The story of an usurper

[k2summit]

Your assignment today class is a brief synopsis of the migraine inducing wall of text posted above. It is due by noon EST.

[contemptor]

The funniest part of the thread is the usurp comments

[Noone]

[Tue Jun 30 16:44:20 2015] You tell your party, 'burger i should have mentioned, once we get to camp and kill this king, the loot is going to be between throndor doktr kagey and i cause we have been working at this for quite a while before adding the 5th and 6th is that cool'

Did u just want the loot, thats why u are a KSer, at least roll with all the guys are helping u to do that shit

[Noone]

[Tue Jun 30 17:26:25 2015] Kagey tells the group, 'Incomming <<{{ myconid spore king }}>> Multi for more'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:25 2015] Doktr tells the group, '50m'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:32 2015] You tell your party, 'flawless bro'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:38 2015] Kagey tells the group, 'yeah man'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:41 2015] Throndor tells the group, 'soi is going to train so be careful'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:44 2015] You tell your party, 'duelist on'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:44 2015] Throndor tells the group, 'burn that king down'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:46 2015] Throndor tells the group, 'with all you got'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:52 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'Incoming COMPLETE Heal on < Kagey > !'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:56 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'Torpor Healing > Kagey <'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:57 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'Torpor Healing > Kagey <'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:57 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'Torpor Healing > Kagey <'
[Tue Jun 30 17:26:58 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'Torpor Healing > Kagey <'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:02 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'stand up'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:11 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'Divine Light ( 880 - 910 hp ) on < Throndor > !'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:12 2015] You tell your party, 'most epic king kill to date?'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:17 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'your fking pet dispelled malo'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:17 2015] Kagey tells the group, 'ouch'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:18 2015] Kagey tells the group, 'root pet'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:21 2015] Kagey tells the group, 'pet'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:27 2015] You tell your party, 'shammy tankkkkkkk'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:27 2015] You tell your party, 'shammy tankkkkkkk'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:27 2015] You tell your party, 'shammy tankkkkkkk'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:30 2015] You tell your party, 'jeaaaaaa'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:32 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'Casting Remedy ( 483 hp ) on < Emjaye > !'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:37 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'Divine Light ( 880 - 910 hp ) on < Emjaye > !'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:39 2015] You tell your party, 'doktr HEALL'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:40 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'Torpor Healing > myconid spore king <'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:40 2015] You tell your party, 'doktr HEALL'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:44 2015] You tell your party, 'root that thing'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:44 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'Divine Light ( 880 - 910 hp ) on < Doktr > !'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:47 2015] You tell your party, 'root it'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:54 2015] You tell your party, 'now keep kagey up'
[Tue Jun 30 17:27:54 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'Incoming COMPLETE Heal on < Kagey > !'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:09 2015] You tell your party, 'max push'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:11 2015] Doktr tells the group, '10m'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:21 2015] You tell your party, 'hate being a halfling jesus hahah'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:22 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'camp?'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:25 2015] You tell your party, 'nah'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:33 2015] You tell your party, 'REZ'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:34 2015] You tell your party, 'REZ'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:35 2015] You tell your party, 'REZ'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:35 2015] You tell your party, 'REZ'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:35 2015] You tell your party, 'REZ'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:55 2015] Throndor tells the group, 'keep kag healed'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:55 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'Casting Remedy ( 483 hp ) on < Kagey > !'
[Tue Jun 30 17:28:56 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'Divine Light ( 880 - 910 hp ) on < Kagey > !'
[Tue Jun 30 17:29:14 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'Casting Remedy ( 483 hp ) on < Kagey > !'
[Tue Jun 30 17:29:14 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'oom'
[Tue Jun 30 17:29:28 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'Casting Remedy ( 483 hp ) on < Doktr > !'
[Tue Jun 30 17:29:34 2015] Doktr tells the group, 'wow'
[Tue Jun 30 17:29:42 2015] Kagey tells the group, 'omg'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:01 2015] Kagey tells the group, 'how did we lose htat'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:01 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'lol'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:01 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'well lets see'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:01 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'i malo'd it'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:01 2015] Emjaye tells the group, 'then the pet dispelled malo instantly'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:04 2015] You tell your party, 'OMG hahahahahahaha'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:07 2015] You tell your party, 'i died right before zone out'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:10 2015] You tell your party, 'YOU KNOW HE HAS DAT FUNGI'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:12 2015] You tell your party, 'YOU KNOW HE HAS DAT FUNGI'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:13 2015] You tell your party, 'YOU KNOW HE HAS DAT FUNGI'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:13 2015] You tell your party, 'YOU KNOW HE HAS DAT FUNGI'
[Tue Jun 30 17:30:27 2015] Kagey tells the group, 'i cant beleive we died'

There is the Wipe i say on my first post and when u pulled it on screenshot, well think im not lying

[Ersuvus]

Thanks Soila, now sset kicked me out of haggard krew and I'm forced to join BDA scum of earth

[Ersuvus]

TLDR

I joined King group

He failed to pull PH 4 times and died.

Got PH killed and King spawned.

Reformed around him cause he failed to pull and wiped us.

Got my maine Kagey to pull dat mofo, we had him @ 40% when first train hits us.

I run a shit ton of mobs on them to counter train as my team dies.

Rinse Repeat for 4 hours

[Ersuvus]

Usurp 101 - p99 Rule Lawyer Extraordinaire

[koryu]

Originally Posted by nhdjoseywales [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i thought for sure this was a thread about Robert Baratheon

[bktroost]

Originally Posted by Ersuvus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thanks Soila, now sset kicked me out of haggard krew and I'm forced to join BDA scum of earth

Wait, BDA saw this thread and invited you to represent them?

[arsenalpow]

Originally Posted by bktroost [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Wait, BDA saw this thread and invited you to represent them?

Not tagged with us, I do see an application request though, although listing your previous guilds as Dolj and HK coupled with talking about blatant training in RnF, it doesn't look promising.