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I play sports 5-15 hours a week. I watch sports maybe 0.5 hours a week. That makes my sports watched-to-played ratio somewhere between 1:10 and 1:30.

I also play the piano like an old holocaust Jew and am a pretty good rock/funk player on the electric guitar.

I'm an excellent chef and have a way with both animals and people.

These points of pride from my life should help to enrich your forumquest experience. Thanks for listening.