Secrets of Everquest DISCLOSED

[Secrets]

do not disclose me

[canaabyte]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Norrath is actually a post-apocalyptic Terra. Haleys comet crashes into Terra and a bunch of nukes get fired off in the process. This alters the face of the earth. Humans are warped by nuclear, cosmic, and spiritual radiation.

History is lost. We lose the ability to communicate long distances. Everything is forgotten and eventually from the ashes is born myriad new cultures. Some entities have gathered enough nuclear/cosmic/spiritual radiation to become "Gods" in their own right.

The combine emperor is the ruins of our own civilization at its apex. Elon Musk created a business called Pyramid Portals after buying the Pyramids of Giza from Egypt and unlocking the Secret of the Pharaohs, namely Wizard Ports.

This theory is flawless because it accounts for variants of racial stereotypes exhibited in the fantasy menagerie of humanoid races. Humans are gentiles. Erudites are black people. Dwarves are jewish people. Gnomes are short people. Halflings are less short people who love beer. Elves are humans who cut the ears of their infants like circumcision. Iksar are humans who bred with the horny toad. Trolls are humans who ate too many swamp fungus. Barbarians are humans who are particularly uncouth. Ogres are humans who shopped at the post apocalyptic equivalent of walmart and never learned to read. And they are ALL affected by the cosmic, spiritual, or nuclear Radiation sickness.

Hope this doesn't upset you too much, OP

Holy shit triggered LOL

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Norrath is actually a post-apocalyptic Terra. Haleys comet crashes into Terra and a bunch of nukes get fired off in the process. This alters the face of the earth. Humans are warped by nuclear, cosmic, and spiritual radiation.

History is lost. We lose the ability to communicate long distances. Everything is forgotten and eventually from the ashes is born myriad new cultures. Some entities have gathered enough nuclear/cosmic/spiritual radiation to become "Gods" in their own right.

The combine emperor is the ruins of our own civilization at its apex. Elon Musk created a business called Pyramid Portals after buying the Pyramids of Giza from Egypt and unlocking the Secret of the Pharaohs, namely Wizard Ports.

This theory is flawless because it accounts for variants of racial stereotypes exhibited in the fantasy menagerie of humanoid races. Humans are gentiles. Erudites are black people. Dwarves are jewish people. Gnomes are short people. Halflings are less short people who love beer. Elves are humans who cut the ears of their infants like circumcision. Iksar are humans who bred with the horny toad. Trolls are humans who ate too many swamp fungus. Barbarians are humans who are particularly uncouth. Ogres are humans who shopped at the post apocalyptic equivalent of walmart and never learned to read. And they are ALL affected by the cosmic, spiritual, or nuclear Radiation sickness.

Hope this doesn't upset you too much, OP

A worthy and imaginitive interpretation in it's own right!

However... I think Ayleth has blown the meaning of EQ out of the water with his heavily researched theory.

Drawing extensively from cuineform writings taken off actual clay tablets found in Iraq which were originally created by the Babylonians who held all known secrets of the past, present and future, it's clear Ayleth has cracked at least part of what EQ is really about.

Tapping knowledge from such unnatural sources is dangerous, but only Ayleth could do so responsibly without going totally bonkers-insane. Kudos Ayleth!

I always love how you stretch the realm of imagination and reality, weaving them together so fluidly.

You are the living body of existentialism.

Thank you for your very entertaining read.

[Mazoku]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Norrath is actually a post-apocalyptic Terra. Haleys comet crashes into Terra and a bunch of nukes get fired off in the process. This alters the face of the earth. Humans are warped by nuclear, cosmic, and spiritual radiation.

History is lost. We lose the ability to communicate long distances. Everything is forgotten and eventually from the ashes is born myriad new cultures. Some entities have gathered enough nuclear/cosmic/spiritual radiation to become "Gods" in their own right.

The combine emperor is the ruins of our own civilization at its apex. Elon Musk created a business called Pyramid Portals after buying the Pyramids of Giza from Egypt and unlocking the Secret of the Pharaohs, namely Wizard Ports.

This theory is flawless because it accounts for variants of racial stereotypes exhibited in the fantasy menagerie of humanoid races. Humans are gentiles. Erudites are black people. Dwarves are jewish people. Gnomes are short people. Halflings are less short people who love beer. Elves are humans who cut the ears of their infants like circumcision. Iksar are humans who bred with the horny toad. Trolls are humans who ate too many swamp fungus. Barbarians are humans who are particularly uncouth. Ogres are humans who shopped at the post apocalyptic equivalent of walmart and never learned to read. And they are ALL affected by the cosmic, spiritual, or nuclear Radiation sickness.

Hope this doesn't upset you too much, OP

LOL THIS IS GOLD LOL...


LOL this is rich like gold...

The pyramids of Giza were actually used for collecting cosmic energy from the stars as well as from the surrounding land. When pyramids are placed on ley lines (Terra's natural magnetic fields and aligned with the stars one can collect FREE energy from the planet and universe. (THIS IS WHY PYRAMIDS ARE PLACED WHERE THEY ARE BOTH IRL AND INGAME.)

The Pharaohs used this technology to harness the sun and the surrounding areas to ionize gold that would be ground down and baked into bread that ONLY the Pharaoh was allowed to eat. When ingested the ionized colloidal particles would turn the skin GOLD and it would extend your life for HUNDREDS of YEARS. It was a rite from the Gods and one of the last teachings that the Gods handed down to the Pharaohs. (Give us this day, OUR DAILY BREAD) Moses' family was actually the one who had the recipe for this gold powder-bread. (after all why did he live for several hundred years? it was because of the bread his family baked)

It broke down to simply this, up atop the great Pyramid there was a capstone which housed a conductive golden box. Inside this box, the Arc of the Covenant and a super helix carbon stone were placed in with a pool of liquid maana. (I kid you not, they would distill magic into a liquid form and use it for rituals and spells.) When the energy of the area and the stars were focused and the box activated, the super helix stone would catch on fire for HOURS in a strange ghostly way looking blue and purple. This was the burning bush that Moses said he saw later on. The creation of Christianity was a conspiracy involving the Pharaoh, the Pharisees and ancient Sumerian texts which depict a savior getting crucified and put in a cave for three days LONG before Yeshua even lived. When you're working for a guy who lives forever and holds power of the GODS over you...you're going to do anything to help him even when he threatens your family and you.

The Egyptians created one of the most elaborate empires from direct instruction from Gods and when the Gods left, they placed Pharaohs in charge. These Pharaohs were very greedy and desired power above all. They wanted to enslave the Hebrews and then they wanted to ensure that future generations could be enslaved so they conspired to create Christianity from their own workings with divinity. Then when the empire of Egypt collapsed and the Muslims invaded, the Pharaohs (they didn't all die, some were murdered and some escaped to the Americas.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Mazoku [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

LOL THIS IS GOLD LOL...


LOL this is rich like gold...

The pyramids of Giza were actually used for collecting cosmic energy from the stars as well as from the surrounding land. When pyramids are placed on ley lines (Terra's natural magnetic fields and aligned with the stars one can collect FREE energy from the planet and universe. (THIS IS WHY PYRAMIDS ARE PLACED WHERE THEY ARE BOTH IRL AND INGAME.)

The Pharaohs used this technology to harness the sun and the surrounding areas to ionize gold that would be ground down and baked into bread that ONLY the Pharaoh was allowed to eat. When ingested the ionized colloidal particles would turn the skin GOLD and it would extend your life for HUNDREDS of YEARS. It was a rite from the Gods and one of the last teachings that the Gods handed down to the Pharaohs. (Give us this day, OUR DAILY BREAD) Moses' family was actually the one who had the recipe for this gold powder-bread. (after all why did he live for several hundred years? it was because of the bread his family baked)

It broke down to simply this, up atop the great Pyramid there was a capstone which housed a conductive golden box. Inside this box, the Arc of the Covenant and a super helix carbon stone were placed in with a pool of liquid maana. (I kid you not, they would distill magic into a liquid form and use it for rituals and spells.) When the energy of the area and the stars were focused and the box activated, the super helix stone would catch on fire for HOURS in a strange ghostly way looking blue and purple. This was the burning bush that Moses said he saw later on. The creation of Christianity was a conspiracy involving the Pharaoh, the Pharisees and ancient Sumerian texts which depict a savior getting crucified and put in a cave for three days LONG before Yeshua even lived. When you're working for a guy who lives forever and holds power of the GODS over you...you're going to do anything to help him even when he threatens your family and you.

The Egyptians created one of the most elaborate empires from direct instruction from Gods and when the Gods left, they placed Pharaohs in charge. These Pharaohs were very greedy and desired power above all. They wanted to enslave the Hebrews and then they wanted to ensure that future generations could be enslaved so they conspired to create Christianity from their own workings with divinity. Then when the empire of Egypt collapsed and the Muslims invaded, the Pharaohs (they didn't all die, some were murdered and some escaped to the Americas.

Knowledge and wisdom. ^^^

[mickmoranis]

Originally Posted by Secrets [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

do not disclose me

haha for a second were you like, oh shit doxxed!

[gizmo]

Originally Posted by canaabyte [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just cause you can't 'see' something doesn't mean it's drugs or 'crazy people' lmao.

Who says it's drugs OR crazy people?

[shuklak]

Well explain blackburrow please.

[fadetree]

Blackburrow needs no explanation. It is, was, and always will be. It is pure essence of EQ, unhampered by any foolishness. Enter, and get gud or die.

[Mazoku]

Originally Posted by shuklak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well explain blackburrow please.

Blackburrow is one of those magical lost places of Norrath. Amongst men, in the beginning there were other lesser races and smaller entities that appeared as the Gods intervened and played out their roles.

On Earth/Terra in the elder days when Gods still roamed and men were still young, there were in-between races that existed. There were bird-headed men, cat people and much more all from the meddling of Gods creating beings in the likeness of themselves..The first children of the Gods were GIANTS or Nephilim.

In the original pantheon that was Egyptian society and religion there was: Anubis-Canine Head like Blackburrow Gnolls, Horus- Falcon head like the Spriocs of Timorous Deep, Osiris-Green skinned humanoid, Baast-Cat God who was the protector of the Pharaoh, Set-God of Wars and Storms and the FATHER of Anubis.

Even if you don't believe in Egyptian Gods, there are clues all across Earth/Terra which point to in-between entities as the result of Genetic manipulations. (Lizard men of Aztecs, Dog men of Egypt, Catmen and many more. The Sphinx was a pet created by the Sumerian Gods as a means to guard the Pharaohs doorway to the library of Baast. )