Tragedy of fat Aksel

[Brut]

Brut average day in Feerrott, Morpa go on somethin bout muffins and give Brut crate.
But nevermind dat, Brut suddenly hear sound of something ugly and dumb outside...
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Was fattest dumbest Aksel, aspiring young Greenblood shaman, Club* fresh in fat hand.
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Brut go and give fat Aksel some words of encouragement.
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Aksel seems very confident in self. Brut likes fat Aksel already, has pretty gud face too, shows much promise.
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Brut tell dumbest to stop snacking on jungle wildlife and sends Aksel on productive quest to rid lizard camp dat move in close to Oggok. Aksel fattest and dumbest, lizards small and skinny. Clearly Aksel can defeat lizards just finest. Springs into action without hesitation.
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Mayhap Aksel bit greedy with number of lizards, but is no gud at math. Shud be just fine.
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Oh no. Aksel not as beef as Brut suspected, is ends up slain by lizard troops. Aksel falls over fat body dead before hits ground. Jungle adventure big mistake.
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Tragic most. But mayhap inevitable, Brut suspected as much soon as saw Aksel.
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Brut construct grave in memory of fat Aksel, is surest tis wat Aksel wanted written in tombstone. Never forget Aksel. /mourn
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Sadly landslide make grave fall into river, Aksel memory lost forever. Gud riddance.
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Wut stinkin elfs learn from all this? Probably nothin.