*siPs* loOkS ouT CoRNeR PeNtHouSE WiNdOw, stretches feet on desk -TaPs SuBmiT

[Chortles Snortles]

LOGS INTO EVERQUEST (LOL!)

https://i.imgur.com/h0pJgFe.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ichqjK9.gif

[Jibartik]

9jCpUMUezzY

[Ripqozko]

Better thread then the elf law one, hope that helps.

10/10

[Toryas]

Recycling content... RnF is struggling

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/uvwllVZ.png

[Sizar]

why bother making a tasty hot beverage that is literally 1 mouth full. seems like a waste

[Smoofers]

Wearing boots instead of dress shoes, shitty PC laptop, old Mac, pants look cheap, espresso mug looks diner-quality

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/55p0oHH.png

[Whale biologist]

How much for the tiny coffee?

[Bardp1999]

How much for the tiny coffee?

Free in the break room for all peasant workers (lol).

[Tunabros]

bro is running out of trolling ideas

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/9Bjzn1s.gif

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/NfpASnd.gif

[Tunabros]

rnf looking pretty dry lately

[nilzark]

Recycling content... RnF is struggling

[Whale biologist]

rnf looking pretty dry lately

Drier than a zoomer's wife. :p

[Ooloo]

Are you ok?

[Skarne]

Why do so many people grab a pitchfork when bigboi posts these photos. It never fails.

[Trexller]

I don't get it.

someone explain

[Arvan]

I don't get it.

someone explain

people are mad because

hes an executive in a high rise playing eq and they are

still in their mom's basement

[Gustoo]

I don't see Eq on any screens in the office photo. All p99 forum members assume fake but will allow it to be part of posters forum persona.

[Twochain]

nice tims dawg i knew u was the janitor

[Gustoo]

This is a totally cool + normal legit photo of a different forum member that they shared with me a while back
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/brief-coffee-break-provides-employees-quick-ways-to-relax-coffee-break-brings-physical-mental-wellbeing-time-to-relax-man-125518134.jpg

[unsunghero]

why bother making a tasty hot beverage that is literally 1 mouth full. seems like a waste

Exactly, Cappuccinos taste like liquid horse shit and completely prevent savoring the taste of normally good coffee for more than 1 sip

Normal coffee with cream and sugar all the way

[unsunghero]

people are mad because

hes an executive in a high rise playing eq

Is he though

[Swish]

https://i.imgur.com/wDNKy0o.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/wDNKy0o.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/wDNKy0o.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/wDNKy0o.jpg

big sips LOL

[Trexller]

for every cat meme i see, I swerve in their direction while driving.

i wll also bait live capture traps with catnip and then never go back to check the traps

and im gonna teach mice krav maga

[Ssra]

Op, you should have went with Smurf Village again

[Arvan]

Is he though

idk maybe. it would be funnier if he was

[Trexller]

hes an executive in a high rise playing eq

no, no he's not

such folks have better things to do with their time.

at best, he cleans the high rise offices of executives.

[Bardp1999]

Bald is beautiful

https://i.imgur.com/qff7UdG.jpg

[Skarne]

no, no he's not

such folks have better things to do with their time.

at best, he cleans the high rise offices of executives.

You yourself play EverQuest and yet you believe a person with a nice office in NYC is impossible if they themselves do the same. That says a lot about your station in life as well as your character.

[Chortles Snortles]

people are mad

[Viscere]

So my partner is worth about 300m$ +

Drives a volkswagen ID 3

Doesn't own any designer cloth

Doesn't have any luxury watches etc

/shrug

[Ooloo]

Who gives a care about this chucklehead?

What the gosh?!?

[Whale biologist]

Bald is beautiful

https://i.imgur.com/qff7UdG.jpg

pilgarlic

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/nZqGp19.png

[Whale biologist]

https://i.imgur.com/nZqGp19.png

I'm gonna do it even more to bother you

[Rang]

big sips

[Trexller]

You yourself play EverQuest and yet you believe a person with a nice office in NYC is impossible if they themselves do the same. That says a lot about your station in life as well as your character.

no it doesn't

[Skarne]

no it doesn't

Lol k

[Tethler]

No 10/10 on your lap? How the mighty have fallen.

[Tunabros]

No 10/10 on your lap? How the mighty have fallen.

I stole his girl

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/pPHxxoc.jpg

[Bardp1999]

How was the commute today my friend? Me? Oh, I'm just sailing the Caribbean Sea on my way to Belize, Mexico, and Honduras.

*BIG SIP*
https://i.imgur.com/qrVDwQ0.jpg

[cd288]

Why are your feet so small

[Tunabros]

bro got 4 toes ��

[Rang]

eight toes down

[starkind]

Those are like the oldest dirtiest beat-up est adidas flip flops.

Where'd u get em? A dumpster in Shanghai? (Lol)

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/MBzae6R.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/g8LUOpD.jpg

[starkind]

Le titanic.

Lol

[Gustoo]

https://i.imgur.com/MBzae6R.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/g8LUOpD.jpg

winning post

[Tethler]

Cruises are gross. Don't do it. It's like a training wheels vacation for people that don't know what to do when they leave their neighborhood.

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/RV8ExLa.jpg

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/4L0AL6W.jpg

[starkind]

Cruises are gross.

I enjoyed sitting out on the windy deck at night silently raging and seething at the world by myself while lighting danced on the horizon.

I probably would have enjoyed everquest more tho.

[Tunabros]

the last cruise i went with my family was on princess cruises (i think it was them) from

taiwan to okinawa

[cd288]

no, no he's not

such folks have better things to do with their time.

at best, he cleans the high rise offices of executives.

Yeah you know it’s just totally unbelievable that someone who played classic EQ when they were younger and is now successful in their 30s/40s might still enjoy playing it

[Tunabros]

yeah because playing video games = bad!!

[Zawr]

Guk do be hard though. RIP in peace, young prince.

https://imgur.com/undefined

[Toxigen]

How was the commute today my friend? Me? Oh, I'm just sailing the Caribbean Sea on my way to Belize, Mexico, and Honduras.

*BIG SIP*
https://i.imgur.com/qrVDwQ0.jpg

imagine going on a cruise lmao

the amount of pleb matches those shitty ass sandals perfectly

[Toxigen]

imagine going on a cruise and calling it sailing

the amount of pleb matches those shitty ass sandals perfectly

[Gustoo]

Someone post catamaran sail foil footage from tenet pretending it’s their iPhone footage plz

[starkind]

Someone post catamaran sail foil footage from tenet pretending it’s their iPhone footage plz

man, i fucking loved sailing

[Clazxiss]

LOGS INTO EVERQUEST (LOL!)

https://i.imgur.com/h0pJgFe.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ichqjK9.gif

Should be ashamed to post that picture. You're considered dispensable when your work place is asking you to come into the office during a pandemic, vaccinated or not. At least you're able to sneak into your boss' office and use his coffee machine and sit in his chair. Gotta take the little victories, right?

[Toxigen]

You're considered dispensable when your work place is asking you to come into the office during a pandemic, vaccinated or not.

found the dippy doo liberal

[cd288]

Should be ashamed to post that picture. You're considered dispensable when your work place is asking you to come into the office during a pandemic, vaccinated or not. At least you're able to sneak into your boss' office and use his coffee machine and sit in his chair. Gotta take the little victories, right?

I mean if he works in finance it’s probably the opposite. Senior people are considered to need to be in the office because of how important their jobs are. Back office people can still work from home a decent amount of time because they are not as important.

[Chortles Snortles]

ultra triggered sip

[Skarne]

I still don’t understand the fist shaking anger for the photo..

[Chortles Snortles]

H-H-H-H-HE MUST BE LYING NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[cd288]

People do not like it when someone else is successful

[Bardp1999]

Enjoy the commute today Snortles, if you put in enough hard work one day your boss might let you use his VIP bathroom.

Big SiP

https://i.imgur.com/1tkMCis.jpg

[Skarne]

Both are cool photos

[nostalgiaquest]

Why are your photo qualities so bad Bard? You using an iphone 3 or something?

[Chortles Snortles]

imagine being on your first Covid Era budget family cruise with grandma seething hard about a post made on the elf forums
(LOL)

[Argh]

Matrix screensaver on the thinkpad? Nerd.

[Tunabros]

drugs

[Bardp1999]

I have titled this piece 'Snrotles is a tranny" - was a bit drunk on the beach while enjoying my family and friends so apologies.

https://i.imgur.com/aQzctjf.jpg

[Bardp1999]

One of the kids actually asked what I was doing and I said "making a meme for a forum enemy" and they all thought that was awesome, was a good bonding experience. Thanks for being an obese fat shit Snortles, you are helping me forge bonds IRL.

[Tunabros]

bro really took forums into real life

[cd288]

imagine being on your first Covid Era budget family cruise with grandma seething hard about a post made on the elf forums
(LOL)

I loled

[Swish]

I have titled this piece 'Snrotles is a tranny" - was a bit drunk on the beach while enjoying my family and friends so apologies.

https://i.imgur.com/aQzctjf.jpg

Missed the L, geez.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Kx63vYM.jpg

[Bardp1999]

**High BMI detected**

https://i.imgur.com/knJ0RGe.png

[cd288]

Bro are you really on vacation and spending time getting triggered on the P99 forums? Prioritize things differently my dude

[TomisFeline]

I am super excited to see lulz at stage 2 in his cycle again!

this is incredibly consistency, and must be the 5th iteration or something

[Chortles Snortles]

incredibly mad

[Tethler]

I still don’t understand the fist shaking anger for the photo..

Some people can't let themselves believe that a successful forum troll can also be more successful than them in real life, too. It's so disheartening on a primal level that they have no choice but to instinctively lash out.

[Bardp1999]

Some people can't let themselves believe that a successful forum troll can also be more successful than them in real life, too. It's so disheartening on a primal level that they have no choice but to instinctively lash out.

https://i.imgur.com/0Not8D3.gif

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/o3OXuL3.jpg

[Tunabros]

snortles logs on to myanimelist.com for the third time today to edit his preferences

let that sink in

[Tunabros]

So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behaviour. For example, if you eat it is likely that you swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would shut down.

So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that because that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise).

But this is not point why am I writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging shit again and I am not sure how to respond to that.

[Tunabros]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/XXRFB1K.gif

[YendorLootmonkey]

So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other.

I feel like there were other Matrix tests you could have tried first that were much gentler on everyones' sphincters.

Unless you are just quoting from one of the trailers for that new Matrix movie coming out. I haven't been following it much.

[Tunabros]

shut up yendor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pFK2MigEqc

[Tunabros]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW8oWRdkmgU


zamnnnnnnnnnnn

[starkind]

Weird way to flex finally losing ur virginity, but ok.

[Gustoo]

https://i.imgur.com/o3OXuL3.jpg

Man What is the title of that fine work

[Bardp1999]

Man What is the title of that fine work

Wow! What a moron, everyone knows this is the le gioie di casa by Saltini Pietro.

[Tethler]

https://i.imgur.com/0Not8D3.gif

You ok, bud?

[Tunabros]

Weird way to flex finally losing ur virginity, but ok.

damn bruh shut the fuck up! goddamn!

[starkind]

None of u r ok. Except OP.

[Kief]

shitty timberland boots with un tailored pants. way too baggy.

plus tiny ass coffee cup. would have to refill 3 times.

sip my nuts

[starkind]

so tempted to post a pic of myself in this thread but that is gay

[Tunabros]

None of u r ok. Except OP.

uhhhhh......

you're the most retarded and cringe out of all us

[Chortles Snortles]

said the kettle to the pot
LOL

[Chortles Snortles]

logs into EverQuest
(lol)

[Confit]

logs into EverQuest
(lol)

Nooo don't do it!

[Chortles Snortles]

22 minute afk tier
promise

[christmas_ham69]

https://i.imgur.com/VBHicAR.png


Trolling forums and logging into video games during work hours no wonder you had to seek career advice on how to exceed beyond entry level roles on an MMO Forum (LOL)

[Chortles Snortles]

today i manage an IT dept for a 7 billion dollar org
sorry this triggers you

[christmas_ham69]

Only took to the later half of your 30s to get out of entry level. grats i guess lol

[christmas_ham69]

Also a 7 billion dollar org likely doesnt have a single "IT dept" for you to manage, so you "managing an IT dept" sounds fake and gay. Do you mean you are the helpdesk supervisor? kek

[Chortles Snortles]

director level thank you
multiple groups within our global org fall under my jurisdiction
SiPs

[christmas_ham69]

Went from seeking advice on FohGuild forums on how to get out of entry level to director in less than 5 years. totally! LOL

https://i.imgur.com/Sc9eJ6P.gif

[Tunabros]

snortles just copes now a days by talking on elf sim forums for 10 hours a day

you just get that feeling he does nothing but watch anime and stream to himself everyday

"nice fraps" bro (lol)

sorry we triggered you so much, snortles

keep posting the same image!

[Chortles Snortles]

✔ seethe
✔ cope
✔ BUTT BLASTED

����

[christmas_ham69]

Your sad and cringey livejournaling/advice seeking on the internet doesnt line up with your recent claimed success. (LOL)

[Tunabros]

what streaming everyday to yourself ("I use it as fraps" lol) for hours on end does

to a man

[starkind]

Butt scaped.

https://i.imgur.com/MSsEbah.jpeg

[Reiwa]

what streaming everyday to yourself ("I use it as fraps" lol) for hours on end does

to a man

That seems like a fair solution when so many here have grievances with him.

[Bardp1999]

Lots of low level systems engineers run entire IT departments, makes perfect sense

[Evia]

Man snortles has quite the fan base!

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/BZ5Zqru.gif

[Tunabros]

autism

[Skarne]

https://i.imgur.com/BZ5Zqru.gif

Rofl

YE GAWT ME PARTNUR

[cd288]

Also a 7 billion dollar org likely doesnt have a single "IT dept" for you to manage, so you "managing an IT dept" sounds fake and gay. Do you mean you are the helpdesk supervisor? kek

?

Plenty large billion dollar organizations have single IT arms. I work for a giant global corporation and we have a single IT arm. Sure there are some of the IT employees in other areas of the globe to help with time differences, but they’re literally one department lol

You’re a fucking moron

[Chortles Snortles]

Software engineering and development is not IT, falls under the CTOs group for example

[cd288]

Software engineering and development is not IT, falls under the CTOs group for example

Oh yeah that too

[Reiwa]

mods on lulz side, bad boy reputation REVOKED :)

[Tunabros]

I cant even open p99 forums in public due to snortle's signature

[Jibartik]

(lol!)

[Local]

Gosh look at those tiny lil ham hock legs.

[Bardp1999]

Gosh look at those tiny lil ham hock legs.

https://i.imgur.com/6MBXXyE.jpg

[k9quaint]

today i manage an IT dept for a 7 billion dollar org
sorry this triggers you

Is it Digital World Acquisition Corp?

[Chortles Snortles]

no, though speaking of acquisitions we are in the midst of multiple M&A activity (us buying)

[Jibartik]

I just broke up with my boyfriend because of his interest in highly disturbing Internet material. I feel disgusted.
nsfw
My (now ex) boyfriend and I have dated for about a year. A few days ago, I was in the living room with him and decided to glance over at his phone to see what he was looking at. Before you accuse me of invading privacy, this is just something we did. Always open and honest with each other. He’d glance at my phone and vice versa just to see what we are looking at and maybe strike a conversation about what we are viewing.

Anyways, he was on Reddit watching a video of some guy slowly getting his head cut off.

I have him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he pressed on a link that was a bait-and-switch, like you’d see on r/Unexpected. So I said nothing. Until a few minutes later I checked back and he was watching a similar video of a man getting tortured.

I asked him what the hell he was watching, and he seemed confused, as if he wasn’t doing anything wrong. He told me that he watches this stuff sometimes out of “morbid curiosity” and it doesn’t affect anybody if he watches it so nobody should care.

I packed my stuff and immediately left. After sitting on it for a day I told him via text that I didn’t want to see him anymore because I wasn’t comfortable being close to somebody who gets enjoyment out of people suffering. He tried to reason with me but honestly I didn’t care. I’m all for people having different interests than me, but awful cartel videos are where I cross the line. Nobody should be watching those for any reason.

Why is my taste in men so fucking bad.

[unsunghero]

^
Yeah I’d call watching torture videos for funsies a bit of a red flag…

[Local]

^
Yeah I’d call watching torture videos for funsies a bit of a red flag…

There's nothing wrong with watching Chortles' Twitch channel. Please stop shaming people.

[Topgunben]

New York is full of rats though. I prefer rural living.

[andrewbshifflett]

this isn't a penthouse.. it's one world trade center. he isn't on a high floor, probably between floors 30 and 60.

a penthouse would be a place where you reside/live, either temporarily or permanently. an office doesn't meet this criteria.

a penthouse is also at the top floor of a building.. you're in one world trade center, which has 94 floors, not including floors 100-102 that are for tourism/the observatory.

next time you lie, try to do better.

[Mblake1981]

^

How will he ever recover?

[starkind]

The view from my office.

https://i.imgur.com/B40aY2C.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/m5ipRDx.png

BiG SiPs!

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/tJjLv9b.jpg

[starkind]

Alexa, show me City skylines at night.

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/Piodb1S.jpeg

[andrewbshifflett]

https://i.imgur.com/tJjLv9b.jpg

View from the rooftop of a bar called

https://lens.google.com/search?p=ASQ0Rg0OvoVKK1xMLGcXFBv1O3POsqfsu_mMmo8s8 i8cDlgA2bP8a63ejbKjcBN0LN_mHVGDRBNEaQSFm1FBQzGLxsS uUKEewUulYKU_1FsInIrQF1eTmTQ-87Ho8B1K-d5FJXB2r9rky177xZ5GXHajIyH99Kodk1iwN0Wc7HWCx8soXYG sI10T7UavpzGXMH4zmVGBcbRncsFIGX_12SNIcbL8r58NEzX7V FovuTA8wqlZdb4f7bIsm_NHCzPIBsCxU5Mjv4bqrp_RUGkdLbL hrt-Bm9TU2AH1ts_Nod-4ltr-_olchg%3D%3D&s&ep=ccm#lns=W251bGwsbnVsbCxbMCwwLDEwMCwxMDBdLG51bGw sbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsIkVpWUtKR0U0WldJNFlqRXhMV0ppT mpBdE5ETTJNUzA0Wm1KbExXSTVORE0yTlRaaFlqVTROdz09Iix udWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCwxXQ==


https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g60763-d2233620-Reviews-The_Press_Lounge-New_York_City_New_York.html#/media-atf/2233620/397210083:p/?albumid=-160&type=0&category=-160

[andrewbshifflett]

"The Press Lounge"

[Chortles Snortles]

Alexa show me upset nerds on p1999
(lol)

[andrewbshifflett]

Alexa show me upset nerds on p1999
(lol)

I just don't understand why you have to lie.. if your life were actually worth showing, then you wouldn't need to lie about it.

[Chortles Snortles]

Sorry dude my super model DD tiddy sized gf and I are leaving this posh affair to her penthouse now
Gotta run bye

[unsunghero]

I just don't understand why you have to lie.. if your life were actually worth showing, then you wouldn't need to lie about it.

It’s kinda sad that non-glamorous jobs are seen as not worth mentioning. Really, no matter what your job is, you are providing a tangible benefit to your community. You are providing a good or service that has value, to customers and to your employer. It don’t matter if you’re a CEO or a garbage truck driver

Personally I find that all jobs are honorable

[starkind]

A glamorous job has suddenly appeared!

hZwo4hlA-vQ

[cd288]

I just don't understand why you have to lie.. if your life were actually worth showing, then you wouldn't need to lie about it.

Why are you so salty that he has a nice office lol

[andrewbshifflett]

It’s kinda sad that non-glamorous jobs are seen as not worth mentioning. Really, no matter what your job is, you are providing a tangible benefit to your community. You are providing a good or service that has value, to customers and to your employer. It don’t matter if you’re a CEO or a garbage truck driver

Personally I find that all jobs are honorable

Nobody is knocking anyone for the job they have... I'm just knocking a guy who insinuated he had a penthouse view in Manhattan when really he was just in an office building doing what most people do every day.

[andrewbshifflett]

Why are you so salty that he has a nice office lol

nobody is salty about his silly office. people work in nice places all the time.

here's my office in Singapore. am I cool now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOMrqaOy7Y

and here's me at the buddha tooth temple down the street. we can all post videos of cool stuff all day.. the difference is, if you post your office, you'd prolly say it's your office.. not a penthouse view when you're on floor 30 of 94. Lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcOxWTNipbM

[starkind]

nobody is salty about his silly office. people work in nice places all the time.

here's my office in Singapore. am I cool now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOMrqaOy7Y

and here's me at the buddha tooth temple down the street. we can all post videos of cool stuff all day.. the difference is, if you post your office, you'd prolly say it's your office.. not a penthouse view when you're on floor 30 of 94. Lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcOxWTNipbM

Kid you need to learn to "[ embed ]" if you want to be taken seriously here.

https://i.imgur.com/eZvL1JG.gif

[unsunghero]

nobody is salty about his silly office. people work in nice places all the time.

here's my office in Singapore. am I cool now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOMrqaOy7Y

and here's me at the buddha tooth temple down the street. we can all post videos of cool stuff all day.. the difference is, if you post your office, you'd prolly say it's your office.. not a penthouse view when you're on floor 30 of 94. Lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcOxWTNipbM

The real question is, would you still have posted your office if it was bags of trash in the back of a garbage truck, and the “view” of a dirty alley outside an apartment window? Probably not ;) But if you did, you wouldn’t catch any shit from me about it, but probably would from other people

Regardless, that temple is so fucking beautiful it almost doesn’t look real

[cd288]

nobody is salty about his silly office. people work in nice places all the time.

here's my office in Singapore. am I cool now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOMrqaOy7Y

and here's me at the buddha tooth temple down the street. we can all post videos of cool stuff all day.. the difference is, if you post your office, you'd prolly say it's your office.. not a penthouse view when you're on floor 30 of 94. Lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcOxWTNipbM

The difference is he has his own office looking out on Manhattan and you work in a communal space with the other plebs based on that video.

[andrewbshifflett]

The difference is he has his own office looking out on Manhattan and you work in a communal space with the other plebs based on that video.

he works in tech.. you don't get your own office in tech. the ceo at my last company was worth $6b+ and he sat next to everyone else while he worked.

zuckerberg does the same thing at facebook when he goes into the office.

I can't blame you for not knowing if you've never worked in tech, but that's how it is.. also, the room I'm in is where you eat, not where you work.

[starkind]

Food service prep is an admirable job. A nice hot meal from a friendly server has got me through some crazy tough grinds!

[andrewbshifflett]

damn... this forum is where the internet left off in 2008... bad sarcasm and the most apathetic are victorious.

boring. I was hoping you all wanted to trash chortles for being a loser.

[starkind]

Chortles is a natl treasure. You've got a long way to go kid.

https://i.imgur.com/veToI9u.jpeg

[unsunghero]

damn... this forum is where the internet left off in 2008... bad sarcasm and the most apathetic are victorious.

boring. I was hoping you all wanted to trash chortles for being a loser.

Oh I’ll shit on the unemployed or out of shape, at least if they’re attempting to pose that they’re not and/or don’t have a good reason for not. I believe Chortles has a job and wasn’t overly fat or too skinny so I got nothin

Check the discord if you want the better shit talk. Why does it say my invite expired there btw? I miss the memes

[starkind]

Talks shit about IT workers. Can't even embed with bbcode.

https://i.imgur.com/SKFbCsn_d.jpg

[Chortles Snortles]

Hey guys check out my office where the CEO sits next to me
(lol)
https://i.imgur.com/zsCCIa3.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Mfjnt0B.jpg

[Jibartik]

Does that guy on the left have p99 forums up, is that you john wayne?

[starkind]

Metamates.

[Gustoo]

damn... this forum is where the internet left off in 2008... bad sarcasm and the most apathetic are victorious.

boring. I was hoping you all wanted to trash chortles for being a loser.

you're welcome to shit post and shit talk but you gotta earn your chops and be funny too. Posting a picture of your feet up in an office is an obvious loser move but getting upset about it is even more of a loser move so who's jimmies are rustled?

Gotta think in 5 dimensions.

[Tunabros]

chortles 100% fell for a pyramid scheme (lol)

[Toxigen]

biG sSiPs

[cd288]

he works in tech.. you don't get your own office in tech. the ceo at my last company was worth $6b+ and he sat next to everyone else while he worked.

zuckerberg does the same thing at facebook when he goes into the office.

I can't blame you for not knowing if you've never worked in tech, but that's how it is.. also, the room I'm in is where you eat, not where you work.

I work for a very large global company and there are plenty of people in our tech/innovations department that have their own offices. Guess you work for a small time shop

[Chortles Snortles]

stay humble frens

[layhousehours]

bald brown fat short ^

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/dUx69b7.jpg

[starkind]

🧜🏻🍹

[layhousehours]

https://i.imgur.com/dUx69b7.jpg

whos that

[Bardp1999]

Daily commute (lol)

[Lordgordon]

Thanks

[Tunabros]

stay humble frens

stay away from woman

[starkind]

Are you female brah?

What is what with the girly AVs?

[starkind]

Are you female brah?

What is what with the girly AVs?

Oops 😬

I wasn't asking u Tunabros. Sorry if u thought so.

[starkind]

Just pretend ur on ignore and I'm asking the poster above u.

[Jimjam]

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[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/qSBC0l5.jpeg

Click preview post or go advanced for emojis to show

~Reiwa

[JDFriend99]

LOGS INTO EVERQUEST (LOL!)

https://i.imgur.com/h0pJgFe.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ichqjK9.gif

So your a black man on bottom but a white guy on top? Hows that one work?

Oh the internet. Howd you enjoy getting killed in EC otherday?

[starkind]

That's racist brah.

And rude.

Xude.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/gETiRbx.gif

[JDFriend99]

Taiwan isn't a race.

[Tunabros]

Taiwan isn't a race.

You're right. It's a country in East Asia.

[MrSparkle001]

You're right. It's a country in East Asia.

https://i.imgur.com/piXHbFq.jpg

[starkind]

Why does China even want Taiwan when Shanghai isn't even working out for them?

Also tons of rich people moving from Taiwan to Singapore. That's pretty ominous.

I recommend u move to the mountains somewhere not in the US or China or Russia or Europe or canada.

[Tunabros]

Why does China even want Taiwan when Shanghai isn't even working out for them?

Also tons of rich people moving from Taiwan to Singapore. That's pretty ominous.

I recommend u move to the mountains somewhere not in the US or China or Russia or Europe or canada.

I live in San Jose, California right now

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/al5qTml.gif

[starkind]

I live in San Jose, California right now

I would stay there. Probably still going to get nuked.

The real irony would be finding out you're Mexican American.

[WokeCat]

lol

[Toxigen]

https://i.imgur.com/rN29Lqs.jpg

[Encroaching Death]

What kind of retard chooses to live in New York City?

[Jimjam]

What kind of retard chooses to live in New York City?

Idk but something about the lady on the left makes her look really elfin.

[Ooloo]

I still don't understand what the randomly alternating caps and lowercase is supposed to indicate? Sarcasm?

Everyone knows that perfectly punctuating everything makes you a dork, and never capitalizing anything makes you really cool and hip and detached, but wtf is this?

[Tunabros]

shut up baler

[magnetaress]

I ate Japanese noodles today tunabros. Feeling catgirl vibes r now.

[magnetaress]

You're right. It's a country in East Asia.

Not really lol

[Rygar]

LOGS INTO EVERQUEST (LOL!)

https://i.imgur.com/h0pJgFe.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ichqjK9.gif

Fuck yeah Chortles chillaxin' like the boss he is. Thought his shoe was a nilla wafer standing in his cafe for a moment. Would be a classy move

[Encroaching Death]

That cup is about as tall as he is

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/APBJHbI.jpg

[Patrece]

Scrolls past multiple blocked trannies, taps submit

[Toxigen]

so many trannies on p99

[Chortles Snortles]

nuuuuu he has a job im upset nuuuuuuuu
(lol)

[Encroaching Death]

nuuuuu he has a job im upset nuuuuuuuu
(lol)

Reverse image search:

1,700,000 results

[Trexller]

Scrolls past multiple blocked trannies, taps submit

those aren't trannies, they are toasters.

[Patrece]

https://i.imgur.com/RnVLJFE.jpg

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/qlM8KdZ.jpg

[Patrece]

- Robert, I.... I....

- It's ok, I know, you don't have to say it. Enjoy the film.

[unsunghero]

^
Still don’t get these :/

[Chortles Snortles]

slow claps

steps out of the shadows

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your memes, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

[unsunghero]

Who’s the black guy and what’s with the movie theater?

I hate being left out of inside jokes

[Chortles Snortles]

My girlfriend showed me a screenshot of a cringey reddit joke she found funny. I could hardly look at the joke because I immediately recognized the website layout, and I told her it was super cringe that she was using Reddit. She asked me if I hated Reddit and I had to explain to her why big chungus and keanu reeves were awful and unfunny memes. She agreed, but I could tell it wasn't sincere so I offered to show her what I call "real memes". I pulled up the Kinoplex on my phone and then scrolled through, showing her things like my favorite Robertposts and Carlos Garcia. She said she "didn't get it" and I made a joke about hating movies, which she didn't even laugh at. It's hilarious that most people don't even get the jokes here, and it reminds me how sophisticated our humor really is. I honestly think it is a great filter for people of higher intelligence. Also, do you think I should text her? She hasn't responded since I last texted like five hours ago.

[Basanos]

I hate being left out of inside jokesYou're gonna love the year 2028

[Encroaching Death]

Who’s the black guy and what’s with the movie theater?

I hate being left out of inside jokes

Search for it on Know Your Meme. Probably on there.

[Patrece]

https://i.imgur.com/DXhySp2.png

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/OYjXFvI.jpg

[Patrece]

its been days since the crab invasion of the popcone mine

the manager ordered the collapse of the main entrance leaving us trapped. Robert was sent down for inspection that day.

everyone but Robert and I is dead.

one of the crabs clawed his leg.

have him put his arm around my neck for support as we limp towards a butter crevasse to hide in

hear a few crab's echoing behind us

start walking faster

"sir"

keep walking

"sir!"

"What, Robert?"

can barely see what's in front of us

"Can we stop for a quick word? You've been generous so far but I must ask you one more favor"

keep walking

"We gotta keep going, Rob. These things aren't far behind us."

"Please, sir."

"No."

"THIS AINT NO WHITE MAN"S BURDEN SHIT. STOP!"

can't keep him from saying what I think he will anymore

"What is it?"

look down at his blood leg

"Sorry, I lost my composure"

"...with this leg here...I'm only slowing you down."

"Robert, stop"

can feel tears welling up

"It's inevitable. Your sleeve isnt stopping the bleeding. I'm only giving them something to follow"

hear crab screecn in the distance

"We have to fucking go"

try to drag him but he wont budge

"Come on!"

hot tears flow down my face

"I am not leaving you here!"

see him reach for something in his vest

its a .44 magnum

"No."

"Youve seen what these things do to people. Please, do this for me"
he smiles that familiar smile
"I know a lot about you sir. I knew you were a virgin before you got sent down here but I knew from the moment I saw you that you were a real kinoisseur. Pen and notepad in hand for taking notes during BVS? The rest of them dont get it like you do."
takes out heavily used notepad
"You appreciate the art... the beauty... take them..."
"... Congratulations, sir. You're today's designated shooter."

[aussenseiter]

Search for it on Know Your Meme. Probably on there.

Something about frog legs and single-ticketers being incel shooters.

bad website

[Chortles Snortles]

go deboonk elsewhere no fun i am very smart poster

[Patrece]

Crab screeches in the distance

[Patrece]

https://i.imgur.com/qFr9gut.png

[Patrece]

https://i.imgur.com/Xfk1uik.gif

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/9A3JOEv.gif

[Patrece]

Welcome to kinoplex, Joker is in theater 9.

(Oh, and sir, your safety is still on)

[Patrece]

https://i.imgur.com/pnzefT3.png

[pr1ncess]

hmu :)

[Encroaching Death]

hmu :)

Who ARE you?

[Patrece]

https://i.imgur.com/cvO2Axn.png

[GeorgeCostanza]

what year? you do know the greeks colonized egypt, yes? Those were called the Ptolemies. anyway the meme only works if retarded.

[Jimjam]

Egypt was the cutting edge hub of civilisation. Of course anyone with any ambition went there. With the Nile feeding into the Med it was hardly inaccessible to swathes of Africa and Europe.

The Mediterranean countries have had more in common with each other than Northern Europe imo.

[Patrece]

Puts feet up on sarcophagus

Sips

[magnetaress]

Ppl went to Egypt after the ballers left in space ships. Everything after was just trogs making mud bricks in the shopping malls of the ancient homonids. :cool:

[Jimjam]

Ppl went to Egypt after the ballers left in space ships. Everything after was just trogs making mud bricks in the shopping malls of the ancient homonids. :cool:

I'm amazed there wasn't an ancient suez canal. I actually kinda think there may have been one.

[Patrece]

Bump for R-r-robert

[pink grapefruit]

do you own the skyscraper yet lulz?