Do you?
 

Just wonderin

that's a bit personal don't u think

Yes, that's why I made it a viewable poll.

I thought everyone has a bidet

i wish, mais c'est la vie

haven't you heard of wet wipes?

Always have baby wipes~

Moving fluids from one oriface to another is bad. One hole at a time dood.

Honestly, if you have that much man-paste splattered on your ass you're better off taking a shower and an AIDS test.

Godspeed Azeth.

good idea