Your perfect morning routine?

[unsunghero]

Wake up, coffee immediately. Then off to morning workout if it’s an off day or to work if it’s a work day. I put contacts in and shave at work

Shower the night before. So I give myself like 15min to get ready in the morning. Basically just coffee and throwing clothes on

Not very glamorous

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by pink grapefruit [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I decided to re-commit myself to having the best morning routine possible, and then I shared about it here.

And this ofc lead to a discussion about sex dolls and necrophilia.

MFing elf nerds. Some people in this thread suck, and I'm sure you know who you are.

What was wrong with my morning routine??

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What was wrong with my morning routine??

There’s no way the neighbor would keep buying that many cats for you to kill

FAKE AND GAY

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There’s no way the neighbor would keep buying that many cats for you to kill

FAKE AND GAY

Cats count as vermin by FL law last I heard. A few years ago. FWIW.

They also live wild here. High fiber gator snacks.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cats count as vermin by FL law last I heard. A few years ago. FWIW.

They also live wild here. High fiber gator snacks.

Aw that’s sad. I’d for sure take on a gator to save my cat, although I think all I could do is avenge him

A feral cat, meh probably not, but still sad to see one go

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Aw that’s sad. I’d for sure take on a gator to save my cat, although I think all I could do is avenge him

A feral cat, meh probably not, but still sad to see one go

Disease and malnutrition kill them horribly in 1-2 years. The gator is a kindness.

Now a few ascend to G-d tier lvl through shear tenacity and cleverness. They would probably win 1v1 in an arena naked vs encroaching.

All you can do is admire them and wish they where bigger and numerous enough to thin the heard better.

Gotta think like a cat.

[Encroaching Death]

Cats run circles around alligators.

Dogs however.... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There are signs in my condo complex that literally say "Do not walk your dog near the shore".

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Encroaching Death [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cats run circles around alligators.

Dogs however.... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There are signs in my condo complex that literally say "Do not walk your dog near the shore".

I only said it was a kindness. Not a regularity.

[Kaveh]

Drink a gallon of water or near it, brush teeth, coffee after brushing

Depends on weather or locale but generally gym or run before eating, then I come back and eat. Alaska has messed this up because the gym here is generally packed with losers not doing much in the early AM and it’s too cold / I can’t put run a bear to go run outside in darkness

[Encroaching Death]

You drink a gallon of water every morning?

How many times does that make you piss?