Provisioning hardware you heard it here first!

[Galacticus]

Server provisioning is a set of actions to prepare a server with appropriate systems, data and software, and make it ready for network operation. Typical tasks when provisioning a server are: select a server from a pool of available servers, load the appropriate software (operating system, device drivers, middleware, and applications), appropriately customize and configure the system and the software to create or change a boot image for this server, and then change its parameters, such as IP address, IP Gateway to find associated network and storage resources (sometimes separated as resource provisioning) to audit the system. By auditing the system, you ensure OVAL compliance with limit vulnerability, ensure compliance, or install patches. After these actions, you restart the system and load the new software. This makes the system ready for operation. Typically an internet service provider (ISP) or Network Operations Center will perform these tasks to a well-defined set of parameters, for example, a boot image that the organization has approved and which uses software it has license to. Many instances of such a boot image create a virtual dedicated host.

[Foxx]

tldr

[Ennoia]

Eh?

[vinx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTcwEhylyOM&feature=related

[Foxx]

im a complete faggot that makes really long posts that nobody gives a fuck about.

fixed

[Galacticus]

fixed

This.

[greatdane]

red99: the haven of those who can't read anything more verbose than a Facebook status message.

[Gnar]

red99: the haven of those who can't read anything more verbose than a Facebook status message.

and YT.

[Knuckle]

Combine yellow text with facebook by having rogean make a Project Red99 facebook page that automatically posts yellow text kills as a status update.

[greatdane]

That's too complicated for Red99 players.

[Crenshinabon]

And be quickly put on ignore by everyone you know due to your nerdy ass EQ spam.

[Knuckle]

And be quickly put on ignore by everyone you know due to your nerdy ass EQ spam.

god your dumb but i get your clueless about what i just said. nice nerdy ass username btw:

Properties

Crenshinibon is a vile relic of immense power, a crystal shard that draws its magical energy from the light of the sun. Crenshinibon is a sentient artifact, and it possesses a never-ending hunger for power and glory at whatever cost; therefore, Crenshinibon is not a reasoning being. It always desires a powerful wielder, usually a corruptible magic-user of some sort, and greatly enhances that wielder’s powers. The Crystal Shard also insidiously manipulates its wielder and would readily abandon him or her for someone more capable of furthering its goals of ultimate conquest. The relic can lure in thousands of evil-intentioned beings with its magical call, creating a grand army for its wielder and so-called master.[1]
Perhaps Crenshinibon's most magnificent ability is its power to create an enormous crystalline tower, known as Cryshal-Tirith (Elvish, literally meaning crystal tower). In order to create the tower, Crenshinibon first creates an exact duplicate of itself, a square-sided crystal that sometimes glows a green light. The wielder then places the copy of the shard on the ground and recites the words ibssum dal abdur. The duplicate crystal expands, growing into the crystalline tower, still an exact image of Crenshinibon, only now of mammoth proportions. The tower itself absorbs the sun’s light, giving it more strength during the daytime. The tower is impervious; it absorbs all attacks against its mirrored walls and reflects them back on their source. The only vulnerable part of the tower is its heart, the pulsating crystal of strength that was used to construct the tower, and that becomes hidden away within Cryshal-Tirith. The tower’s very door is invisible and undetectable to any beings inherent to the present plane the tower rests upon.
The nature of the artifact is to attain power to its greatest level. This desire transcends the normally established boundaries of what is right and what is wrong.
The Shard's primary attack is on the ego, collecting slaves with promises of greatness and riches. It has little hold on paladins and goodly priest, on righteous kings and noble peasants but one who desires more and is not above deception and destruction to further his ends will inevitably sink into Crenshinibon's grasp.[1]:140
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get styled on nerd

[Nirgon]

red99: the haven of those who can't read anything more verbose than a Facebook status message.

And for those that don't need to troll developer message boards asking for arena and hairline precise class balance in their pvp.

A place for people to man up and group pvp for raid targets. Where gear is useful in pvp and pve. Where engagement rules are based on if you're still alive and guild politics mean something.

[Aenor]

Pretty sweet the hardware is getting provisioned.