Crime records!
 

I wanna see who here is a bad ass, just list them in order!
2005- Breaking and entering/trespassing/possession of narcotics
2007- Minor consumption/possession (three time actually) Probation violation
2008- Contributing to a minor/furnishing, probation violation
2009- Delinquency (two counts), probation violation
2010- Failure to appear, pretty much another probation violation

That's my list, I will fight you IRL!

2005: Mom caught me sneaking out of bedroom window at 2am
2006: Numerous speeding tickets (16 was a fun year)

I win!

Thuggin'

Yeah I'm a pretty boring person.

I do not condone illegal activity

... Unless it's armed robbery or something cool like that

My dad can beat up your dad

I was just cool and never got caught for any of the more serious shits...

All I gots was a couple of "daytime curfew" violations for skipping school and boring speeding tickets. When I was 18 I got two within an hour of each other!

I once got a ticket for playing music too loud, and when they ran my DL they found I had a warrant for not paying a speeding ticket... So I got to go to jail too!

Good times?

5 years of age, I got caught stealing a Twinkie.
23 years of age, I got a "under the influence in public" charge for driving while coming down off Ecstacy (the cops thought I was fine, but the Sgt. was there and my eyes were saucered, so they busted the charge down anyway). I wiped the charge via diversion.

..other than that, I've never been caught.

Getting caught isn't "bad ass"... it just shows you're an idiot.

:)