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Forum: Rants and Flames 08-24-2016, 06:23 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,313
Posted By Guybrush
You could buy a brand new Mercedes and set it on...

You could buy a brand new Mercedes and set it on fire and you'd still be coming out ahead
Forum: Rants and Flames 08-24-2016, 06:20 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,313
Posted By Guybrush
Just think of all the money you'll save

Just think of all the money you'll save
Forum: Blue Server Chat 07-30-2016, 11:48 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 8,214
Posted By Guybrush
Think about this: clerics get resurrection...

Think about this: clerics get resurrection contracts which in my experience average about 75p. If the corpse is halfway across the world and the client is impatient, I have to get a port which runs...
Forum: Starting Zone 07-27-2016, 01:08 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 6,965
Posted By Guybrush
I played a cleric for a long time and my advice...

I played a cleric for a long time and my advice is this: you can stretch a netflix window across the entire screen and just leave the health bars showing and no one will notice or care. Makes the...
Forum: Red Rants and Flames 03-30-2015, 11:24 AM
Replies: 1,170
Views: 120,893
Posted By Guybrush
Update: Level 6 now, managed to steal almost a...

Update:
Level 6 now, managed to steal almost a full suit of cloth from decaying skeletons and sharpened up a rusty halberd so I can sometimes kill an even level puma without dying, two if I harm...
Forum: Red Rants and Flames 03-27-2015, 10:57 PM
Replies: 1,170
Views: 120,893
Posted By Guybrush
The story so far: During glorious battle...

The story so far:

During glorious battle with a fire beetle, I am attacked by some ne'er-do-well, no doubt turning to banditry in order to feed his skanky wife and fetal alcohol babies. I don't...
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-23-2015, 05:17 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 12,309
Posted By Guybrush
Please don't start semantic arguments with me, I...

Please don't start semantic arguments with me, I won't be able to resist!
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-23-2015, 04:55 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 12,309
Posted By Guybrush
It's pretty surprising to me how many people who...

It's pretty surprising to me how many people who I assume have been using the internet for several years STILL can't read sarcasm
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-22-2015, 09:33 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 12,309
Posted By Guybrush
It's foreigners like you that have ruined your...

It's foreigners like you that have ruined your own lands! You'll not ruin mine!!
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-21-2015, 11:53 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 12,309
Posted By Guybrush
I'm sick of all these losers from Faydwer with...

I'm sick of all these losers from Faydwer with their gay ass pointy ears and limp wrists marching over to MY Commonlands and selling their cheap foreign junk. Then they complain that there's not...
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-21-2015, 11:33 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 12,309
Posted By Guybrush
Got dang foreigners better get the HECK outta my...

Got dang foreigners better get the HECK outta my Norrath afore I bear arms all over the place in here! Yeeehaw!!
Forum: Red Rants and Flames 03-19-2015, 05:48 PM
Replies: 1,170
Views: 120,893
Posted By Guybrush
I heard that Zuranthium played on red and was...

I heard that Zuranthium played on red and was going to play there just for the chance to slay a true certified expert and guru of Everquest, but then I found out that if you kill him he just tells...
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-14-2015, 02:30 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 14,434
Posted By Guybrush
Hmmm, I seem to remember a certain half elf...

Hmmm, I seem to remember a certain half elf warrior who got all the loot in taken.
I guess that prophet has been lost to us however...
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-13-2015, 11:22 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,100
Posted By Guybrush
I don't think that kind of behavior would be...

I don't think that kind of behavior would be appropriate to showcase in a video about Faydark's Champions. We're role models and Kelethin has enough problems without half of our young men falling to...
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-12-2015, 11:43 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,100
Posted By Guybrush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGIuG7bC92k&featur...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGIuG7bC92k&feature=youtu.be

It'll be hard to keep motivated now that I've won Everquest, but I'll do my best!~
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-12-2015, 09:58 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,100
Posted By Guybrush
I'm on it!!

I'm on it!!
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-12-2015, 09:03 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,100
Posted By Guybrush
Please keep the guff, snark and lip to a minimum...

Please keep the guff, snark and lip to a minimum folks, you're speaking to a retired priest of the church of Brell here!
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-12-2015, 09:02 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,100
Posted By Guybrush
Hmm, no but I will be casting endure fire and...

Hmm, no but I will be casting endure fire and skin like wood for donations. PST to Guarth in game.
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-12-2015, 07:55 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,100
Posted By Guybrush
Attention denizens of Norrath!

After several years of covering every part of my screen except the health bars and spell gems with a netflix window, I, Grundwald "Grumpy" Gunderson: Master Cleric have decided to hang up my keg...
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 03:38 PM
Replies: 6,974
Views: 1,591,618
Posted By Guybrush
ty ty I am 24

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ty I am 24
Forum: Off Topic 10-12-2014, 02:42 AM
Replies: 6,974
Views: 1,591,618
Posted By Guybrush
Here it is, the moment the everquest community...

Here it is, the moment the everquest community has been waiting for since the dawn of the millennium. The face behind the famous Grundwald "Grumpy" Gunderson... You're welcome.
...
Forum: Rants and Flames 03-21-2014, 10:13 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 19,536
Posted By Guybrush
I'm not going to crack any jokes about such a...

I'm not going to crack any jokes about such a serious situation, this guy really got a bum deal. I know the victims are probably pretty embareassed about the hole thing since they're the butt of a...
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-14-2014, 01:46 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,003
Posted By Guybrush
The only way that I can think of elf being a good...

The only way that I can think of elf being a good choice is if you're an exceptionally frail girl IRL and want your character to reflect that about you
Forum: Blue Server Chat 03-14-2014, 12:43 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,003
Posted By Guybrush
Yeah, why don't I cut my balls off and fill the...

Yeah, why don't I cut my balls off and fill the bleeding hole with tampons while I'm at it?
Forum: Rants and Flames 03-13-2014, 12:13 PM
Replies: 256
Views: 59,913
Posted By Guybrush
Did TMO break fear yet?

Did TMO break fear yet?
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