<Tempest> Now Recruiting.
 

Hail, and well met p99 Red community! BlueF here with an exciting new guild opportunity. Strut and I have decided to raise the <Tempest> Banner once again, and we're lookin’ for a few good pals to piss into the wind with. The inquisitive mind may ask, what separates you guys from the rest of the sick degenerates running around the box? Well, nothing really. If you happen to prefer our particular flavor of autism, feel free to stop on by.

tabula rasa is a lie

Good marketing strategy though

Everything in this thread screams masculinity

What are guild requirements??

sexy

HR will evaluate your qualifications, and then a tentative guild invite will be issued pending elf background check (to be conducted by Lord Vaporize in a teamspeak channel at 4am when you aren't around to defend yourself)


After that you can come camp seafuries with us.

lold because of how accurate that is