P99 Conspiracy Theory: Derubael is Gotrocks

[Lune]

; Staff infiltrated by reptilians.

It all starts on June 30th, 2013. Trooper Frogzin is killing newbs in LOIO. One part of this thread was the notion that Trooper Frogzin was doing "God's work":

Originally Posted by Ephirith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Trooper Frogzin doing Gods work

To which Gotrocks replied:

Originally Posted by Gotrocks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Our guards are the best guards, and I'm glad they're slaughtering you soft skins at our gates [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I've never seen one of you walking through the streets of my city, and i'd like to keep it that way!

Note the use of the wink "[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]" and the phrase "I'm glad they're slaughtering you soft skins at our gates".

Fast forward to July 5th, 2013. Trooper Frogzin is killing newbz again. Gotrocks makes the following post:

Originally Posted by Gotrocks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

frogzin still doing gods work keeping soft skins out of omen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Basically the same type of post, in the same type of thread. Note the use of the "[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]" emote, "keeping the soft skins out", and the use of the phrase "God's work"

Now we move forward a year, to August 28th, 2014. Gotrocks stopped posting in early November, 2013 (roughly November 3rd). Derubael's join date is August 29th, 2013. Trooper Frogzin is killing newbs yet again. It's basically the same thread. But instead of Gotrocks, we get Derubael, making the same post a third time:

Originally Posted by Derubael [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Check the LOIO/FV zoneline. I think he is one of the Iksar Troopers doing god's work slaying infidels entering the Iksar Empire.

Edit: it's a bug, but it makes for great "lore" created on the fly. For us Iksars, anyway [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Notice the "[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]". "Slaying the infidels entering the Iksar Empire" = "Slaughtering the soft skins at our gates", and of course, the idea of softskin murder being "God's work".

Both of them love iksars. Both of them played on red. Both are awesome, helpful members of the community. Deru knocked down the troopers

I rest my case.

[arsenalpow]

not a conspiracy, confirmed fact

[Bazia]

Damn I liked gotgnomes on red but he was a total nonfactor that I don't think made it past level 40.

Why can't there ever be longterm experienced players as staff.

[Tann]

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Derurox

Told gotrocks last I saw him on that dr drew thread he did last year was going places until it got nuked (or so I thought it did)

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[Tann]

Originally Posted by Sirlious [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

FTFY

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[Sidelle]

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[Tasslehofp99]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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lol is that a really big lizard or a really small rocking chair?