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me n tiki (reiker), coolest dreams ever
karstenomg: ready for the worst but also sorta funniest dream ever?
tiki: MY HUMPS MY HUMPS MY HUMPS tiki: in my dream tiki: I was having a MFF with some highschool girls tiki: and God told me it was because I was such a great guy in my past life tiki: no lie tiki: what about yours karstenomg: i had a dream where i was fucking a girl and all of the sudden her eyes glowed red and she reached down and ripped one of my balls off tiki: nice karstenomg: and then i looked at her, looked at my balls, and then i made myself grow a new ball in karstenomg: in place of the one she ripped off karstenomg: and she was like "holy shit" karstenomg: i kid you not i dreamt that last night tiki: our dreams were similar but mine was better imo tiki: I remember vividly I came in this chicks pussy and the other started eating her out karstenomg: god bless you tiki: oh yeah tiki: and then tiki: I really had to take a shit tiki: and I looked all over and there was no men's bathroom tiki: and I was like fuck this I'm going in the women's tiki: and there was like 20 chicks in there tiki: they're all "you can't shit in here" karstenomg: dreams are awesome
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I would give up one of my testicles knowing it would never grow back to get Tiki back on the server on a regular basis. He was a great man and a great influence. Long live Tiki!!
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those are some pretty badass dreams you all have had there.
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Don't know how many of yall use gmail (its awesome) but it has a chat feature, and you can do group chat. Well 3 of my friends and I all have desk jobs so we gmail chat in between phone calls and shit. all kinds of crazy convos. here is one on dreams =) oh ya, for clarity, "Gay" is the nickname i gave my buddy. oh my god and i forgot about the tranny convo, omg omg omg...hehe
me: i dreamed that i was racing the mustang this morning Gay: Could you shift it? me: ya i was badass and my team driver was will ferrall 1:48 PM Gay: hahahahahaaha me: we were doing 140mph most of the time Gay: Did he shake and bake you?? me: he mostly just talked Gay: I hate trying to call people between 12-1 1:49 PM me: and hit on the female driver we were competing with we were gonna lose because of him but i woke up Gay: wow Sarah: yeah..whoa me: ya we were doing all badass passing people and dopdging wrecks 1:50 PM and one point there was this crazy wreck and we drove under a car all fast as it fliped over above us 1:51 PM then we cuaght up with the leader, and it was that hot chick that drives profesonally forget her name 1:52 PM but when we got next to her will just wanted to stay and talk to her instead of passing her Sarah: okay i dont believethis that you really dreamt all this Gay: Danica Patrick me: and then she pulled some BS on will about how she couldnt go any faster and will was like we shouldnt either and i was like fuck that dude but thats about right where i woke up 1:53 PM sarah dont be jeslous my dreams are awesome Sarah: i am Keaton im jealous cause you're dreamin bout Danika Patrick 1:54 PM Gay: agreed 1:56 PM me: in the dream before that one i was driving my Z34 Gay: wow me: i dream about my old cars alot 1:57 PM usually the dream is not solely about the car, but they usually always show up 1:58 PM like there was ALOT more to the mustang dream, but all i can remeber now is the last part of it where we were ine the race before that i kinda remeber some stuff but it wasnt anywhere as cool as that part 2:00 PM Gay: ANd now you will remember it because you let others know about it 2:01 PM Sarah: hmmm...maybe the cars represent different part/phases of you life and the journey that you are on me: nah it was probably b/c i was gonna drive it this morning if i went to work but i didnt Sarah: yeah..probably so me: so i dreamed about driving it instead 2:02 PM Gay: And a mustang because you were thinking about brokeback mountain and other gay stuff Sarah: bahhaaa Gay: like horses me: ... Gay: and Heath Ledger I knew it me: or b/c there is a red 88 mustang in my driveway 2:03 PM go watch your tranny porn ben Gay: Yeah, church it up Keaton. And I borrowed that from you Are you saying I can have it now?? me: borrowed what from me? Ladybois 8? 2:04 PM no you cant have it Gay: The tranny porn. Said it was must see for the storyline or something Sarah: transexual porn? 2:05 PM what is that really? wait..whats a transexual? 2:08 PM me: http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.ph...28618dbc998a0a bah 2:09 PM was hoping it would show the video picture like it does for youtube links Sarah: i cant see it anyways..im at work its blocked me: ya i know, that why i was hoping for the picture 2:10 PM Gay: I have no desire to see that pic after having a discussion about tranny porn 2:11 PM A Tranny is someone who changes their sex by either operation or dressing up/makeup 2:12 PM Sarah: so...if a girl become a guy..and a guy becomes a girl...and they make porn...is that considered tranny porn? 2:14 PM me: hmm i guess Gay: Like... wait... That's a good question... Cause Trannies are gay... me: ya kinda has me stumped lol 2:15 PM Sarah: im just makin conversation....i really dont care about the answer Gay: And that would be the weirdest straight relationship on the planet me: well trannys in general confuse me but ya 2:17 PM Gay: I think they are pretty confused themselves me: LOL 2:19 PM Sarah has left
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