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Old 11-05-2009, 06:51 PM
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orly? MARCO!
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:52 PM
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rofl, dam in all my online gaming and emu server playing, I must admit I don't think I've laughed so much on forums and posted so much in my life. Wenai, ur as mad as both of us !
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:53 PM
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rofl, dam in all my online gaming and emu server playing, I must admit I don't think I've laughed so much on forums and posted so much in my life. Wenai, ur as mad as both of us !
Patron! I am as heated as a fire giant's belly in the middle of of the sun within the plains of Karana! Not a spot of shade to be found! For your complete lack of respect I challenge you to a duel! You shall fall to the fate that my bronze long sword has chosen for you mere mortal!
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:55 PM
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Are you certain patron? When drinking from my stein, it is like procreating with a beautiful elven princess!
Drunken and belligerant, Goobles climbs to the top of the table and proclaims,
"Elvish femmes are whores! I've no patience for the likes, as they are too tall, and their skin is too fine. Beneath their beauty lies an intention of deceit. Do not let them tempt you, fri---" .
His proclamation is cut short as he loses his balance and falls off the table top.
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:02 PM
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I resent your statement! Elvish lassies are the finest of fine! For if you, I or any other male across the land of Norrath would jump at the chance to lay a lovely elf! I demand you retract your statement this moment!
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:07 PM
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Rising to meet his aggressor, Goobles takes on a defensive stance while still stumbling about.
"You hear, lissen,"Goobles mumbles incoherently,"I will have no partake in such debauchery and your likes! Jes because you like dem sirens, dosn't mean I have to. How dayre you impose your beliefs on me, good sir! I demand that you stand down at once!"
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:13 PM
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Now now boys thier is no need for blood shed, how about a round on me.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:00 PM
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Tumpy Tonics all around!
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:05 PM
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Wenai hurls the Tumpy Tonic into the wall of the tavern and stand up nose to nose with Greldor. "How dare you be so naive simple patron? I have no interest in an offer put forth by the likes of you!" Wenai pours a glass of Blackburrow's finest stout.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:14 PM
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In the corner, a lonely masterful druid eyes up the ongoings of the tavern, although his initial though is to keep himself to himself, there is something inside him that see's into the heart of this stout drinker and continues to monitor his presence.......
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