-07-2014, 03:21 PM
Is this the same overweight guy that bought all that fruit one time and posted the pics on here to show everyone lol, Like he was on a diet or something?


Grats though, you are chatting with a girl. Still need a little work but you have won half the battle. Now you just have to learn how to not treat them like shit or let them know that you know every aspect of there life before they even know your last name, lawl

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:22 PM
Yea that is him

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 03:23 PM
this community is great.

I come here to ask for some help with some scripting and my thread gets moved into r&f and turned into a bash Dredge thread.

LOL



I haven't logged into P99 gay elf land in over a year or so.

have fun in Velious, you all have been waiting years for this shit, keep up the good work

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:23 PM
He was engaged at one point. She must of caught him sucking the yoga dudes penis and left him.

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 03:24 PM
Here's a gem:

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90503

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 03:25 PM
http://oi58.tinypic.com/34q8n5c.jpg

:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:27 PM
lol that thread is a win

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/603887_402872189783447_1852281587_n.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/o4dWs.jpg


made me spill my coffee

Derubael
02-07-2014, 03:28 PM
For clarification, this is the post that should have gotten this moved to RnF:

are you laughing at me or your alcoholic drug addict boyfriend? or are you laughing at the piles of cat shit piled up all over your stink house? just saying, also isn't that profile pic like 12 years old now?


But I held off at that point because I thought maybe thread would die down. That was in response to Tralina saying 'lol'. Thread kept going, so here it is.

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:28 PM
HERE IS THE YOGA GUY HE HAS OVER 1000 PICTURES OF THIS GUY HIS BFF ON HIS COMPUTER

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/251315_10150661867890206_6780338_n.jpg

YOU still dreaming of blowing him?

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 03:30 PM
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/22v4n2JHhSs/hqdefault.jpg

nom nom nom, chips good

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:30 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255732_188434104539222_7304711_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/29102_101782526537714_4944721_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/29102_101775696538397_7142439_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/249472_189501801099119_8018059_n.jpg

hatelore
02-07-2014, 03:30 PM
HERE IS THE YOGA GUY HE HAS OVER 1000 PICTURES OF THIS GUY HIS BFF ON HIS COMPUTER

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/251315_10150661867890206_6780338_n.jpg

YOU still dreaming of blowing him?

the dude has 3 dicks, look closely. That yoga shit must be awesome. hahaha

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 03:30 PM
For clarification, this is the post that should have gotten this moved to RnF:

But I held off at that point because I thought maybe thread would die down. That was in response to Tralina saying 'lol'. Thread kept going, so here it is.

I ONLY object because my post count won't go up in here

Which makes me wonder...

If I gained 'x' amount of post count in Off Topic but then the thread got moved, do I lose 'x' amount of post count? Post count = superiority IRL and otherwise y'know, soooo I just wanted to check.

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:33 PM
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/22v4n2JHhSs/hqdefault.jpg

nom nom nom, chips good

Even when Shanna was at her worst... it is still 10 times better than what you can do LOLOLOLO

Derubael
02-07-2014, 03:33 PM
Naw, I frequently post in a thread before moving it to RnF, post count doesn't go down.

I feel like if I up my post count outside the petition forum, I'll be less sad that 1600 of my posts are from that and the csr log.

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 03:36 PM
Lets review some factz

lets review the facts

1. I admitted to becoming overweight due hospitalization / health issues.

2. I have zero debt, my bankruptcy was years ago.

3. I'm a full time student and work a couple part time jobs, one being at the college as a tutor / work study.

4. Just turned 40 and have 2 semesters left to get my third degree, this time a Bachelors in Information Assurance.

5. I watch some porn, with and with out my fiance, too much? maybe, not sure.

6. I am not disgusting or unattractive. The fact that despite not having a career or money and I still manage to be engaged to a beautiful woman should be plenty of proof of that. I have a great personality and she loves me.

7. Your just jealous and Trans-sexual.

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:36 PM
Hey shanna tell that lil short girl in the white T i said whatsup

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 03:36 PM
shanna wants to post rl pics?

I can keep em coming.

I see this Derubael "official Server Guide" is ok with her posting pics that I never put on these forums?

lol
classy

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 03:37 PM
Naw, I frequently post in a thread before moving it to RnF, post count doesn't go down.

I feel like if I up my post count outside the petition forum, I'll be less sad that 1600 of my posts are from that and the csr log.

Woop! Thx 4 clarify

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 03:37 PM
shanna wants to post rl pics?

I can keep em coming.

I see this Derubael "official Server Guide" is ok with her posting pics that I never put on these forums?

lol
classy

What? It clearly says that the photo was posted by you. Good try tho.

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:39 PM
LoL this guy so angry. You know you have won when they start putting quotes of you in their Sig.

Did u lick the Yoga dudes butt hole?

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 03:40 PM
Hey shanna tell that lil short girl in the white T i said whatsup

Married with two kiddos. And extremely Mormon. Sorry!

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:41 PM
lol mormons

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:43 PM
I need to move to your state and get all up in that Polygamy.

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 03:50 PM
http://i60.tinypic.com/oub90z.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/ab76rl.png

http://i60.tinypic.com/aua349.png

baalzy
02-07-2014, 03:53 PM
Tralina trolling. Retard hating. Fat hating everywhere. Privacy violation. Intellectual elitism. Mormon bashing. Homo-erotic yoga fantasy.

What doesn't this thread have going for it?

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 03:53 PM
Dredge on a desperate warpath

I ain't even mad tho

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 03:54 PM
What doesn't this thread have going for it?

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 03:59 PM
Dredge even at her worst you still out weigh her by 300

Derubael
02-07-2014, 04:02 PM
shanna wants to post rl pics?

I can keep em coming.

I see this Derubael "official Server Guide" is ok with her posting pics that I never put on these forums?

lol
classy

You posted your pic on these forums.

Please keep me the fuck out of your drama, thanks.

Best thing to do is just walk away and stop feeding this thread.

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 04:07 PM
Dredge mad as hell hahaha

mudvayne1812
02-07-2014, 04:12 PM
All this hate speech is fun to read and all, but I did see someone call another person "fat". Three years ago that was a forum bannable offense, I've got the screen shots to prove it ;).

Alawen
02-07-2014, 04:12 PM
Now THAT is the stuff!!!

I wonder how the yoga guy would react if he knew that Dredge dreams of having his shit pushed in.

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 04:13 PM
Dredge mad as hell hahaha
Yep, so mad,

Just made dinner reservations at a nice steakhouse and they could'nt get us in until 8pm.

Lol

My yoga bud is doing awesome btw, not sure why I would get upset over his pics?

Oh yeah Relapse is a waterhead, it doesn't have ti make any sense

Nirgon
02-07-2014, 04:16 PM
When I have challenges in life and want real genuine help where people won't make fun of me.. I always turn to P99 R&F for advice.

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 04:19 PM
How much is the bill for 2 whales @ a nice steakhouse?

Is your woman bigger than you?

Lojik
02-07-2014, 04:20 PM
How much is the bill for 2 whales @ a nice steakhouse?

Is your woman bigger than you?

They serve whale? What is this...Norway?

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 04:20 PM
When I have challenges in life and want real genuine help where people won't make fun of me.. I always turn to P99 R&F for advice.

^

Was going to post something similar earlier.

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 04:22 PM
Yep, so mad,

Just made dinner reservations at a nice steakhouse and they could'nt get us in until 8pm.

Lol


Outback Steakhouse don't require a reservations, sillyface.

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 04:22 PM
*****doesn't.

Changed half my sentence but didn't check the grammar.

FLAME ME.

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 04:23 PM
I didn't post this in r&f, it was moved by the new mod guy.

Try to keep up.

Well guys was fun but I got stuff to do before tonight, till next time

Lojik
02-07-2014, 04:24 PM
Outback Steakhouse don't require a reservations, sillyface.

Don't hate outback, It's all made from scratch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nEp_Y7W4IQ)

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 04:25 PM
http://www.ruthschris.com

Think I'll have the NY strip

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 04:25 PM
Don't hate outback, It's all made from scratch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nEp_Y7W4IQ)

Outback is acceptable for: Happy hour, cheese fries, bloomin' onion.

Would definitely not get a steak from there.

mudvayne1812
02-07-2014, 04:25 PM
I like Outback =( They have good french fries...

Lojik
02-07-2014, 04:30 PM
Outback is acceptable for: Happy hour, cheese fries, bloomin' onion.

Would definitely not get a steak from there.

I would it's great.

Heebo
02-07-2014, 04:35 PM
Outback is acceptable for: Happy hour, cheese fries, bloomin' onion.

Would definitely not get a steak from there.

http://overlymanlyman.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/overly-manly-man-ron-swanson-steak-580x545.jpg

hatelore
02-07-2014, 04:40 PM
When I have challenges in life and want real genuine help where people won't make fun of me.. I always turn to P99 R&F for advice.

lol

hatelore
02-07-2014, 04:44 PM
I love how on these forums, when someone feels bad, they usually retort with: I just got reservations at a steakhouse,My double dd blonde is coming over, I am going to go to the store to get some smokes in my porsche 911, etc etc? How the fuck you eating at a steakhouse when you got no career or job? lol. Shit be cray~

baalzy
02-07-2014, 04:48 PM
They serve whale? What is this...Norway?

I'd eat whale. Think I need to go visit Japan.

TotallyLegit
02-07-2014, 04:49 PM
All this hate speech is fun to read and all, but I did see someone call another person "fat". Three years ago that was a forum bannable offense, I've got the screen shots to prove it ;).

Unfortunately, it is one of the last socially acceptable ridicules. As you can see everywhere, and here especially, there's a strong contempt for it and virtual "hate crimes" go unpunished. Over time, this is going to drive the loss of the very genes that make women, women (with the shapely tits and ass which are fat deposits). I wouldn't be surprised if eventually all you have left are the transgendered.

But let's all go have some steak and fries, right? It's a disturbing double-standard.

Shannacore
02-07-2014, 04:51 PM
I love how on these forums, when someone feels bad, they usually retort with: I just got reservations at a steakhouse,My double dd blonde is coming over, I am going to go to the store to get some smokes in my porsche 911, etc etc? How the fuck you eating at a steakhouse when you got no career or job? lol. Shit be cray~

Dredge indicated he was working two part time jobs, one of which was a student job. His lady is most definitely payin' for that steak.

mudvayne1812
02-07-2014, 04:52 PM
let's all go have some steak and fries

baalzy
02-07-2014, 05:08 PM
Unfortunately, it is one of the last socially acceptable ridicules. As you can see everywhere, and here especially, there's a strong contempt for it and virtual "hate crimes" go unpunished. Over time, this is going to drive the loss of the very genes that make women, women (with the shapely tits and ass which are fat deposits). I wouldn't be surprised if eventually all you have left are the transgendered.

But let's all go have some steak and fries, right? It's a disturbing double-standard.

......

Fat logic much?

Sorry, curves and being a landmass are two different things. My 4'10" dancer friend with natural double Ds and a hip-to-waist ratio that would make you drool is a real woman. She's also only 95 lbs. A 250 lb round mass is not a curvy woman, that is a single curve on a woman.

Christina Hendricks is a gorgeous curvy woman who is somewhat overweight but she would still have her gorgeous curves even if she lost 30 lbs. This is because her skeletal structure causes her to have that hour glass shape and she hasn't eaten herself to the point where her adipose tissue obscures her skeletal structure.

Adele is fat. She shows off very little of her bodies skeletal structure because of her weight.

As far as breasts being lumps of fat. They're actually a cluster of lactose producing glands supported by ligaments and other tissue with a cushion of fat between these ligaments and the skin. If they were composed of nothing but fat they'd look like a fat persons gut hanging down (or like Kathie Baits boobs in About Schmidt because she's old and the ligaments have stretched and don't provide much support).

The pure fact of the matter is being "fat" (and I use this term to really refer to those who are obese/morbidly obese) is something within a persons control. No amount of hormone/thyroid problem is going to cause someone to have a BMI of 40+, numerous scientific studies show that reduced metabolism from issues such as these account for a 5-10% increase in body-weight and at least in the case of thyroid problems there are therapies which can completely restore normal metabolic processes. Calories In - Calories Expended = Fat Gain/Loss. Any fat person who tells you they only eat 1200 calories a day and have been on that diet for months/years and haven't lost any weight are lying to you and probably lying to themselves as well.

The real crime here is people spreading misinformation about being fat and conditioning an ever increasing number of young people that it's okay to be a fatty who eats whatever they want without thought.

radditsu
02-07-2014, 05:30 PM
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/47xprf/stand-up-eric-drysdale--crazy-davis

radditsu
02-07-2014, 05:33 PM
Rubik's cube is drivin' Dr. Edge crazay.

Porcoa
02-07-2014, 05:36 PM
Unfortunately, it is one of the last socially acceptable ridicules. As you can see everywhere, and here especially, there's a strong contempt for it and virtual "hate crimes" go unpunished. Over time, this is going to drive the loss of the very genes that make women, women (with the shapely tits and ass which are fat deposits). I wouldn't be surprised if eventually all you have left are the transgendered.

But let's all go have some steak and fries, right? It's a disturbing double-standard.

Lol what

Lune
02-07-2014, 05:46 PM
Unfortunately, it is one of the last socially acceptable ridicules. As you can see everywhere, and here especially, there's a strong contempt for it and virtual "hate crimes" go unpunished. Over time, this is going to drive the loss of the very genes that make women, women (with the shapely tits and ass which are fat deposits). I wouldn't be surprised if eventually all you have left are the transgendered.

But let's all go have some steak and fries, right? It's a disturbing double-standard.

http://s16.postimg.org/nra8b5cjn/rolls.gif

drktmplr12
02-07-2014, 05:46 PM
When I see a response to this thread..

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1352/84/1352842500888.jpg

BigHurb
02-07-2014, 05:52 PM
no i want him to know his viewing setup is shit... who the fuck uses monitors in 2014 its called a projector

BigHurb
02-07-2014, 05:54 PM
correction: r00t has the shit monitors, this guy is the one who cant google how to write a .bat file... tied for sadness level

radditsu
02-07-2014, 06:06 PM
Echo and pause. My bat file *****s

Asap
02-07-2014, 07:24 PM
Dredge, this happens every time you try to come back and post threads. Nobody will ever forget you, no matter how much time passes. GTFO and see you in another year with another one of your shitty advice threads.

Dr. Edge
02-07-2014, 09:45 PM
http://hostmypicture.com/images/cam00285.jpg

Hey guys just wanted to check in. Tell you how delish it was and to invite you all to suck it

:-)

Rellapse36
02-07-2014, 09:51 PM
says he is loosing weight but posts picture of a 10 pound steak lolololololo

fat people are scum of the earth

ymw
02-07-2014, 10:16 PM
Looks tasty but not as good as the hot dog I ate at Sam's Club for dinner. Forgot to take a pic, though. :(

Bardalicious
02-07-2014, 10:29 PM
Triple char marks, meat obviously cooked past medium rare, knife but no fork


0/10 would not eat

Ahldagor
02-07-2014, 10:46 PM
dredge,

did you make a smoothie with the vegetables, and was it the chicken-furry roleplay that you're into that sealed the deal for your future potential sexual relations?

Ahldagor
02-07-2014, 11:00 PM
wait it was this wasn't it

http://brainsyndicate.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/6-fat-man.jpg

Hailto
02-07-2014, 11:15 PM
http://hostmypicture.com/images/cam00285.jpg

Hey guys just wanted to check in. Tell you how delish it was and to invite you all to suck it

:-)

Real steaks are seared and finished off in the oven, thought you were an amateur chef dawg.

Ahldagor
02-08-2014, 01:13 AM
How upon after a full reading of this thread did Ahldagor surmise the state of the aforementioned poster Dr. Edge?

Ahldagor surmised that "Dr. Edge" still continues to venture into the project 1999 forums (after a brief absence for one or many reasons only determinable with any validating proof from "Dr. Edge" and a change of a posting name that failingly puns upon the notion of "edgy") for, one, shortcuts in regards to their life, specifically, currently their homework in regards to the current thread: two, that said "doctor" receives some sort of attention (masochistic in nature) from their posting and replies containing continuous abuse: three that the good "doctor" whilst receiving attention feels comfortable to post pictures of a steak (cooked well done and likely inedible as pointed out by posters above) without vegetables or fruits of any kinds contradicting said "doctor's" previously stated diet of blended plant matter consumed to induce a short cut of weight: four, that the bottle of wine bearing the label of Menage a Trois (a decent wine in consideration of the palate of Ahldagor) is present with only a single wine glass visible within the posted "steak" picture leading one or many to conclude that said "Dr. Edge" is an alone masticating animal checking in on and posting on the aforementioned project 1999 forum whilst dining in a state of repressed homosexuality.

hatelore
02-08-2014, 02:25 AM
How upon after a full reading of this thread did Ahldagor surmise the state of the aforementioned poster Dr. Edge?

Ahldagor surmised that "Dr. Edge" still continues to venture into the project 1999 forums (after a brief absence for one or many reasons only determinable with any validating proof from "Dr. Edge" and a change of a posting name that failingly puns upon the notion of "edgy") for, one, shortcuts in regards to their life, specifically, currently their homework in regards to the current thread: two, that said "doctor" receives some sort of attention (masochistic in nature) from their posting and replies containing continuous abuse: three that the good "doctor" whilst receiving attention feels comfortable to post pictures of a steak (cooked well done and likely inedible as pointed out by posters above) without vegetables or fruits of any kinds contradicting said "doctor's" previously stated diet of blended plant matter consumed to induce a short cut of weight: four, that the bottle of wine bearing the label of Menage a Trois (a decent wine in consideration of the palate of Ahldagor) is present with only a single wine glass visible within the posted "steak" picture leading one or many to conclude that said "Dr. Edge" is an alone masticating animal checking in on and posting on the aforementioned project 1999 forum whilst dining in a state of repressed homosexuality.

I didn't understand any of that, but I still laughed. Something about pouring steak on your wine in the middle of a masochistic menage a trois .

Dr. Edge
02-08-2014, 10:57 AM
Nope, it was a 16oz. NY Strip, served a perfect medium rare in zip sauce, with French onion soup, twice baked potato, salad with blue cheese and key lime pie.

So good, I'm about to serve up whats left of the steak with a couple over easy eggs for my breakfast.

That was the first red meat Ive had since xmas eve but it was a special occasion so we all decided to get steaks, except my girl, she got the veal oscar, which looked great too.

Dr. Edge
02-08-2014, 11:02 AM
They had an aged Kobe NY Strip option too but I didn't pick it, maybe next time, although it's hard to imagine it being any better then the one I got.

jaybone
02-08-2014, 11:21 AM
can we get some lron in this thread.

jaybone
02-08-2014, 11:24 AM
perhaps you shouldn't graduate if you have no idea what you are doing

shut up cunt

Guybrush
02-08-2014, 01:42 PM
Ahh, let me tell you guys I had the most interesting day yesterday myself! Perhaps even more interesting than the steak story, though that would be hard to top.

My frumpy girlfriend Dianne and I went to the local mall for a romantic evening since it was a special occasion (her birthday). Well needless to say, I had to splurge a little bit so I let her choose ANYTHING THAT SHE DESIRED on the menu at A&W.

I got myself an Uncle burger, the patty was perfectly heated and drenched in mayonnaise. It also came with crisp lettuce, crunchy sliced pickles, zesty onions and a single slice of bright orange cheese-like substance. The root beer was aged to perfection in a vat and it had a fine bouquet of high-fructose corn syrup and roots. The fries were a sodium-lover's dream. The greasy potato sticks really stood out and shined once they drained all the moisture from my mouth so I got to take another sip of that fine vintage root beer.

Dianne left without ordering for some reason, probably because of her flowing period cramp things. You know how women are.

Usually I only eat grass and leaves, but I thought I'd treat myself since it was a special occasion. Well, later nerds! Enjoy your elf fantasy pixel pride parade!

Dr. Edge
02-24-2014, 01:20 PM
http://s8.postimg.org/glzistmth/Captihhiuhure.png




and there,

done with that shit, now I can move on to other stuff while your killing fantasy dragons in elf land

jarshale
02-24-2014, 01:35 PM
>862/1000

Is that really worth bragging about?

Dr. Edge
02-24-2014, 01:38 PM
yep, I just wanted to pass to graduate.
I'm still on the "dean's list" or whatever, not that anyone in the real world cares what your grades are

Lojik
02-24-2014, 01:42 PM
yep, I just wanted to pass to graduate.
I'm still on the "dean's list" or whatever, not that anyone in the real world cares what your grades are

Jimmy Dean's list?

Strifer
02-24-2014, 01:43 PM
Nice work! Glad to see you did well!

Ahldagor
02-24-2014, 02:44 PM
so you took a shortcut to a b. good job there champ. what's sadder is that you felt the need to brag about it. you are some serious narcissism. now i have to ask what connections have you made while in school that will help you get that wonderful job at the mountain top.

Shannacore
02-24-2014, 03:43 PM
Jimmy Dean's list?

Lol'd

Dr. Edge
02-24-2014, 04:12 PM
Jimmy Dean's list?

yes
http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/tumblr_l40bkuufuk1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg?w=480&h=320&crop=1
lol

Koota
02-24-2014, 04:41 PM
Oh my god, keep this thread going.

Sgt1stClassPerkerwood
02-24-2014, 04:50 PM
LOL strugglin. Someones bad at school, and probably gets beat up on the daily.

Mac Dretti
02-24-2014, 04:51 PM
yes
http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/tumblr_l40bkuufuk1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg?w=480&h=320&crop=1
lol

Wu'd bang

Sgt1stClassPerkerwood
02-24-2014, 04:52 PM
How upon after a full reading of this thread did Ahldagor surmise the state of the aforementioned poster Dr. Edge?

Ahldagor surmised that "Dr. Edge" still continues to venture into the project 1999 forums (after a brief absence for one or many reasons only determinable with any validating proof from "Dr. Edge" and a change of a posting name that failingly puns upon the notion of "edgy") for, one, shortcuts in regards to their life, specifically, currently their homework in regards to the current thread: two, that said "doctor" receives some sort of attention (masochistic in nature) from their posting and replies containing continuous abuse: three that the good "doctor" whilst receiving attention feels comfortable to post pictures of a steak (cooked well done and likely inedible as pointed out by posters above) without vegetables or fruits of any kinds contradicting said "doctor's" previously stated diet of blended plant matter consumed to induce a short cut of weight: four, that the bottle of wine bearing the label of Menage a Trois (a decent wine in consideration of the palate of Ahldagor) is present with only a single wine glass visible within the posted "steak" picture leading one or many to conclude that said "Dr. Edge" is an alone masticating animal checking in on and posting on the aforementioned project 1999 forum whilst dining in a state of repressed homosexuality.

Babizul
02-24-2014, 08:43 PM
Today on Autismquest:
Community college student takes tests instead of being asked to actually script (community college). Argues with troll accounts in 15 year old game forums about it. Passes said mockery of a test. Everyone is friends again.

radditsu
02-24-2014, 08:48 PM
Wtf nobody is friends.

Weyoun the Vorta
02-24-2014, 08:56 PM
The Dominion considers all who serve the founders to be friends.

radditsu
02-24-2014, 08:57 PM
Even those berry dudes who sold you out to the ferengi?

Weyoun the Vorta
02-24-2014, 09:02 PM
The Dosi are loyal servants of the founders.

radditsu
02-24-2014, 09:06 PM
That dude that sold you faulty rockets too?

radditsu
02-24-2014, 09:08 PM
That dude that stopped smoking your white stuff didnt much care for you

radditsu
02-24-2014, 09:09 PM
Werent those dudes you put the plague on part of the dominion?


Pootie doing it again.

Weyoun the Vorta
02-24-2014, 09:29 PM
That dude that stopped smoking your white stuff didnt much care for you
A single defective Jem`Hadar soldier.
Werent those dudes you put the plague on part of the dominion?

The quickening, no they were not members of the dominion.

Dr. Edge
02-24-2014, 10:35 PM
Today on Autismquest:
Community college student takes tests instead of being asked to actually script (community college). Argues with troll accounts in 15 year old game forums about it. Passes said mockery of a test. Everyone is friends again.

You fail Sir.

How did you miss the part about the scripting projects I was asking for help with?

Babizul
02-24-2014, 10:36 PM
You fail Sir.

How did you miss the part about the scripting projects I was asking for help with?

By not giving a flying fuck. Quote me on it.