The "penis" poll

[Peatree]

Figured we should give the women a similar poll! :D

[Tommy_Wiseau]

yeah this will soothe them

[stormlord]

Short and thick because long ones hurt and pulse the vaginal walls less. And studies have shown that women favor girth over length. And when guys overdose on testosterone their dick shrinks and their balls gain volume.

But seriously, you can't compare breasts to a dick. And most girls like big balls at least as much as a fat dick. They like big boned guys with a muscular/weighty frame that's earned from hard work or all-around exercises. This is what I think.

Check out a young George Clooney or Harrison Ford or Richard Gere.

Or some of them baseball or football players or wrestlers for more meat. Like Dwayne Johnson (actor).

Some of them (hetero women, homosexual males) prefer more muscle.

And Brad Pitt or Anderson Cooper are considered very cute/attractive (but not really SEXY).

And don't say I can't vote because I'm not female. I've done my research.

My research comes from other women and homosexuals :)

Face the facts guys: most of us are rodents compared to the top of the crop.

[SearyxTZ]

girls love obese insecure guys with no money who have tiny dicks and horrible personalities



/thread

[SearyxTZ]

Tommy Wisseau


YOU AH TEARING ME APART LISA

[Feachie]

girls love obese insecure guys with no money who have tiny dicks and horrible personalities



/thread

This.

[purist]

Peatree is extremely creepy.

[Messianic]

Peatree is extremely creepy.

[returnofahipster]

this is extremely gross.

[Feachie]

this is extremely gross.

depends on the guy, but sometimes it's fun emasculating them by picking on their biggest (or smallest) insecurity

[Otto]

voted for the porn penis because porn wins right

[returnofahipster]

emasculating men ok? defending women unnecessary?

[blammo]

this should be the "How much money does a man have to have?" poll to be more accurate of how females think

[Falisaty]

i dont know but all the women i have been with seem impressed with short and very thick.... ie 7" long and 6.5" around. with pump and cock rings can get it to almost 8.5" around... women scream not in pain but pleasure when its that thick. You would think it would hurt but most like it like that. Also is great for hitting the G-spot have made several women squirt that said they couldn't. My wife hasn't found one yet that can please her like i can. (we swing btw)

[quido]

Voted for Long and Thin out of pity

[skulldudes]

emasculating men ok? defending women unnecessary?

you're a gigantic faggot

[Ihealyou]

Ggirls love obese insecure guys with no money who have tiny dicks and horrible personalities



/thread

That's not true. Girls hate me :(

[Feachie]

emasculating men ok? defending women unnecessary?

If hes deserving of it why not? chauvanist assholes that think theyre god's gift are to be put in their place.

[Shannacore]

I want to know why penis is in parentheses

[JenJen]

long and thick like a baby's arm

[Tommy_Wiseau]

I want to know why penis is in parentheses

(penis)

[Knuckle]

long and thick like a baby's arm

LOL


Long and thick
Jenithia, JenJen, Otto, Tommy_Wiseau

Looks like we have a weiner

[Pico]

a libertarian with male insecurities. why i never

[Doors]

like a baby's arm

lol, what

[Feachie]

long and thick like a baby's arm

Confirmed slut I knew it :D

[Scribbles]

i'm a chode man myself

[stormlord]

We're all really sick for posting in this thread. I wonder how long it will be before the authorities break down my door because of something I posted.

Cock rings and pumps. So that's what you guys are going to need. You want to increase the thickness. I'm not sure what the limitations are. Get working.

[Feachie]

yeah, one big circle jerk, mutually talking about your cocks. why don't you guys feel gay?

it's cute i'll be honest, but you guys should be ashamed ;)

[SyanideGas]

Um i cant answer this...

[Feachie]

yes you can. do it. you know you like big cock like jenjen :D

[Falisaty]

I think george carlen siad this not sure...

When u watch a porn do u like to see large erect penis or small flacid penis?

AAh ah ah answer truthfully

[stormlord]

Some fun facts here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

Studies show that men have a lot of pride in their penile thing. Women don't share as much in the glorification, though. A small minority do.

A dollar bill is about 6" in length. I looked and it's actually a bit longer than that. But if you wrap that around your meat that's one way to get its circumference. Most males have a circumference about 4.85". The girth curve falls sharply in the 5" to 6" range. So if you're close to filling out the dollar bill then you're in the minority. Scientific measurements average the base, the middle and just below the crown.

Something I saw that was interesting in the wiki link is that humans have the largest genitalia of all primates, both in absolute and relative terms. Wow. I did not know that. Apparently, scientists haven't measured bigfoot, yet. I think bigfoot would have a bigger trophy to flaunt.

[Autotune]

I want to know why penis is in parentheses

it's going places :)

[Scribbles]

fuk only like 2.5 inches girth is that bad?

[naez]

If we're doing the dollar bill test then I'm bus'n loads in Washington's face. jk but seriously ppl don't "wrap that around your meat", do you know how many people pop their herpes sores and wipe the pus with a dollar after railing scarface lines of cocaine with it??

An adult penis with an erect length of less than 7 cm or just over 2 inches but otherwise formed normally is referred to in a medical context as having the micropenis condition.

who is the asshole that names this shit??

[Sinlea]

I feel sorry for any girl dating a guy who's short and thin. Or long and thin. What a bummer. qq

[Scribbles]

its not the guns caliber is how good ur aim is

[naez]

dont bring a .22 to a mossberg fight

[Scribbles]

its not the size of the knife, its how sharp it is

[Tommy_Wiseau]

dont bring a mossberg to a nucular rocket launcher fight

[burkemi5]

we need a hair aspect of this

[naez]

sounds dangerous

[visage]

Guess what my Tat says

http://s4.postimage.org/i9kec5no/0904112111.jpg (http://postimage.org/image/i9kec5no/)

[Hoggen]

Where is "average length and thick?"

[Tommy_Wiseau]

Where is "average length and thick?"

all who claim "average length" = short