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Old 05-25-2013, 09:20 PM
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Post bandaid on my penis

well not so much of a bandaid as a cotton swab saran wrapped around my scrotom. i was trimming the area with a rusty scissors for the next time i have sex (never hopefully) and i sliced into the flesh causing notable bleeding. anyways this has completely ruined my plans to install lawn gnomes in my garden this weekend

please share ur stories of pubic hair removal
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Old 05-25-2013, 09:35 PM
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one drunken night i was a lil careless wit the zipper didnt realize teh next day til blood stained boxers and a gash on my penis. it started growing a blister thing so i popped it and it came back and then it was a staph infection and thy were gonna amputate but i was like naw naw and then it went away
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Old 05-25-2013, 09:56 PM
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A relevant FB post from one of my friends I had to comment on.
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Old 05-25-2013, 10:11 PM
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Some of the final treatments of laser hair removal were the most painful. Ive had my whole bikini area done.. and they really blast the shit out of you.. red bumps all over for a week.. ouch ouch ouch.
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Old 05-25-2013, 10:52 PM
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Old 05-25-2013, 10:54 PM
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Some of the final treatments of laser hair removal were the most painful. Ive had my whole bikini area done.. and they really blast the shit out of you.. red bumps all over for a week.. ouch ouch ouch.
Lol is that permanent? Seems extreme!
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Old 05-25-2013, 10:57 PM
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my dick got shot off in the war
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Old 05-25-2013, 10:57 PM
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Old 05-25-2013, 10:58 PM
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my dick got shot off in the war
Pretty sure hitler had one of his nuts shot off, could just be making that up though.
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Old 05-25-2013, 11:02 PM
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its memorial day weekend

send me weed in mail as reparations
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