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slowroll
04-16-2010, 01:39 AM
What the hell is Project Mayhem. I heard I am not allowed to talk about it.

Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.

Project Mayhem is now recruiting!

We are a group of like minded individuals brought together for a common goal. We are against all forms of authority and all establishments.

All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.

We are open to all, no matter the level, race or class.
We have a Vent server and use it daily.
We have many long time players who love to help out new players.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Interested ? Send a tell to Maleficent, Slowroll, Vitalous, or Brotomus.
Hasbinbad
04-16-2010, 03:34 AM
His name was Robert Paulson.
trolleleet
04-16-2010, 03:45 AM
If i did have a tumor, I'd name it Finawin.
Atennu
04-16-2010, 03:50 AM
I am jack's raging bile duct
Hasbinbad
04-16-2010, 04:05 AM
Bob had bitch tits.
Zephys
04-16-2010, 10:55 AM
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
grindle
04-16-2010, 11:06 AM
1) First rule of Project Mayhem , don't talk about Project Mayhem
2) Second rule of Project Mayhem, see rule one

lol
Maximus
04-16-2010, 11:43 AM
I am jack's complete lack of surprise.
KingKoopa
04-16-2010, 11:46 AM
If this is your first night here...you HAVED to fight
Hasbinbad
04-16-2010, 02:24 PM
Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. Being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry. This was my vacation. ..and she ruined EVERYTHING!
Excision Rottun
04-16-2010, 02:40 PM
I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Phineas
04-16-2010, 03:53 PM
I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

How's that working out for you?
Excision Rottun
04-16-2010, 04:01 PM
How's that working out for you?

What?
Ferok
04-16-2010, 04:15 PM
My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Ferok
04-16-2010, 04:15 PM
What?

Being clever.
Excision Rottun
04-16-2010, 04:49 PM
Being clever.

Great.
Atennu
04-16-2010, 07:50 PM
Being clever.

Win
Barkingturtle
04-16-2010, 08:06 PM
My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

I want to have your abortion.
slowroll
04-18-2010, 04:37 AM
Attention !
Zephys
04-19-2010, 11:09 AM
One word post.

Wait, crap.
Omnimorph
04-19-2010, 11:49 AM
I am Joe's pedantic literary correction...
Shrubwise
04-30-2010, 12:12 AM
http://www.project1999.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=165&stc=1&d=1272600743

SHRUBWISE APPROVED
slowroll
05-05-2010, 04:34 PM
Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.
HeallunRumblebelly
05-19-2010, 05:34 PM
I know it's been a while, but I still sometimes lurk ^_^. I'd just like to say that I just saw this movie last night, and it was good, though being old I kind of knew the big secret :( sadface. It only had to watch the movie once to get it, though, which was good =D.