My farts smell like coffee
 

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Beans?

nah, imagine like a really old person's coffee breath coming out of an anus. it's kinda like equivalent to that in certain ways and aspects but w/o the stained teeth.

no

How many pots of coffee are you drinking to produce such a fart?

wtheckz? this is rants and FLAMES forums right? i'll tell you what when those suckers come out they sure ain't icy...

You should stop putting coffee grounds in your butt.

Please stop talking non-sense.

coffee enema?

You'd tweak for days.