We will blame you for everything.
Hey there, are you looking for a very casual guild with a raid wing, no strict requirements, a total democracy, guild meetings every week, private forums, screenshot uploads, and voice chat?
Well you've come to the wrong motherfucking guild.
We don't do any of that carebear hippy shit. You want to join our guild? Too bad. If you're reading this thread in hopes of joining, chances are you won't get in. We're casually hardcore, we have strict requirements, we're as democratic as China and we never have guild meetings. We only have a thread and Screenshots is a sub-forum filled with naked women and funny/strange/random pictures. Voice chat is for pussies.
So why bother with a thread? Just so you know what you're dealing with.
The Black Hand is forum guild. Most of our members are grizzled EQ veterans with visages which the like would cause your mothers saggy chewed up nipples to produce sour goat cheese.
We have no real long term plans or goals other than the need to conquer shit and display our superior skills to the rest of you murkdwellers.
We're the best, around, and nothing's ever gonna keep us down.
If you have any complaints, don't bother looking for an Officer because chances are we don't care.