Tragedy of fat Aksel
 

Brut average day in Feerrott, Morpa go on somethin bout muffins and give Brut crate.
But nevermind dat, Brut suddenly hear sound of something ugly and dumb outside...
http://i.imgur.com/Vm0Eadt.png

Was fattest dumbest Aksel, aspiring young Greenblood shaman, Club* fresh in fat hand.
http://i.imgur.com/EZzckft.png

Brut go and give fat Aksel some words of encouragement.
http://i.imgur.com/XqlQ5IT.png

Aksel seems very confident in self. Brut likes fat Aksel already, has pretty gud face too, shows much promise.
http://i.imgur.com/UmhaRMe.png

Brut tell dumbest to stop snacking on jungle wildlife and sends Aksel on productive quest to rid lizard camp dat move in close to Oggok. Aksel fattest and dumbest, lizards small and skinny. Clearly Aksel can defeat lizards just finest. Springs into action without hesitation.
http://i.imgur.com/YAZPQ6T.png

Mayhap Aksel bit greedy with number of lizards, but is no gud at math. Shud be just fine.
http://i.imgur.com/3zXYkGV.png

Oh no. Aksel not as beef as Brut suspected, is ends up slain by lizard troops. Aksel falls over fat body dead before hits ground. Jungle adventure big mistake.
http://i.imgur.com/IB3ptT6.png

Tragic most. But mayhap inevitable, Brut suspected as much soon as saw Aksel.
http://i.imgur.com/6DU1uRN.png

Brut construct grave in memory of fat Aksel, is surest tis wat Aksel wanted written in tombstone. Never forget Aksel. /mourn
http://i.imgur.com/4OAukMF.png

Sadly landslide make grave fall into river, Aksel memory lost forever. Gud riddance.
http://i.imgur.com/OUTcPFL.png

Wut stinkin elfs learn from all this? Probably nothin.

loved it brut.....make more of these!

A+

RIP Aksel.

I will cast my gnomish wonders and slay many lizards in your name brave gladiator.

Is shame such Gud face hab to parish but chronic dumbness hab only one cure. Is same cure to fix elf.

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Poor Aksel, good riddance.

tragic tale of deceit and despair

Today Brut find fat dumbest Berthgar, young shadowknight in training.
Is helps Berth immediate, gives much verbal support.
http://i.imgur.com/oPfTGJR.png

Berth ignore all advice tho and takes off. If knew what was best for self, would stay in Oggok hide in back of caves.
http://i.imgur.com/VFiJC26.png

Brut follow invisible, immediately sees terminal dumbness. Ugliest Berth takes wrong road, heads off towards tougher side of jungles.
http://i.imgur.com/VHCI0KQ.png

Crossing bridge big mistake. Brut let darwin law prove self tho and won't say anything, follows fatness as unfold.
http://i.imgur.com/NFF0YsD.png

Berth fall in drink somehow, Brut noidea what thinks is doing. Brut anticipate Berth fat ugly dumb body soon torn apart by ravenous piranhas and gators, suddenly sees somethin zoom fastest towards Berth.
http://i.imgur.com/WeG1XGw.png

Shenanigans! Is undead zombie of fat Aksel or whatever name was return from dead to stuff!
http://i.imgur.com/G7hP36M.png

Berth die tragic most. Won't be missed. Least Aksel lost much weight when become unded zombie thing.
http://i.imgur.com/wTKazmg.png

how do Ogres ever make it to the Swamp lol

this so fine story. fantastic Brut, greatest eaters most wonderful one. please do us most finest tales so more and we be happiest of audience