Initial impressions

[Formshifter]

Youre all terrible at PVP. Even the best among you are terrible, just less terrible than the other 40 people on the server.


1v1s last 10 minutes because even when geared, youre both terrified to fight so you dance around each other.


Youre scared to death of an even match.


When you die, you claim the other guy was using some underhanded means to defeat you or you were lagging or got Dc'd (read: plugged but wont admit it)


You will run from a fight and plug because youre scared.


The leaderboard is flawed because most kills are gotten from corpse camping.


The only people willing to pvp at low level are twinks fighting naked lowbies, because you know youre terrible.


Then, after all that, you get on the forums and cry about injustice because you died, or initiate a chimp-like circlejerk with the 8 other people in your guild.


learn2playfgts

[Formshifter]

And you train because youre terrible.

[Bodybagger]

Pretty accurate... Save for the countless newbs who. Feed into it by not wanting to pvp on a pvp server, so really its like 40pvpers vs a bunch of pvers trying to actively avoid pvp unless zerging.

So.... Yeah... Kind of everyones fault. I blame the pussies who dont want to pvp more than anything. I've run off plenty of twinks by just being willing to contest them not eat the death when they zone on at engage you. *shrug*

[Akalakamelee]

Yea, I agree with that. It's really sad how blue the red server has become

[Formshifter]

I got into it with someone in blackburrow the other day who tried to run and then said "just take the kill". way to ruin it for me, bro. obviously you cant attack someone after they say something like that.

[Akalakamelee]

I got into it with someone in blackburrow the other day who tried to run and then said "just take the kill". way to ruin it for me, bro. obviously you cant attack someone after they say something like that.

Blackburrow is the best zone.

[Formshifter]

everquest pvp is never, ever fair or even

a 1v1 between 2 BIS toons is pretty close and you still waltz around like 2 girls at junior prom

[Formshifter]

You mean dancing. you call it jousting in an attempt to preserve your dignity.

[HippoNipple]

Should definitely walk straight up to person and stand still with auto attack on. Kill them like a mob. Let range decide who the best PvPer is. Dancing around while PvPing is for blubies.

[Formshifter]

Should definitely walk straight up to person and stand still with auto attack on. Kill them like a mob. Let range decide who the best PvPer is. Dancing around while PvPing is for blubies.

Slay them like the NPCs that they are

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Posting in a troll thread

[Formshifter]

I dont agree with OP, so clearly he must be trolling

denial is the first step. i think you can still be rehabilitated. i can show you the way to real pvp, my son.

[Ezalor]

there's nothing wrong with jousting but your other points are mostly correct

[Kimm Bare|y]

Dancing's fun.

[Akalakamelee]

I always found jousting to be pretty pointless. It simply drags out a fight longer then it has to be. It also depends on what class you are vs what your fighting.

[Infectious]

Youre all terrible at PVP. Even the best among you are terrible, just less terrible than the other 40 people on the server.


1v1s last 10 minutes because even when geared, youre both terrified to fight so you dance around each other.


Youre scared to death of an even match.


When you die, you claim the other guy was using some underhanded means to defeat you or you were lagging or got Dc'd (read: plugged but wont admit it)


You will run from a fight and plug because youre scared.


The leaderboard is flawed because most kills are gotten from corpse camping.


The only people willing to pvp at low level are twinks fighting naked lowbies, because you know youre terrible.


Then, after all that, you get on the forums and cry about injustice because you died, or initiate a chimp-like circlejerk with the 8 other people in your guild.


learn2playfgts

Its the guy who cries every post, but isnt crying. When you get off your 2 year P99 red sentence, you can play any game you want.

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://i.imgur.com/swSagjB.gif

[heartbrand]

rating this thread 1 star and never opening again god bless

[Glenzig]

Rated 5 stars for forum truthbomb. I'm a strange type of pvper myself. I know I'm bad, but I don't avoid pvp or dance around a whole lot when it happens. <-- Probably why I bad. I don't get too worked up over yellow text though. I'll take a yt any day just to keep the server red.

[Kimm Bare|y]

https://archive.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1390/53/1390535888210.jpg

[Tameth]

When I play counterstrike global offensive I just stand in the middle of long a and shoot people without moving

Stay red

[Samsung]

rating this thread 1 star and never opening again god bless

[Formshifter]

rating this thread 1 star and never opening again god bless

Theres hope for you. just like i told yumyums, denial is the first stage.

[HippoNipple]

I'm glad there are people like this on the server so I can get easy kills with mediocre play.

[Formshifter]

Im working my way up. It'll take a while to surpass all those honorless CR kills that the top dogs farm, but one day soon, i'll be running this server.


I came here expecting the promised land, and all i got was a bunch of nerds who are bad at the game dancing with each other. Shits gonna be easy.

[vouss]

Hippo Nihilum and now Holocaust have been the #1 providers of easy kills, bad players and hours of enjoyment. God bless those two guilds.

[Formshifter]

https://archive.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1390/53/1390535888210.jpg

anti-semitism confirmed, GMs pls ban

[Tassador]

Initial impression is I play Everquest and don't give 2 fucks lol

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Don't really understand, all melee games require some king of jousting to an

[Formshifter]

Don't really understand, all melee games require some king of jousting to an

only if youre scared and bad

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Sounds like 1st person view and keyboard turning aren't keeping up.

Thanks 4 opinion, OP

[HippoNipple]

I came here expecting the promised land, and all i got was a bunch of nerds

You thought a 15 year old mmorpg emulator server was the promised land and were surprised nerds play on it? The server is fine, it looks like you just need to adjust your expectations.

[Formshifter]

Its sort of like apple. Great PR team, cult following, shitty products.


I expected nerds, just not really bad at pvp nerds.

[Kergan]

I expected nerds, just not really bad at pvp nerds.

lol'd

[Haynar]

Good read.

I bet OP dies a lot.

H

[Feanol]

See how far you get in PvP as Cloth Caster 'Y' who stands face to face with 'X' Melee the whole fight.

There are these things called interrupts, and they occur less often when you don't have an Axe dropped into your skull every three seconds. See 'Bash'.

That being said, I hate dancing as a melee vs. melee. Either you deal more damage faster or you don't. Flee to cast a spell every now and then if you like but it's going to come down to hand-to-hand combat in the end.

[Bodybagger]

I always found jousting to be pretty pointless. It simply drags out a fight longer then it has to be. It also depends on what class you are vs what your fighting.

I love ragebringer fungi twinks trying to joust me on Ninja... if they would just stand still and land a few rounds they might kick my ass... instead they joust and negate all that haste and low delay and let me unload 2h double attacks on them.... Iool didn't land a single backstab last night in his 4 attempts on me and left the zone at 40-50% running each time to recharge with his fungi while I never dropped below 70%... seriously though, why are you jousting with ragebringer? Just get on someone and stay on them you terribad scrubs. Minimizing your own DPS while maximizing mine = good way to die to a rag wearing newb.

Jousting only effective for more or less equal melee dps 1v1, or if you are using a slow 2h weapon and wanting to negate delay.... or if you're a pet class jousting mobs with melee between combat rounds lol.

[HippoNipple]

I hope for Colgate's and Lite's sake they are reading this so they can take notes and teach their guilds how to PvP.

This bodybagger guy has it all figured out.

[Akalakamelee]

I hope for Colgate's and Lite's sake they are reading this so they can take notes and teach their guilds how to PvP.

This bodybagger guy has it all figured out.

You.... don't even play?

[iiNGloriouS]

Wow I think I got cancer from reading op's post.

[Infectious]

Good read.

I bet OP dies a lot.

H

The pvp gods have spoken. Lock thread.

[Formshifter]

The pvp gods have spoken. Lock thread.

Bish Pls. 0 pvp deaths. Made 2 twinks zone so far.

[Akalakamelee]

Actually had some Azreal guy msg me in game about this forum post. Almost actually fell over laughing.

[Formshifter]

Actually had some Azreal guy msg me in game about this forum post. Almost actually fell over laughing.

Lol what was he saying?

[Akalakamelee]

Lol what was he saying?

Simply how he though my comments about jousting was stupid. I told him I disagree. Didn't go past that. While AZ can be arrogant, they aren't are terrible and persistent as holo with shit talk

[Formshifter]

Can't wait to 1v1 that guy

[Haynar]

Simply how he though my comments about jousting was stupid. I told him I disagree. Didn't go past that. While AZ can be arrogant, they aren't are terrible and persistent as holo with shit talk
While jousting may in fact be stupid. To not joust is even more so, most of the time. Unless you happen to be right behind the oblivious Formumshitter.

The High Priest has spoken.

[Formshifter]

We can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind. Cos your friends all dance and if they all dance well theyre


All kills of mine.

[Pikrib]

We can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind. Cos your friends all dance and if they all dance well theyre


All kills of mine.

I didn't have cable growing up so I didnt get to watch MTV. This was my first time watching this music video. I would guess most of you guys are too young to have watched it so providing a link. Very cringeworthy yet somehow I got wistful feelings for the 80's now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pOq4hyoX9g

[Formshifter]

I didn't have cable growing up so I didnt get to watch MTV. This was my first time watching this music video. I would guess most of you guys are too young to have watched it so providing a link. Very cringeworthy yet somehow I got wistful feelings for the 80's now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pOq4hyoX9g

Jammin that shit right now.


you didnt know halflings could be bards, did you?

[Akalakamelee]

While jousting may in fact be stupid. To not joust is even more so, most of the time. Unless you happen to be right behind the oblivious Formumshitter.

The High Priest has spoken.

It does give an edge to pvp I will admit that, I'm not sure how big of an advantage it gives with 60s pvp since I have never been in that range. Suppose I should simply try it more and judge for myself /shrug.

[Akalakamelee]

We can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind. Cos your friends all dance and if they all dance well theyre


All kills of mine.

anyone else read this to the beat of that song? lolz

[Formshifter]

It does give an edge to pvp I will admit that, I'm not sure how big of an advantage it gives with 60s pvp since I have never been in that range. Suppose I should simply try it more and judge for myself /shrug.

Shhhh.. hush now honey child. just.. just listen.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pOq4hyoX9g

[Pikrib]

Jammin that shit right now.


you didnt know halflings could be bards, did you?

I think they could in EQ2 donno though never played.

[Formshifter]

I think they could in EQ2 donno though never played.

I think any race could be any class in eq2.. cant remember though. it was great at release, but it went to shit rapidly

[Humerox]

We can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind. Cos your friends all dance and if they all dance well theyre


All kills of mine.


http://www.mygeekvoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/3qju2l.jpeg

[Pikrib]

I'm gonna make this thread into a 80's dance party friday.

Enjoy (or don't) hehehehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw

[Pikrib]

I have seen this one before Def a classic 80's video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

[Pikrib]

Simple minds from the Breakfast Club movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

[Pikrib]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls

For Drakaris and Farzo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

[Bodybagger]

Pikrib.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKG-kbKeIo

[Gitem]

no sledgehammer?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g93mz_eZ5N4

[Pikrib]

no sledgehammer?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g93mz_eZ5N4

Nice. I think Peter always had cool music vids.

[Formshifter]

I'm gonna make this thread into a 80's dance party friday.

Enjoy (or don't) hehehehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw

I like what youre doing here, bro. Prepare the flock'o'seagulls hair gel.

[Humerox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4 volte)

[fred schnarf]

breakfast club so good

shame all movies now are pure dogshit, this generation sucks

80s forever

[Formshifter]

Just an update: You guys are still bad. And some of you cheat. Youre even bad at cheating and get ganked by sirken for exploits. Probably too busy dancing to think.

[Milton]

breakfast club so good

shame all movies now are pure dogshit, this generation sucks

80s forever

Dunno pal, I thought that new godzilla movie was p intellectually inspiring.

[fred schnarf]

Yea, I agree with that. It's really sad how blue the red server has become

it was always blue, see nihilum

only red players are in azrael and have brain damage because eq pvp offers no rewards.

[Akalakamelee]

it was always blue, see nihilum

only red players are in azrael and have brain damage because eq pvp offers no rewards.

FoH so red, love it.

[JackFlash]

I always found jousting to be pretty pointless. It simply drags out a fight longer then it has to be. It also depends on what class you are vs what your fighting.

[Akalakamelee]

suppose I just don't need to joust for kills?

[Barladore]

Who is OP in game and why is his new forum persona so angry?