Woman punches bear in the face to save dog.
 

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Wow. Just...wow.

THis what you masturbate too in your spare time?

Yeah, my Ex-wife is one tough bitch.

That's kind of badass.

Guess she must be at least level 4 irl. Those black bears are pretty tuff.

I don't know why but this line is particularly hilarious.

Also, bopping a black bear on the nose is pretty standard protocol. On trail we had the saying:
"Black, fight back. Brown, lay down. White, good night."

The irony here is that if you apply this little saying to people color, you sort of reverse it.

"Brown, fight back. White, lay down. Black, good night."