Originally Posted by Yiblaan (Post 317655) Id Disband my guild for this, but the white guy in that pic isn't my type

Offical Guild Charter

prerequisites: SWAGGGGG & End-game raiding experience from either Everquest Live or other MMORPG. If you don't have this, you're going to have to learn it on the fly. It's a lot harder, but it's do-able. Ultimately if you learn quickly you will be ok but if you don't, we will leave you behind and mock you!

1.) Raid plans and schedule

Hand of Piffen (HoP) is first and foremost a raiding guild. We will try our best to be raiding >9000 times a week.

1a.) Raid Attendance

We show up, then we blow up. Money out the ass, that's gross, makes me throw up.

1b.) Raiding Timezone

ALL OF 'EM. FUCK CLOCKS *****.

1c.) Leaving A Raid Early

Where in the hell you think you got to be at 'sides raiding?

2.) Code of Conduct

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luKaqCjgp_A

2a.) Maturity in HoP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HrJ48zm08

2b.) Cheating and Exploits

HoP don't give no fucks. If we had a trader's satchel full of fucks, none of them would reach the buyer's market at any time in the coming future.

2c.) Disciplinary Action

Fuck the police

3.) Application Process

You gotta be goin' H.A.M. to get noticed. HARDER THEN A MOTHERFUCKER.

4.) Loot rules

I'm tryna get hood rich, *****. Piffen got dibs on the whole stack.

Originally Posted by marke (Post 317713) Offical Guild Charter Forewarning: End-game raiding experience from either Everquest Live or other MMORPG. If you don't have this, you're going to have to learn it on the fly. It's a lot harder, but it's do-able. Ultimately if you learn quickly you will be ok but if you don't, we will leave you behind and mock you! 1.) Raid plans and schedule Hand of Piffen (HoP) is first and foremost a raiding guild. We will try our best to be raiding >9000 times a week. 1a.) Raid Attendance We show up, then we blow up. Money out the ass, that's gross, makes me throw up. 1b.) Raiding Timezone ALL OF 'EM. FUCK CLOCKS *****. 1c.) Leaving A Raid Early Where in the hell you think you got to be at 'sides raiding? 2.) Code of Conduct http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luKaqCjgp_A 2a.) Maturity in BDA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HrJ48zm08 2b.) Cheating and Exploits HoP don't give no fucks. If we had a trader's satchel full of fucks, none of them would reach the buyer's market at any time in the coming future. 2c.) Disciplinary Action Fuck the police 3.) Application Process You gotta be goin' H.A.M. to get noticed. HARDER THEN A MOTHERFUCKER. 4.) Loot rules I'm tryna get hood rich, *****. Piffen got dibs on the whole stack.