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Old 02-16-2017, 06:18 PM
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Brut figure out problem. Dumb fat ogre youth run off jungle unclothed and ugly, clearly is squishy and gets slaughtered by lizardmen as such. Guildmaster only provide dumb flimsy skin tunics stained in mud. Brut find gud beef face test subject, smells horrible tho, and has some sort of rat problem. Mayhap super rat.
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Em learned how to smith cuz ate many dorfs. Technique easiest, smash rocks n water bottles together until armer come out of stove thing.
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Much better! Shamakazi looks like ready to take on world. Em painted big skull in front warn everyone of terrible odor, steer clear if value nostrils.
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Fat Shamakazi went on to battle armor rat, here background music to listen while admires picture of hectic battle that unfolded.
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Great success! Brut plan work as intended, young ogre death rate plummet immediate most.
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But wat dis? Fattest Shamakazi immediately get drunk with power. Dumbest!
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Brut no options now, dumbest Shamakazi gone out of control, Brut has to put stop to this before goes too far. Is like old Yeller but fat and dumb instead of old.
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Tragic most. Mayhap lesson to learn from all dis. Brut not surest wat is. Shamakazi ded but is no great loss.
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