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Black Jesus 11-01-2012 06:02 PM

Liberalism = Mental Disorder
 
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Liberal policies generally emphasize the need for the government to solve problems.
Looking at government as some 'benevolent creature' is why the fuck every atrocity throughout history has been allowed to happen.

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Abortion
A woman has the right to decide what happens with her body.
Abortion is for bitches too fucking stupid to get a $2 birth control shot. What about the baby's right to lift, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?

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Affirmative Action
Due to prevalent racism in the past, minorities were deprived of the same education and employment opportunities as whites.
Keyphrase there, in the past.

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Death Penalty
The death penalty should be abolished. It is inhumane and is ‘cruel and unusual' punishment.
Sorry but if you torture, molest, and cook little girls, it's not cruel and unusual to shoot you by firing squad.

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Global Warming/Climate Change
Global warming is caused by an increased production of carbon dioxide through the burning of fossil fuels (coal, oil and natural gas).
Global warming is caused by leaving a fucking Ice Age. That's why temperatures were rising before we started using carbon based fuels, and why temperatures have gone down over the past 15 years.

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Gun Control
The Second Amendment does not give citizens the right to keep and bear arms, but only allows for the state to keep a militia (National Guard). Individuals do not need guns for protection; it is the role of local and federal government to protect the people through law enforcement agencies and the military.
When a gaggle of naggets is beating down my door, the first thing I reach for is the telephone so the cops can show up 20 minutes after I'm dead.

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Immigration
Support legal immigration. Support amnesty for those who enter the U.S. illegally (undocumented immigrants). Also believe that undocumented immigrants have a right to:
-- all educational and health benefits that citizens receive (financial aid, welfare, social security and medicaid), regardless of legal status.
You people are fucking nuts. Let's have open border's so Mexico's civil war will further spill over.

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Private Property
Government has the right to use eminent domain (seizure of private property by the government--with compensation to the owner) to accomplish a public end
You have to be joking.

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Religion & Government
Support the separation of church and state.
Contrary to popular belief, the 1st amendment does not say anything about separation of church and state.

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Same-sex Marriage
Marriage is the union of people who love each other. It should be legal for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender individuals, to ensure equal rights for all.
Marriage is a religious institution.

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Social Security
The Social Security system should be protected at all costs.
Bankrupt communist program must be protected while country defaults.

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Taxes
Higher taxes (primarily for the wealthy) and a larger government are necessary to address inequity/injustice in society (government should help the poor and needy using tax dollars from the rich).
Steal my hardearned money to give to brats on welfare smoking crack.

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United Nations (UN)
The UN promotes peace and human rights.
The UN has done the exact opposite in nearly everything it has ever done. It keeps nations in the political and economic shitter so corporations can strip them of their natural resources.

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War on Terror/Terrorism
Global warming, not terrorism, poses the greatest threat to the U.S., according to Democrats in Congress.
I don't even

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Welfare
Support welfare, including long-term welfare. Welfare is a safety net which provides for the needs of the poor.
Shut the fuck up.

Reiker000 11-01-2012 06:05 PM

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You people are fucking nuts
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I don't even
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Shut the fuck up.
Brilliantly structured arguments.

Black Jesus 11-01-2012 06:07 PM

The obvious absurdity of the positions were not worthy of my time to shoot down.

Black Jesus 11-01-2012 06:12 PM

It wasn't meant to be funny, it was to expose the stupidity of liberal positions. It's not a laughing matter, its a tragedy.

Diggles 11-01-2012 06:15 PM

(1:41:37 PM) Punda: instead of this false democracy bu llshit where the peoples vote means nothing
(1:41:45 PM) Punda: just make it mean nothing
(1:42:02 PM) Punda: we dont know whats best for us anyway and neither does the president, hes just one of us
(1:42:10 PM) Punda: get 3 fuckers from europe
(1:42:14 PM) Punda: to dictate our lives
(1:42:20 PM) Punda: council of the wise

Alarti0001 11-01-2012 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Jesus (Post 759232)
The obvious absurdity of the positions were not worthy of my time to shoot down.

Lucky;s new forum account?

Black Jesus 11-01-2012 06:24 PM

I will use the conservative points to illustrate why they are better on these same issues.

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Conservative policies generally emphasize empowerment of the individual to solve problems.
DUh

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Abortion
Human life begins at conception. Abortion is the murder of a human being. An unborn baby, as a living human being, has separate rights from those of the mother. Oppose taxpayer-funded abortion.
DUh

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Affirmative Action
Individuals should be admitted to schools and hired for jobs based on their ability.
DUh

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Death Penalty
The death penalty is a punishment that fits the crime of murder; it is neither ‘cruel' nor ‘unusual.' Executing a murderer is the appropriate punishment for taking an innocent life.
DUh

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Global Warming
Change in global temperature is natural over long periods of time. Science has not shown that humans can affect permanent change to the earth’s temperature. Proposed laws to reduce carbon emissions will do nothing to help the environment and will cause significant price increases for all. Many reputable scientists support this theory.
DUh

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Gun Control
The Second Amendment gives citizens the right to keep and bear arms. Individuals have the right to defend themselves. There are too many gun control laws – additional laws will not lower gun crime rates. Gun control laws do not prevent criminals from obtaining guns.
DUh

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Immigration
Support legal immigration only. Oppose amnesty for those who enter the U.S. illegally (illegal immigrants). Those who break the law by entering the U.S. illegally do not have the same rights as those who obey the law and enter legally.
DUh

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Private Property
Respect ownership and private property rights. Eminent domain (seizure of private property by the government--with compensation to the owner) in most cases is wrong. Eminent domain should not be used for private development.
DUh

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Religion & Government
The phrase “separation of church and state” is not in the Constitution.
DUh (I just said that)

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Same-sex Marriage
Marriage is the union of one man and one woman.
DUh, ty Merriam & Websters definition for thousands of years.

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Social Security
The Social Security system is in serious financial trouble. Major changes to the current system are urgently needed. In its current state, the Social Security system is not financially sustainable. It will collapse if nothing is done to address the problems.
Socialism doesn't work?? DUh

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Taxes
Lower taxes and a smaller government with limited power will improve the standard of living for all. Support lower taxes and a smaller government.
DUh

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United Nations (UN)
The UN has repeatedly failed in its essential mission to promote world peace and human rights. The wars, genocide and human rights abuses taking place in many Human Rights Council member states (and the UN's failure to stop them) prove this point.
DUh

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War on Terror/Terrorism
Terrorism poses one of the greatest threats to the U.S.
Stupid in general, but I can accept this over the global warming bullshit.

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Welfare
Oppose long-term welfare. Opportunities should be provided to make it possible for those in need to become self-reliant.
DUh

Alarti0001 11-01-2012 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Jesus (Post 759245)
I will use the conservative points to illustrate why they are better on these same issues.



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Derp, ty Merriam & Websters definition for thousands of years.



Socialism doesn't work?? Derp


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Stupid in general, but I can accept this over the global warming bullshit.



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FTFY

Also, support your opinion with facts...
In summary, Derp

Alarti0001 11-01-2012 06:45 PM

Also, http://www.merriam-webster.com/info/faq.htm this first merrian & websters dicitonary was in 1847.... hardly thousands of years.

Black Jesus 11-01-2012 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Alarti0001 (Post 759253)
FTFY

Also, support your opinion with facts...
In summary, Derp

The truths are self-evident.


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