Excessive pixel farming finally taking its toll
 

So I'm sitting in Nihilum's vent, and the conversation moves to the future of the Red99 server and how best to improve the low pop situation. After some of the usual finger-pointing (the kind you idiots are used to) some genuine brainstorming starts to take place and a few ideas emerge.

One of the first things discussed was how to attract new players. Someone brought up that they can start gearing low levels, at which point a clearly perturbed Nihilum member exclaimed, "So we're just gonna empty out the guild bank so some noobies who will end up leaving in a week anyway?!" Then it was decided that "we don't have to give hand-outs to anyone outside the guild." The general idea was that they wanted to twink out of their low lvl characters and play them so that "at least new players would have someone to group with... it's far better than the alternative, which is nothing." Another genius also suggested that they make an announcement on the forums every time they roll a new twink and that they shouldn't make any suggestions that their main was Nihilum.

tl;dr: Nihilum honestly thinks they'll attract new players by rolling more twinks.

So I'm sitting in Holocaust's vent, and this comes up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58EGadkT8TA

lolololol

I like the part were holo talks about camping the mob from 6am till nighttime only to get suspended for cheating.

The things some trashy guilds do for l00t hunger, sigh. Greedy sobs. 6am , really??? so sad

lol faggots

Bet you're used to that

so good i watched it twice!

haha so funny!

almost as funny as playing 16 hours a day on a 15 person server of an emulation of a game that isn't relevant anymore

haha so funny!

more HOURS than PLAYERS


LOLOLOL THE SADDEST STAT YET

Almost as funny as constantly forumquesting in a dead server's forum.