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03-06-2012, 03:08 PM
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The Harrison Interview Part 1 of 3... (Yes it is a real interview)
The one and only true Harrison interview. This is the diary of Harrison. You think you know , but really you have no idea!
Visage: Harrison! So glad you can make it on aim today man j! Thanks much for joining me in this interview! Harrison: Yea I told you I would do it as long as you admit to being a transgendered mongloid Visage: Sure thing! Visage: So my first question Harrison is, what did you always want to be when you were growing up? Harrison: Well my father always told me as a young lad to do something your good at and enjoy. Visage: Ahhhh , I see and what might that be? Harrison: Well I was always good at beating my meat so I figured I would do something with other peoples meat as well as my own as I got older. Visage: Oh…. Well… that’s interesting I guess…. Harrison: I wouldn’t expect a transgendered homosexual to understand. Visage: Can’t say I enjoy beating my meat or others… Harrison: For the right amount of cash you can! Visage: Wha??? Harrison: You know how much I make beating meats all day??? Visage: Can’t be that much… Harrison: 30k … a year Visage: Wow good job… Harrison: I make a honest living I don’t CHEAT like bads! Visage: Fair enough… Visage: So I understand you play Everquest and some other online games. What is it you think most don’t know about you? Harrison: I’m really a nice guy. I help people with their problems and enjoy helping the ladies in the game and forums , because they are mistreated by those jerks. I am a mature sentimental man not to many of these bads know that. I also like ET Visage: ET? Harrison: Yea the movie with the alien. Visage: Cough * you would* Harrison: deruh? Visage : ………. Visage: So Harrison how good would you say you are at your job? Harrison: Heh…. It’s not a easy job as people would like to think it is… Visage: How so? Harrison: You have any idea how hard it is to beat meat all day… Visage: It’s gotta be pretty hard , doesn’t it start to hurt after a while??? Harrison: No mongloid! I run a mile in 7 minutes. I’m not no average meat beater… Visage: Oh I see. So I take it it’s important to be in good physical shape in order to touch peoples meat all day? Harrison: For the most part. I eat healthy and live a healthy life style. I’m 6’1 220 IBS, I am huge! And I run incredibly fast for my size. I don’t even work out. Visage: You must be very proud , no doubt you must of Cheated on your diet a lil to accomplish such a feat so quickly.. Harrison: I don’t cheat! Visage: So moving on… Your brother I herd recently passed how are you dealing with it? Harrison: Eh it’s only hard sometimes , but I’m still able to get the juice out a bit Visage: ok… Visage: So what accidently happened , I herd he killed himself cheating his death as a soldier and you falsifying it as if he was killed in action? Harrison: HE DIDN’t CHEAT | ||
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03-06-2012, 03:10 PM
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Visage: Can you clarify a little more?
Harrison: My brother was a heroic individual who died for our country. I respect the military so much I give them discounts on their meat tenderizing’s.. Dumb shits want to talk shit on him, but the truth is he died for those assholes. Visage: So wait he killed themselves for them and his country? Harrison: )&!(&!@*!^@*&!(@!@ Visage: ……?....?......) 0_0 Visage: So if you’re respectful of the military why didn’t you ever join , just curious? Harrison: I joined the army…. I did my service and moved on. Visage: I heard you didn’t even make it past basic traning that true? Harrison: Believe what you want. Those mads are just bad. I did basic training and I was so good at what I did , the instructor told me I couldn’t join. Visage: Really? Harrison: Yea he said I passed the asvab test with record breaking scores and was way too smart for the military and way to fit.. Visage: Did they suspect you of cheating on the test? Harrison: IDON’t CHEAT? Visage: Harrison, calm yourself no need to get mad… Harrison: YOUMAD , CAUSE U BAD ,U CHEATER. To be continued……… Part 1 of 3 of the Harrison interview…. | ||
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#3
03-06-2012, 03:23 PM
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his brother killed himself a year before he was to be deployed, pussied out
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#4
03-06-2012, 04:22 PM
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"Riveting, Visceral journalism. A definitive look inside the household name that is Harrison" - Saidin The Holocaust Times
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#6
03-06-2012, 05:13 PM
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"A spectacular demonstration of what modern technology can contribute to dramatic storytelling." -Big_Japan, The Tupac Times
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