If I could speak to any of the original dev team
 

I'd want to quiz the guy who drew penises on the druid rings.

He works for NASA now, writing SEX in cloud formations on the GGI globe.

Norrathian Vandal. My question , did he draw the dick with ball hair or not?

I would ask why...

they couldn't spare 1 bit to send party mana totals to eachother.

you can get stuck for no reason on a tree, or pot.

why a breeze in a tunnel sounds like a jet engine on loop

why wizards are useless

Maybe it's the same guy who put a small pile of shit on the ground in West Freeport.

i'd pretend to ask a question and then share some of my favorite personal eq anecdotes.

Don't balance hardcoded mechanics with itemisation.