Harrison

[GrobbGangsta]

Will someone please give me the unabridged story? Was before my time

[Jimmybones]

please do not refer to he whom shall not be named. let the darkness rest

[Colgate]

mad faggot who often got griefed off of eq pvp servers and beat up in real life

also fat

[Nisei]

The fuck did I just read

Are you stalking me ?

[Colgate]

i thought cosmonaut was tomatoking

[Jimmybones]

don't invoke his name, he might show back up. afaik he was an obnoxious wizard know-it-all that was a terribad player with incomplete 'memories' of classic EQ in beta, his name was Cosmonaut? He biased, heavily, our original resist system by doing very limited 'tests' with Null to get our incomplete ridiculous system we started with.

He played at release, terribly, because he's a loud obnoxious terrible EverQuest player. He was probably in flash-in-the-pan guild like IF. He wouldn't have made their final cut, he was about a 4/10 on the skill scale. He posts, incessantly, and annoyingly on the boards.. for years. Nothing he ever posted was clever. He was mostly the chubby, unhappy, annoying poster who was 'better, smarter, more awesome' but there was nothing but his opinion to back it up.

He seemingly lived, atleast part-time or temporarily, in a homeless shelter with his.. wife? He also seemed to work in a deli.

How'd i do?

You pretty much described cosmonaut who his tomatoking

[Pokesan]

i never saw harrison post but simply mentioning his name seems to enrage every idiot nerd on these forums

so, probably a really good guy with a nice car by that metric

[LulzSect]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/7614/27042769079874211549401.jpg

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69775&page=27

[quido]

Harrison was the most prestigious of my forumquest slayings

Gotta give credit where it's due - thanks on the assist to Ambrotos. Ambrotos you may be a pathetic idiot who unknowingly got blown by a P99 tranny, but you had the right mod stance on Harrison there

[iiNGloriouS]

Harrison was the most prestigious of my forumquest slayings

Gotta give credit where it's due - thanks on the assist to Ambrotos. Ambrotos you may be a pathetic idiot who unknowingly got blown by a P99 tranny, but you had the right mod stance on Harrison there

Chortled.

[Barladore]

I specifically remember so many people posting "this message is hidden because Harrison is on your ignore list" that the GMs actually started punishing people for responding to him with that quote.

[Aradune]

This message is hidden because Barladore is on your ignore list.

[Farzo]

lol remember that time barladore lost his shit coz he posted something and then got ripped for it then started offering 1v1 honor duels and shit.

what is with azrael drop kicks always offering 1v1 honor duels :/

[quido]

oh yea that was cool, you got someone in trouble on the boards totally badass

Harrison was impervious to bans - I killed him in the forumquest afterlife too

[Casey VII]

http://caseysfuckingcorner.webs.com/apps/photos/photo?photoid=175616859

[quido]

lol great memories here

here's another

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/harrimeme2.jpg

[Aradune]

http://caseysfuckingcorner.webs.com/photos/Holocaust.jpg

[Tassador]

Faggots

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

TIL

[mr.miketastic]

lol great memories here

here's another

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/harrimeme2.jpg

He looks just like a dude I used to work with who introduced me to EQ back in 2000. I think he's a barista and lives in Houston now...weird

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/155341710bd0873227fe7bd16a0d82b2/tumblr_mk3d2mufRN1ryurmdo1_400.png

[Mac Drettj]

u can find his posts on the LoL forums

[Nirgon]

Hopefully all of his old posts here are not deleted

[Schnarf]

you guys should read his eve posts

[Ezalor]

Golden era of the forum. He was the kind of guy that everyone loved to hate.

[Doors]

Harrison played Finawen on blue. He was a giant jackass on the boards.

When Red99 beta launched he played it for maybe 2 hours. He never actually rolled a character when it went live.

Dude did nothing but troll red forums with zero knowledge of anything that actually happened on the server. I had him on block.

[Fame]

Not sure if this is the same fgt who was really proud of some stick he found in the woods and then sanded a handle onto it and went on babbling about that act somehow making him more manly then the rest of us. Stopped reading his posts after that one. Mainly because I live in the woods.

[quido]

Alright give him the stick

DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

[GrobbGangsta]

Will someone bump the best Harrison thread

[Big_Japan]

Real live hardcore right-wing racist bigot Christian deli meat slicer from flyover country. with a big mouth. i miss him.

[harnold]

Harrison was the most prestigious of my forumquest slayings

Gotta give credit where it's due - thanks on the assist to Ambrotos. Ambrotos you may be a pathetic idiot who unknowingly got blown by a P99 tranny, but you had the right mod stance on Harrison there

I think quido is just upset that Harrison exposed him for his tomfoolery in kedge keep

[harnold]

I thought it was hilarious how every post from harrison turned into something retarded about TMO

[Humerox]

his brother died in combat so there's that

[Humerox]

^^ not a troll...meant that as a positive. just sayin~

[2pacalypse]

^LOL almost forgot about that.

Other Harrison anecdotes: dude got turned down from the armed forces (when they had the bar even lower than usual 6 or 7 years back) on medical grounds. Guessing obesity, I can't remember what he said it was. Also I looked at his Facebook at one point and saw that he unironically posts racist shit all over it in front of his real life people.

[Slathar]

i used to reply "fat" to every single post he made and he started calling me slobthar and then he threatened to kill me irl

[Casey VII]

http://caseysfuckingcorner.webs.com/photos/Harrisonhendersons.jpg

[georgie]

wait I thought he was bald and fat and looked like private pyle lol

[georgie]

oops there it is didn't bother to read past first page