How do I get my wife into EQ?

[kelsoider]

Looking to transition a portion wife time into eq time. Any suggestions? Atm wife will only play Mario Cart for limited periods of time. I'm looking to transform her into a poopsocking legbeard champion, or the closest approximation to.

Furthermore, how does everyone deal with wife aggro?

[Tupakk]

Strap her to a chair. Force her to watch.

Works for aggro as well

[teai]

I realized I had a special kind of autism when I talked the game up for days, while the IP exemption went into effect, gloriously pathing out our awesome duo and how its a great RPG and you like RPGS ect.

She got stuck in a tree after getting frustrated at how long it took to get going/getting lost, eventually got to lvl 6 then just said, " If the rest of the game is just doing this over and over with better gear I am out "

We fought then I had to sleep downstairs but it was that double xp weekend a while back so didnt care

[Vilkata]

Originally Posted by kelsoider [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Looking to transition a portion wife time into eq time. Any suggestions? Atm wife will only play Mario Cart for limited periods of time. I'm looking to transform her into a poopsocking legbeard champion, or the closest approximation to.

Furthermore, how does everyone deal with wife aggro?

Tell her Brad Pitt plays here.
Then tell her im Brad Pitt. Running low on nudes this year.

[kgallowaypa]

Have her batphone and when she gets pissy lead her to one of the guild threads. Then it will all come full cuckold circle.

[Victorio]

Make the same race with cute names. She has to start with the right character for her. Mages are good since they have pets to boss around and they're really simple to play. Get her lots of jewelry and various robes for different styles.

[Kaight]

She only plays Mario Kart and you have any hope at all for her to play this game? I admire your optimism.

[Sorn]

Meanwhile, on another board...

Subject: "How do I get my husband into real life?"

[Kaight]

Originally Posted by Sorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Meanwhile, on another board...

Subject: "How do I get my husband into real life?"

lol

[Valakut]

if you go into RnF and seek out the sage advice of the top raiders on the server they will likely suggest cuckoldry. i don't really see how it can work though it would only serve to ruin your relationship and also your own joy for the game.