Vasilyevich
 

Are you and your kids going to join Grindcore on red99? Princess and Yohgurt can heal/port me while I defend Norrath, and I'm sure in the process learn valuable life lessons like:

• Don't talk to stranger
• good touch, bad touch
• Why is that guy black?
• Kissing ass to get ahead
• Everyone dies, even YOU!
• 101 ethnic slurs to use daily
• Uncle Harrison's magic carpet ride
• Punch the fat kid, cause he's really not a person

and other activities!

and also teach them that gnomes are bad