And so Sayeth the Retard God
Witness me all ye who dare
stomach the sight of dolphin masturbating into a dead fish.
The time of Reckoning is soon at hand.
All those bearing the Holy Titles shall be lifted up from the Ashes of the Forums
and be delivered to a large padded room filled with soft toys and round edges.
Those others, who may not mock me
and yet do not openly support
Cannot be promised the same absolution.
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