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Beastagoog's Emporium: Enquire Within
Hi Red99,
My name is Beastagor, aka Beastagoog in trading name. I bring to you today offerings I offer my closest friends on Red99 however feel it is now the right time to offer these services to my fellow server players. But firstly an introduction to server as a credibility check: I started playing EQ back in 1999 and have never stopped; I was a well known PvPer on both TZ/SZ. While my friends slayed bitches IRL I slayed bitched in Norrath. My mother often worries about my health but been a professional full-time gamer I consider myself a healthy 250 pounds. I am yet to move out of my uncles home due to my gaming career not taking off as planned. I am now 31 years old have no GED and barely and friends IRL, nor have I touched the thighs of a women, let alone seen a vagina IRL. As you can tell I am highly credited for the services I bring you: My first one is a subscription based service called NavNorrath, I have this gps like device running at all times to locate the easiest of targets in zones, and also allows me to see when threats are incoming and I can make a tactful retreat to a zoneline. You simply press M and it shows a map that other players don't have including players location! It's great! Before NavNorrath: [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] After NavNorrath: [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] For a simple low cost of 2.99pizzas per month you can have this; I will run your packsniffer thru my linux server thus allowing you to feel like a champion. Don't worry I am pro at this. --- I have 6 of these following cards for sale: I use them allot personally but willing to let some go for the right pizza amounts: [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] All of my fellow guildies hold one of these especially that Sektorz guy he almost brought me out at one point lucky I can get these in stock easily: [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Please help me get my life back on track as I am worried I won't have anything substantial in life other then a good r99pvp.com score. I found out recently that when I went for a position as a clerk at petroleum store my K[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] ratio didnt impress the manager. Kind regards, Beastagoog p.s. my guild endorses and uses above services and they are the #1 pve guild on the server. Can refer to officers and such for personal references. Just remember pals: I am pro at this. | ||
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lol beastagor has reached a new level of rustlequest, pras
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delivery was funny but when you really think about it this post is horribly pathetic and i bet you were actually crying in real life as you wrote this
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lol it is actually funny.
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lol this is funny
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God this is pathetic. Look at your life dude
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