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Lron 01-23-2014 06:02 AM

Why do boobs get more attention than Ass?
 
What are you guys, gay?

Ass > Boobs

Neno 01-23-2014 08:11 AM

It is well documented that the love for ass within white society increased 10 fold when white media began to take parts of black culture and use it as selling points for profit. Look at 'hot' white chicks back a few decades. Huge tits NO ass. Sir Mix-a-lot even describes the white man's attitude in his class "baby got back" -- "Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!". Obviously we can draw the conclusion from this passage that the ass was not on the priority list. We do know that tits were a big thing and thanks to some field work, by ZZ Top, legs were also a big thing. Some of the first signs of ass worship would appear on a song by Queen "Fat Bottom Girls", however, this song appeared on album JAZZ which is a style of music closely associated with black people. The release of JAZZ and the references to liking big asses is nothing more the continuous theft of black culture by white people to make money. So in conclusion you are either A) a black man or b) a pawn of the white man's world.

myriverse 01-23-2014 09:03 AM

Seems that appreciation for a big butt is natural across most cultures, except when they start becoming ultra-repressive.

radditsu 01-23-2014 09:28 AM

Ass is where poopoos come from

Peatree 01-23-2014 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lron (Post 1288100)
What are you guys, gay?

Ass > Boobs

Not gay. Gays don't like boobs. However, you did solidify to all of us that you are an idiot with the inquiry. And for that, we thank you.

Laok 01-23-2014 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Neno (Post 1288127)
It is well documented that the love for ass within white society increased 10 fold when white media began to take parts of black culture and use it as selling points for profit. Look at 'hot' white chicks back a few decades. Huge tits NO ass. Sir Mix-a-lot even describes the white man's attitude in his class "baby got back" -- "Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!". Obviously we can draw the conclusion from this passage that the ass was not on the priority list. We do know that tits were a big thing and thanks to some field work, by ZZ Top, legs were also a big thing. Some of the first signs of ass worship would appear on a song by Queen "Fat Bottom Girls", however, this song appeared on album JAZZ which is a style of music closely associated with black people. The release of JAZZ and the references to liking big asses is nothing more the continuous theft of black culture by white people to make money. So in conclusion you are either A) a black man or b) a pawn of the white man's world.

You forget Z Z Top's ode to the hind end, [I]Tush[I].

But there's one good reason boobs>booty...

Poop doesn't come from the breasticles. Boobs provide life giving nourishment to our newborns. Butts provide smelly winds, strange noises, and poop.

Tasslehofp99 01-23-2014 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neno (Post 1288127)
It is well documented that the love for ass within white society increased 10 fold when white media began to take parts of black culture and use it as selling points for profit. Look at 'hot' white chicks back a few decades. Huge tits NO ass. Sir Mix-a-lot even describes the white man's attitude in his class "baby got back" -- "Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!". Obviously we can draw the conclusion from this passage that the ass was not on the priority list. We do know that tits were a big thing and thanks to some field work, by ZZ Top, legs were also a big thing. Some of the first signs of ass worship would appear on a song by Queen "Fat Bottom Girls", however, this song appeared on album JAZZ which is a style of music closely associated with black people. The release of JAZZ and the references to liking big asses is nothing more the continuous theft of black culture by white people to make money. So in conclusion you are either A) a black man or b) a pawn of the white man's world.

damn dude

myriverse 01-23-2014 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radditsu (Post 1288172)
Ass is where poopoos come from

If you've got poopoos on your ass, you're not doing it right.

There's a difference between the ass and the asshole.

Swish 01-23-2014 09:53 AM

Best thread in months.

radditsu 01-23-2014 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myriverse (Post 1288182)
If you've got poopoos on your ass, you're not doing it right.

There's a difference between the ass and the asshole.

I watch the wrong kind of porn then....


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