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Shannacore 09-27-2011 11:53 AM

What the-
 
WHITE POWER MILK

"Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest."


Wtf.

Shannacore 09-27-2011 11:56 AM

Not R&F

Autotune 09-27-2011 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Shannacore (Post 416042)
WHITE POWER MILK

"Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest."


Wtf.

Just ordered me some of that Sarah Milk.

Shannacore 09-27-2011 11:58 AM

I like how you get the bio on each girl. That they're all from a really prestigious family, went to really prestigious schools, etc.

Only $130 for 2oz of gargled milk.

$150 if you'd like video footage!

Shannacore 09-27-2011 12:01 PM

MOD PLS CLEAN THREAD, TRYING TO HAVE A VISAGE-LESS DISCUSSION ABOUT PRESTIGIOUS WOMEN GARGLING MILK

guineapig 09-27-2011 12:05 PM

Some people just can't seem to function properly outside of R&F and should probably stay there.

Shannacore 09-27-2011 12:06 PM

Thx boo.

with that said, which girl would you have gargle your milk, GP?!

xshayla701 09-27-2011 12:07 PM

what. the. fuck. seriously wtf...

"Cassidy offers a soothing milk consistently cool and fresh. There's a trace of something on the verge of blossoming within her mouth that's agreeably mellow. This is a rare time. Untouched, she is supple and attracts collectors seeking something new."

Nalkin would like Cassidy.

guineapig 09-27-2011 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Shannacore (Post 416071)
Thx boo.

with that said, which girl would you have gargle your milk, GP?!

um... my wife?

Shannacore 09-27-2011 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by guineapig (Post 416078)
um... my wife?

That's a pretty good answer.


The thought of drinking anything that someone has already swished around in their mouth makes me kind of nauseous.


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