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Old 06-03-2018, 06:22 PM
Sguchi Sguchi is offline
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Join Date: Mar 2018
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I have not seen such positive and actually entertaining posts here in years. I think I will actually reinstall and play again when I had thought only a wipe could get me interested again.

TLDR keep up the good work or in P99 speak pras
Hail! What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you already ruined your own lands and you'll not ruin mine? I'll have you know I raided top of my class in classic and many highly accredited emulated servers, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Brads Boys, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in sneak pulling and have the top k/d ratio in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision and a framerate the likes of which has never been seen before on Norrath, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that foul chatter to me over the Internet? Think again, young adventurer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your eq career. You're on permanent corpse run from here on out, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plugging zonehugging lawyerquest buttface off the face of the face of the continent, you little trollface. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept your cute jokes in the plane of mischief. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you kos idiot. I will roleplay fury all over you and your filthy dwarf cronies will drown in it. You're eq career is over, kiddo.