QQ Moar plz, nubs

[Goobles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO7S2loSQKI&feature=related

[yt2005]

What about the nubs who haven't started QQing yet? We need to get more people QQing in the first place!

I am a nub and need help learning how to QQ. Perhaps I am already QQing? I don't even know! Please help and move this post into support if appropriate.