free agent now accepting bids for red99 guild recruitment

[hangtime harry]

my resume:

no PVP experience
3.1 college GPA
red cross certified lifeguard


looking for a casual family type guild. please PM me with offers.

[Sorath]

this is your current situation

YOU are here :p

[Sorath]

This is me , as you can tell ive been working out and my body is ready.

[hangtime harry]

i appreciate your offer, but i'm not interested in a furry guild.

[hangtime harry]

3.1 GPA we need more info... concentration, school, year, and major gpa

for all we know u could be a journalism major at down syndrom U

exercise science, university of tampa class of 2009

[Sorath]

I will earn my father's armor, noble king...


...by serving you in the battle.


A fine thrust.


I will kill many Qeynosians.


Raise your shield.


- Sire?
- Raise your shield as high as you can.


Your father should have taught you
how our phalanx works.


We fight...


...as a single, impenetrable unit.


That is the source of our strength.


Each Freeportian protects the man
to his left...


...from thigh to neck with his shield.


A single weak spot
and the phalanx shatters.


From thigh to neck, Hangtime Harry.


I am sorry, my friend.


- But not all of us were made to be soldiers.
- But I...


- lf you want to help in a Freeportian victory...
- Yes.


...clear the battlefield of the dead,
tend the wounded, bring them water...


...but as for the fight itself...


...I cannot use you.

[Tombom]

ouch, hangtime harry confirmed mongo

[Gnar]

looking for a casual family type guild. please PM me with offers.

check out roadblocks crew: <Pecks>