We Crootin'

[Filthy_Pagan]

Go cower and do your sun salutations and stimulate your prostate chakra, peasant.

You are not worthy of the SORP

[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Go cower and do your sun salutations and stimulate your prostate chakra, peasant.

You are not worthy of the SORP

The masses heave before me like the ebbing tide of a sullied sea.

In terror and delight you behold my Radiant Form. Desperately you feed off of the allowance I grant. But you balk before me, for I am the One. I am the Ronin who wields the Sword of Verbs. You are the 7 Samurai, deluded by numbers and vapid titles.

When the reckoning comes, all ye that walk the Path of Falsehood shall know Despair and Justice. For Light cares not what secrets it reveals when it chooses to shine in the darkest basement.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The masses heave before me like the ebbing tide of a sullied sea.

because youre fat

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In terror and delight you behold my Radiant Form.

moon fat reflecting the suns light

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Desperately you feed off of the allowance I grant. But you balk before me, for I am the One.

yeah, the fat one

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I am the Ronin who wields the Sword of Verbs.

so bad with it no one wants you to be their retainer

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are the 7 Samurai, deluded by numbers and vapid titles.

we're the heroes the small village of elfsim forum needs

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

When the reckoning comes, all ye that walk the Path of Falsehood shall know Despair and Justice. For Light cares not what secrets it reveals when it chooses to shine in the darkest basement.

yes you will

[Filthy_Pagan]

i hope you have obamacare, the burn unit is expensive

[Pokesan]

We are the rocks of the eternal shore. Crash against us and be broken.

[Pokesan]

I grudgingly accept the power of FKP Veto, it is necessary to maintain the security and prosperity of our Society.

May the Shadow of Cincinnatus ever haunt my steps.

[Cecily]

Well thanks for having me, but Big Japan's worst combination of autism and high self esteem imaginable isn't something I'd like to be associated with. 1 starring thread.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

How's this?

[Filthy_Pagan]

Originally Posted by KagatobLuvsAnimu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How's this?

Welcome, brother. You have ascended and now carry the mantle of Senior Rational Extremist, Society of Retarded Posters, Grandmaster haberdasher, Wielder of the server's only geerlock automated shoehorn. Bask in the glory of your new position among the ranks of SoRP. May your threads bring radiant rational thought and perfectly applied footwear to the plebeian masses for a thousand years to come!


PRAS SoRP!

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by KagatobLuvsAnimu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How's this?

All hail honorable Senior Rational Extemist, Grandmaster Handerdasher, Wielder of the server's only gearlock automated shoehorn! The Society welcomes you, your zealous embrace of rational thought and your shoehorning prowess.