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Old 01-23-2014, 06:02 AM
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What are you guys, gay?

Ass > Boobs
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Old 01-23-2014, 08:11 AM
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It is well documented that the love for ass within white society increased 10 fold when white media began to take parts of black culture and use it as selling points for profit. Look at 'hot' white chicks back a few decades. Huge tits NO ass. Sir Mix-a-lot even describes the white man's attitude in his class "baby got back" -- "Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!". Obviously we can draw the conclusion from this passage that the ass was not on the priority list. We do know that tits were a big thing and thanks to some field work, by ZZ Top, legs were also a big thing. Some of the first signs of ass worship would appear on a song by Queen "Fat Bottom Girls", however, this song appeared on album JAZZ which is a style of music closely associated with black people. The release of JAZZ and the references to liking big asses is nothing more the continuous theft of black culture by white people to make money. So in conclusion you are either A) a black man or b) a pawn of the white man's world.
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:03 AM
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Seems that appreciation for a big butt is natural across most cultures, except when they start becoming ultra-repressive.
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:28 AM
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Ass is where poopoos come from
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:31 AM
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What are you guys, gay?

Ass > Boobs
Not gay. Gays don't like boobs. However, you did solidify to all of us that you are an idiot with the inquiry. And for that, we thank you.
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:32 AM
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It is well documented that the love for ass within white society increased 10 fold when white media began to take parts of black culture and use it as selling points for profit. Look at 'hot' white chicks back a few decades. Huge tits NO ass. Sir Mix-a-lot even describes the white man's attitude in his class "baby got back" -- "Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!". Obviously we can draw the conclusion from this passage that the ass was not on the priority list. We do know that tits were a big thing and thanks to some field work, by ZZ Top, legs were also a big thing. Some of the first signs of ass worship would appear on a song by Queen "Fat Bottom Girls", however, this song appeared on album JAZZ which is a style of music closely associated with black people. The release of JAZZ and the references to liking big asses is nothing more the continuous theft of black culture by white people to make money. So in conclusion you are either A) a black man or b) a pawn of the white man's world.
You forget Z Z Top's ode to the hind end, [I]Tush[I].

But there's one good reason boobs>booty...

Poop doesn't come from the breasticles. Boobs provide life giving nourishment to our newborns. Butts provide smelly winds, strange noises, and poop.
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:32 AM
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It is well documented that the love for ass within white society increased 10 fold when white media began to take parts of black culture and use it as selling points for profit. Look at 'hot' white chicks back a few decades. Huge tits NO ass. Sir Mix-a-lot even describes the white man's attitude in his class "baby got back" -- "Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!". Obviously we can draw the conclusion from this passage that the ass was not on the priority list. We do know that tits were a big thing and thanks to some field work, by ZZ Top, legs were also a big thing. Some of the first signs of ass worship would appear on a song by Queen "Fat Bottom Girls", however, this song appeared on album JAZZ which is a style of music closely associated with black people. The release of JAZZ and the references to liking big asses is nothing more the continuous theft of black culture by white people to make money. So in conclusion you are either A) a black man or b) a pawn of the white man's world.
damn dude
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:39 AM
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Ass is where poopoos come from
If you've got poopoos on your ass, you're not doing it right.

There's a difference between the ass and the asshole.
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:53 AM
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Best thread in months.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:18 AM
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If you've got poopoos on your ass, you're not doing it right.

There's a difference between the ass and the asshole.
I watch the wrong kind of porn then....
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