Let's play a game: Who am I?
 

Hints:

1. I haven't played Red99, or any P99 server in 5+ years.
   
   
2. I played the easiest possible PvP class that was 2-3 buttons tops - and my autism made me think I was gucci when no one even remembers who I am apart from possibly 5-10 people.
   
   
3. I pressed the same lure button so many times it mashed the remaining brain capacity I had in to a pulp that resulted in me spending the years of 2015-2020 invested in forum creeping as the only remaining source of happiness I have in life.
   
   
4. I will 100% respond to this thread because I am a sulky, bitter, angry former Red99 player that cannot move on since I never actually achieved anything in game that any average Joe couldn't achieve on a Flowing Black Robe wearing Wizard (IN fact many did, and did it better than this player) resulting in me been completely unfulfilled and stuck like a ghost.

I wont be reading his reply to this post which will boil his blood even more as he spams refresh/checks back hourly for a response = I win.

Kinda a mean post, shouldn't this be under rnf? :p

Are you sure you're in the right forums?

Lol no, but I thought it was actually a game

Sounds a lot like me but not salty had way better items than fatso and never went 2-17 in pvp. Also my satisfaction was running people off the server which I did quite well pops :). Also, 100% fatso is reading this reply.

Joe biden

Could be a lot of people going to need to narrow it down a bit more

Drugs