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Old 04-19-2017, 08:49 AM
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Yo mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon. That's yo mama!"
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Old 04-26-2017, 05:56 AM
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your moms so fat, its just sad.
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Old 04-26-2017, 09:53 AM
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Your mom & I are taking away your Everquest for a whole month because of all your bad jokes. Now to get back to banging your mom so hard that even the neighbors will need a cigarette.
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Old 04-27-2017, 02:04 AM
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In case I don't see ya here, I'll see ya, hear.
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Old 05-01-2017, 03:27 PM
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your mom is so bad at eq and life that she confused cobalt greaves with cobalt gauntlets, then made a backfire thread about it
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Old 05-02-2017, 04:52 AM
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Barrens chat or BDA guild forum -- which category does this thread fall under?

I'm derailing it for its own good.
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Old 05-02-2017, 08:49 AM
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Swish momma so ugly even bob the builder cant fix it
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Old 05-02-2017, 08:50 AM
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Swishs momma teeth so yellow when she smile traffic slows down
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Old 05-02-2017, 08:50 AM
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Swish momma so stupid she put a piece of paper on the tv and said she watching paper view
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Old 05-02-2017, 11:18 AM
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Yo mama's so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.

Yo mama's so fat she sweats Crisco.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up.

Yo mama's so fat, when I saw her on tv, I changed the channel and could still see her ass sticking out.
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